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Well, Juni... If that's the way you want it... Then Ravager- proceed with the ravaging... *grimaces* It's not a pretty sight. :(
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[QUOTE=Lasher]Well, Juni... If that's the way you want it... Then Ravager- proceed with the ravaging... *grimaces* It's not a pretty sight. :( [/QUOTE]
Thanks for your "concern"......but....I'll be juuuuuuust fine....:mischief: :D ;)


Okie Dokie...gotta scooot...
Good Nights Gents!
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[QUOTE=Lasher]Well, Juni... If that's the way you want it... Then Ravager- proceed with the ravaging... *grimaces* It's not a pretty sight. :( [/QUOTE]

Tsk. I wouldn't betray Juni! Ever! Well, not enough to be bad... :p ;)

See you tomorrow Juni.
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Now i need some fresh squeezed pickle juice, none of those frozen handouts they give you at the bank either, some real fresh squeezed pickle juice.

-bye june!
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See ya Juniper!

@ Phreddie- I won't ask what for but, [url="http://www.fleshpickle.com/sharapova-wtachamp-pickle.jpg"]here.[/url]
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well thats a pickle alright... i need the juice, extract it for me as best you can and then you will be rewarded.
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I don't know where you're from, but out here, we work for our [url="http://www.lliamamor.com/Images/Portfolio/new/pickle_juice_200.jpg"]pickle juice[/url]. And the sign is misleading. Give me something of value.
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Anyway... I got to go... Phreddie: here's your juice, and I'll be back in a while to collect my payment. Quid pro quo, phreddie... Quid pro quo
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Post by Ravager »

And the spamming begins to dissipate again... :(
*sigh*
Back to webcomics...unless we can keep the spamming going... :p
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Post by Phreddie »

Thank you for the juice, please dont go into details as to where you got it.

cya lasher

*recovers mayonaise from secret storage location, mixes a solution of 3/10 part mayo, 7/10 part pickle juice, takes excess ingredients and makes a picklejuice and mayyonaise soup, eats, replaces mixture of pickle/mayo juice into a frigerator with liquid hydrogen.*

:mischief:


Phase 4 complete
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[QUOTE=Ravager]And the spamming begins to dissipate again... :(
*sigh*
Back to webcomics...unless we can keep the spamming going... :p [/QUOTE]
keep it going!
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Post by Ravager »

Sure thing. I can always do that. :)
Apart from when I'm not here... ;)

So, going to reveal any more about this multi-phase plan?
Need any more parts?

Oh, how's GCI doing these days? It seems rather neglected. :(

There, that's enough material to keep us going at least a few minutes. :D
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Post by Phreddie »

Multiphase plan: is currently in Phase 6. No more data can be released.

More parts: Many, the plan has not been completed, but due to time constraints, the first stages have already been enacted.

GCI: Classified Corporate Information, only high level employees can impart knowledge upon this subject, and they can only impart this knowledge to othetr high level employees. These employees include and are limited to:
Me, Myself, I, & Phreddie.
- that was 6 minutes keep up the good work

anything else? :D
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Post by Ravager »

So, how's the part supply process? Maybe I could help...

Tsk. Doesn't my position as Head of Marketing count for anything?! :(

Okay, how are the other products selling?
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Product inventory:
Gland Cream, a myriad of flavors, including but not limited to:
  • Red
  • Blue
  • Green
  • Mystery Meat
  • Tie-Dye
Candied Whips
Salted Whips
Utter Pops, made from only the best dairy cows utters!
Products on the way:
Seven Up Pop Up, an easily crumbling snack that has magnetized particles, comes with a magnet so that when it all crumbles underneath the couch, you can whip out the magnet and call it all back to eat agin.
Hi-Ho Dairy-O made from the mammary glands of chickens.
more to follow.
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Post by Fiona »

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Product inventory:
Gland Cream, a myriad of flavors, including but not limited to:
  • Red
  • Blue
  • Green
  • Mystery Meat
  • Tie-Dye
Candied Whips
Salted Whips
Utter Pops, made from only the best dairy cows utters! sp!!
Products on the way:
Seven Up Pop Up, an easily crumbling snack that has magnetized particles, comes with a magnet so that when it all crumbles underneath the couch, you can whip out the magnet and call it all back to eat agin.
Hi-Ho Dairy-O made from the mammary glands Biology!!! of chickens.
more to follow.[/QUOTE]

Overall score 8/10 :D
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Post by Ravager »

What happened to Rainbow flavour- a little bit of everything! :p
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It tasted of burnt urine... dont ask. Needless to say it did not sell well.
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Post by Ravager »

That's what artificial flavourings are for! :rolleyes: :D
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Post by Phreddie »

Aye, but Gland Cream was invented to prevent and cure cancer, not cause it.
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