The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:47 am

@Rondoor, nice!

And it confirms my innocence.

Or at least provides more evidence to it. Yay!

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:51 am

Well it's a military court, not a civil court.

So you are guilty until proven innocent buddy, and frankly, you're still guilty

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:55 am

Not of killing BUNN-AY though. :devil:

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:59 am

Hey, if they could convince the world Saddam had WMDs, then I'm sure we can find you guilty

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:06 am

How many spin doctors do you have?

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:07 am

I have a Texan with a cowboy hat on, that's enough :laugh:

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:09 am

If he going to confound me with his accent and lack of credible power?

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:10 am

That and a bunch of mixed up clichés, followed by the saying "He tried to kill my Daddy"

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Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:03 am

Ravager tried to kill your daddy ? This gets worse and worse.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:14 am

Fiona, why do you arrive at the worst moments. You did it in the Spam Factory to poor Sononara, and now you are doing it to me

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Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:16 am

*looks round wildly* What did I do? What did I do?

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:18 am

Awww when you do that you make me feel guilty :devil: now I have to get you a present don't I?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:23 am

*smells a rat* No, no! No need to feel guilty *suspects he can't spell it without help*

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:32 am

And now I'm confused. What is it that I cannot spell?

And go on, take that present wrapped up with the pretty red bow. You can't resist a bow, can you?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:34 am

No, of course I can't. Thank you DJ.

I'll open it .....later calls bomb disposal team

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:36 am

Glad you enjoy it

doesn't know that I've bribed the bomb squad

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:46 am

*Bribed bomb team arrives* It's OK, Fiona, the package is perfectly safe. Look, we'll take it away over here and open it.

Fiona dons blast proof armour and gas mask

Kaboom

Bomb squad scattered over a wide area. Who would have thought you could bribe a bomb squad?

Fiona is very sad at the corruption and stupidity of the modern world :speech:

Reports incident to the HBI. DJ's in big trouble now

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:08 am

*starts handing out bribes*

Money makes the world go round... let's hope I've got enough

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Btw, I like the purple flair to the bomb, it's not often you see that these days

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Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:25 am

I should have known better than to try to report attempted murder on a Sunday.

*Leaves note for tomorrow's day shift*

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:28 am

Fiona I must thank you for all the bussiness you give me.

DJV, It is time we come up with a defense, follow me.