The Heathen Citadel

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:14 pm

Bah! You quoted me just before I edited!

Gotta love the irony that death quotes livened up a thread for a while...

And I was the one who started it indirectly...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:09 pm

So are the Heathens fading into history? it will be a sad day when this thread falls of the front page as it almost did recently.. *sniff* never got the chance to be a real heathen... now what'll i tell the grand kids? *sniff* [Old Phreddie] now where did thet baahh febreze go? there it baaaaahhhh *sniff* now let me tell you the time i spammed a thousand posts in a month! *snores*[/Old Phreddie] you see what i mean..

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:52 pm

You'll tell the grandkids you kept Febreeze single-handedly in business?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:13 pm

Aye, but i dont know if i can tell them bout the reason though.. they might not be ready for a story of daring, cunning, Feasels, and radioactive bananas that transformed gramps into a flying goat.

baaahhh *sniff* for not so old times sake.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:17 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Aye, but i dont know if i can tell them bout the reason though.. they might not be ready for a story of daring, cunning, Feasels, and radioactive bananas that transformed gramps into a flying goat.

baaahhh *sniff* for not so old times sake.[/QUOTE]

Phreddie, I don't know how to tell you this, but ...well...it might be difficult for a flying goat to become a grandad. Unless they're flying goats... Then they might really admire the hero of that story. So all's well after all

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:18 pm

@Phreddie, Wasn't most of that stuff in the Tap and Tea?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:21 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Phreddie, I don't know how to tell you this, but ...well...it might be difficult for a flying goat to become a grandad. Unless they're flying goats... Then they might really admire the hero of that story. So all's well after all

[/QUOTE]
Ah but Fiona, i can seed a homo sapien sapien female while im in my normal state after febreeze, how do you think.. well never mind...
rav- i was speaking tales in general, a heathen inititation trial would have been a tale!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:24 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]
rav- i was speaking tales in general, a heathen inititation trial would have been a tale![/QUOTE]

I had one of those...were you expecting something grand?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:32 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I had one of those...were you expecting something grand?

[/QUOTE]
i could atleast tell my grandchildren that i was a Heathen Spammer! not unlike a trojan man, but this time the heathens didnt lose the war!

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:20 pm

posted by phreddie:
"...the heathens didnt lose the war!"

What war?

if your talkin about the one against COMM, Heathens didn't win, neither did COMM, it just ended.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:23 pm

All the members from both sides got bored. Except for the two war mongers... they attempted to drag out the unevitable.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:39 pm

hmm... Demo and I had the best battles, he won I won, lots of fun

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:45 pm

I was merely stating that unlike the trojans the Heathen Citadel wasnt razed. and a question, as to the popular brand of rubbers... wasnt the whole point that the 'Horse" broke Troy, so (i see the irony as she is Troy) but also that once the Horse was inside it was opened up (i.e. broken, busted, Oops!) and let out the little men who wanted to ravage troy? just a thought...

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:42 pm

It's really sad when history can be turned into a sick joke

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:04 am

[QUOTE=Demortis]It's really sad when history can be turned into a sick joke

[/QUOTE]
correction:
History is a sick joke. It shows us what we are going to do, when we are going to do it, how we are going to do it, why we are going to do it, and who is going to do it. Life is but a rehash of all the oldies t.v. shows, just shot in a futuristic environment with better technology.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:05 am

[QUOTE=Phreddie]correction:
History is a sick joke. It shows us what we are going to do, when we are going to do it, how we are going to do it, why we are going to do it, and who is going to do it. Life is but a rehash of all the oldies t.v. shows, just shot in a futuristic environment with better technology.[/QUOTE]

Well you can hunt all the mammoths you want, but I think I'll stay in the 21st century

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Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:12 am

*shoots mamoth with an elleyfant gun* While i feed my family you can go to the alleys and pick out the scraps we throw out.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:25 am

*steals the mammoth from Phreddie and feeds his merc army*

The meak shall inhearet nothing!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:30 am

*shoots merc army with ellephant gun, grabs meat*
HA! Meak! I killed a Mighty Morphing Mammothanger!
*eats all meat* meh!

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:34 am

*merc army takes turn flogging Phreddie*

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