Do you like beer?

krunchyfrogg · Post by **krunchyfrogg** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:24 am

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23562

Umm, I know I usually do, but I'm not drinking that beer.

Fenix · Post by **Fenix** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:00 am

Yum, yum...at least that's what I thought while reading the two sentences (I am quite thirsty actually).

"Plenty of people were drinking the OPB at Toi's event at Crawl Space Gallery this past Saturday. I'm told that several people even got bonafide drunk."

I wonder if these guys knew what was in the beer..

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:12 am

Eeeewwwwww.... :speech:

I would NEVER drink such beer...

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:14 am

Bah. Yeast is yeast. Beer is beer. It might be the last drink left at a party, but how picky are you at that time of night?

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:06 am

That really depends on how many I already had.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:26 am

I am amazed how sensitive the boys in this thread seems to be. Yeast is just yeast, doesn't matter where it comes from, it's just a component for making bear.

If you think it's so horrible to drink bear that has been fermented with the help of yeast that comes from a human vagina, how do you plan to have sex with human girls?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:35 am

What makes you think they have such plans

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:46 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]If you think it's so horrible to drink bear that has been fermented with the help of yeast that comes from a human vagina, how do you plan to have sex with human girls?[/QUOTE]Not orally?
I don't have any problems with it anyway, I know a fair bit about how beer is made.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:51 am

@Fiona: Because statistically, it's unlikely that all of them are gay

[quote="Lestat]
Not orally?
I don't have any problems with it anyway"]

Not to go into details here, but even if you avoid oral sex, it's sort of difficult not to get any vaginal yeast in your mouth however you have sex with a woman...body parts coming into contact with each other is highly typical for sex

Finally a decent man.

krunchyfrogg · Post by **krunchyfrogg** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:02 am

I find going down is a lot more rewarding that drinking a beer.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:03 am

I think it's rude to put vaginal yeast in beer... Even if it's 'art' as she calls it and 'conversationprovoking'

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:19 am

[QUOTE=ik911]I think it's rude to put vaginal yeast in beer... Even if it's 'art' as she calls it and 'conversationprovoking'[/QUOTE]
She put a mostly symbolic amount of her own yeast into the yeast that was used to fermentate the beer. And most of yeast doesn't remain in the beer: at the end of the fermentation process either it sinks or either it froths to top where it's skimmed off, and most beers go through a lagering process which clears the beer of most remaining traces. Only some of the cloudy beers such as Hoegaarden have actually some remaining yeast in them, but a too yeasty taste (regardless of origin) ruins the taste of a good beer. Sissies. It's all in the head (and not in the beer).
And if you're all so prissy about your beer, never ever go into a place where you can smell the beer fermentation happening... it's one of the fouler smells I've encountered (but I still like my beer).

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:33 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]@Fiona: Because statistically, it's unlikely that all of them are gay

[/QUOTE]

See that's the trouble with sampling....

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:50 am

Krunchyfrogg]I find going down is a lot more rewarding that drinking a beer.[/quote] I would to if I was a straight man wrote: I think it's rude to put vaginal yeast in beer..

ROFL, a little Victorian thrives inside this young mind of the 21st century

Fiona wrote:See that's the trouble with sampling....

Yes, we might have a small sample skewness problem here

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:04 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]If you think it's so horrible to drink bear that has been fermented with the help of yeast that comes from a human vagina, how do you plan to have sex with human girls?[/QUOTE]

Close your eyes and think of England?

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:16 am

[QUOTE=Dottie]Close your eyes and think of England?[/QUOTE]Is that to keep from premature ... ?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:36 am

ROFLMAO @Dottie and Lestat

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:18 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]I am amazed how sensitive the boys in this thread seems to be. Yeast is just yeast, doesn't matter where it comes from, it's just a component for making bear.

If you think it's so horrible to drink bear that has been fermented with the help of yeast that comes from a human vagina, how do you plan to have sex with human girls?[/QUOTE]

I say the same ones who would deny to drink the beer would jump deep into the pleasures of oral sex, and I say that denial will take them nowhere.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:19 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]
If you think it's so horrible to drink bear that has been fermented with the help of yeast that comes from a human vagina, how do you plan to have sex with human girls?[/QUOTE]
And then there's always the point that, when having sex, you know from which woman the yeast is coming from.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:46 am

@Luis: Denial of yeast, you mean?

@Sytze: I think all vaginal yeast is bascially the same, no matter who it comes from, but if you must know who it is from, the beer case certainly lets you know - the beer-lady is even on picture