The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:35 am

[QUOTE=Phreddie]your rack will come off of the wall[/QUOTE]
It's firmly bolted to the floor in the middle of my working space. The wall *snort*; it would take up valuable space for putting implements.
[QUOTE=Phreddie]and my clients will no longer bear the scars of your 'justice'![/QUOTE]My interest is not Justice, but the Truth and Redemption.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:40 am

Big words for a grubby trade. It was ever thus...

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:49 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]Big words for a grubby trade.[/QUOTE]A grubby trade indeed, my dear.

Ah, the lengths to which I go to save these pour souls from eternal torment in Hell.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:54 am

[QUOTE=Lestat]A grubby trade indeed, my dear.

Ah, the lengths to which I go to save these pour souls from eternal torment in Hell.

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While sacrificing yourself for their sake? I'd call you an original and name you Jesus, but that routine has been used already, and he got eternal life in heaven after all.. now we just see you as a greedy, power hungry, sadistic, lamb chopping, cod slapping, back breaking, individual whose only goal in life is to live forever or die trying... more power to you! Just keep those utensils off of/out of my clients.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:18 am

[QUOTE=Phreddie]While sacrificing yourself for their sake?[/QUOTE] It's more like sacrificing them for their sake.
[QUOTE=Phreddie]now we just see you as a greedy, power hungry, sadistic, lamb chopping, cod slapping, back breaking, individual whose only goal in life is to live forever or die trying... more power to you! Just keep those utensils off of/out of my clients.[/QUOTE]
I'm doing this out of charity and love, you know. What is a few weeks of torment of the flesh, if it can save them from eternal torment in hell.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:25 am

Won't you be lonely if you succeed? Not that I'm doubting your integrity or the sincerity of your purpose, mind

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:30 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]Won't you be lonely if you succeed?[/QUOTE]You mean, the only one going to Hell, since I'll have saved all the others from such a fate? I'll leave the judgment to higher forces...DW

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:54 am

Like i said, your hoping the those higher forces/DW will grant you mercy and allow you passage into heaven, but tis been done the son of those higher forces has, not to be clichem been there, and done that. She will see right through your scheme this time.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:59 am

[QUOTE=Lestat]You mean, the only one going to Hell, since I'll have saved all the others from such a fate? I'll leave the judgment to higher forces...DW[/QUOTE]

Irretrievably lost

Nobody gets to have that much fun AND go to heaven. Or are you claiming you don't enjoy it *looks very sceptical indeed*

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:04 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]Or are you claiming you don't enjoy it *looks very sceptical indeed*[/QUOTE]What's wrong with finding joy in the salvation of another soul?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:41 am

See above.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:51 pm

So, was I freed from the torture? Or did Lestat just get bored of playing with his tools of the trade for today?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:56 pm

It's no good playing the innocent. Surrender. All you have to fear is Lestat

(Oh and Hill and DW)

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:58 pm

And Luis. And ikky. And Demo. And many others.
Now this is the life of the Fugative!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:00 pm

Yes, it is :laugh:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:04 pm

It'll be just like the film. Though the U.S. Marshall was more amusing.
But the Fugitive was innocent as I am...an amazing coincedence!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:07 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]It'll be just like the film. Though the U.S. Marshall was more amusing.
But the Fugitive was innocent as I am...an amazing coincedence!

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That's what they all say. It is a tenet of this system of justice (shared by many others) that they wouldn't have arrested you if you hadn't done it. Ask in your local community and you'll find that's a pretty general view

Tell you what, call Phreddie before you give yourself up. That'll help

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:09 pm

How are we all doing this fine evening?

-seems i came in at the right moment, Ravager, you needed some assistance?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:11 pm

Wow, you've perfected the art of timing!

Looks like I may need a Defence counsel if I decide to give myself up in the Bunn-ay death case.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:12 pm

Now that's a lawyer you could rely on