Spam Factory

[Ravager]

Now, what activities would those be? *takes notes, turns on the tape recorder*

[dj_venom]

*naivé and trusting mode*

Well, I constantly spam under an alias. Of course, if this ever came out, I would be shattered. I'm so glad I can trust you Rav .

By the way, what do you mean by notes and tape recorder?

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Well, I constantly spam under an alias. Of course, if this ever came out, I would be shattered. I'm so glad I can trust you Rav .[/QUOTE]
Well, thanks. And I trust you too!
Never fear, I'd never reveal your secret! Apart from published literature...

[QUOTE=dj_venom]By the way, what do you mean by notes and tape recorder? [/QUOTE]

Uh, I'm writing your biography. Yep, that's it.

[dj_venom]

That makes me so relieved. It's a pity that I seem to have lost my glasses, so I cannot read small text (I wasn't even aware I had glasses to begin with ).

And that sounds wonderful, though of course, you would remove all negative points about me, such as the shameful secret?

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]And that sounds wonderful, though of course, you would remove all negative points about me, such as the shameful secret? [/QUOTE]

*sucks in air through teeth* Don't know about that mate. Thatt'd require serious 'recompense'. :devil:

[dj_venom]

How about... your choice of spamming locations... choose from our wide range on offer at SYM and knock yourself out.

This trip comes fully-prepaid, with 2000 posts of spending money. Here you can spam, or alternatively spam. Go on a tour of the spamming locations, or just relax. It's up to you.

How's that sound?

[Ravager]

Uh, this is different to what I do now...how??

Wow, I just saw a reference to Juni's Yippy Skippy! She must have stolen the phrase!!!

[dj_venom]

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about .

[Ravager]

Heh, it's just something Juni often wrote.

So...any more bribes..uh..recompense for me?

[dj_venom]

Nah, I finally released that the rolling and clicking in the background was a tape recording me...:speech: .

[Ravager]

The rolling and clicking?

Oh, you mean the SF Zedonk. It's a new pet.
No tapes around here...

[dj_venom]

Did you say Zedonk?

Please, you must tell me where you got that name from, and what it means. Because it brings back memories for me, so I'm interested in knowing it's meaning.

[Ravager]

I did indeed say 'Zedonk'. An animal also known as a zebrass, zebronkey, zebadonk, zenkey or deebra.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zedonk

An interesting memories to share?

[dj_venom]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

I never knew it was a real animal...

Memory Time
Some project I had to do as a kid, I had to make up an island. As such, I decided to put some new animals. Now, using my amazing creativity that I had as a grade 6 kid, I decided to cross a Zebra and a Donkey. So I called it the Zedonk. It seems that some people never leave the phase of being a 10 year old kid :laugh: .

[Fiona]

Clearly they let those ones become biologists. What an inlusive society we do live in

[dj_venom]

Horse + Donkey = Mule
Not Honky, not Dorse, Mule.

Why can't we have some original people, it's not that hard to be creative .

And seriously, what is the point of a Zebra crossed with a Donkey?

[Ravager]

@DJV, Hah, that's great!
By any chance did you try to cross a Zebra and Horse too?
They call those 'Zorse'.

It sounds better beginning with a Z.

[dj_venom]

What do you think I am? Some kind of idiot?

IT'S NOT A ZORSE... it's a Hebra

[Lestat]

[QUOTE=Ravager]@DJV, Hah, that's great!
By any chance did you try to cross a Zebra and Horse too?
They call those 'Zorse'.

It sounds better beginning with a Z.[/QUOTE]
Why not Hobra? Or does that sound too much as something a lady of negociable affection would wear?

[dj_venom]

I'd say it sounds more like a horse-snake. Just what we need, something that can run extremely fast, is hard to avoid, and can poison you. Why don't we just give them a gun and save them some trouble .