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@Fiona
No, it's more on the different notations and how to interpret a scenario and get diagrams from that.
Here's an example of a case study/scenario that we're expected to get diagrams out of. In fact, it's a large piece of my coursework (where I have to get diagrams from).
Which will be fun...
@Phreddie, you were responsible for the temperature topic...
No, it's more on the different notations and how to interpret a scenario and get diagrams from that.
Here's an example of a case study/scenario that we're expected to get diagrams out of. In fact, it's a large piece of my coursework (where I have to get diagrams from).
Which will be fun...
Blame the programmmer. And/or Microsoft.Well I know two things. The first is the same as yours; and the second is that computers are making my job impossible I was wondering why?
@Phreddie, you were responsible for the temperature topic...
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a nugget from the history of spam
While Rav & Fiona discuss IT, this little entertaining song from Monty Python & the Holy Grail.
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.
Note: all words ending in -able are pronounced as if they rhyme with table.
The lego videoclip can be viewed [url="http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2405283"]here[/url]. (I think, I didn't try since I have it on DVD).
While Rav & Fiona discuss IT, this little entertaining song from Monty Python & the Holy Grail.
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.
Note: all words ending in -able are pronounced as if they rhyme with table.
The lego videoclip can be viewed [url="http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2405283"]here[/url]. (I think, I didn't try since I have it on DVD).
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
@Lestat, LOL
@ Phreddie, Temperature?
@ Phreddie, Temperature?
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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TonyMontana1638
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Fiona
[QUOTE=Ravager]@Fiona
Blame the programmmer. And/or Microsoft.
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That bit of coursework you posted was interesting, Ravager.
On a serious note, you cannot blame the programmer or Microsoft. The scenario you showed looks plausible. It deals with medium size dry goods. Computer systems are probably best able to deal with those. However even there people do much more and more subtle things than they know they do. I think that is the fundamental difficulty. For example, if you asked a shop assistant to tell you what they do, they would probably say something like "find out what the customer wants; show them the range available; wrap up whatever they buy; take the money; and give change. In fact, if you've ever worked in a shop that is a really quite a small proportion of what the assistant does. If it is an unfamiliar setting, how could the analyst possibly know that information was missing, much less what kind of questions to ask to elicit it. The shop assistant probably has no conceptual idea of what else he or she does and so may not even be aware that what he or she has said is not only incomplete but totally misleading.
Anyway, that's my take on what you have shown.
Thanks for taking the time to explain.
I do take Phreddie's point that this may not be the time or place, however. Perhaps we could get a couple of posts about this a day for the next year or so by which time I might understand something. I think people would indulge me so far, if you would
Blame the programmmer. And/or Microsoft.
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That bit of coursework you posted was interesting, Ravager.
On a serious note, you cannot blame the programmer or Microsoft. The scenario you showed looks plausible. It deals with medium size dry goods. Computer systems are probably best able to deal with those. However even there people do much more and more subtle things than they know they do. I think that is the fundamental difficulty. For example, if you asked a shop assistant to tell you what they do, they would probably say something like "find out what the customer wants; show them the range available; wrap up whatever they buy; take the money; and give change. In fact, if you've ever worked in a shop that is a really quite a small proportion of what the assistant does. If it is an unfamiliar setting, how could the analyst possibly know that information was missing, much less what kind of questions to ask to elicit it. The shop assistant probably has no conceptual idea of what else he or she does and so may not even be aware that what he or she has said is not only incomplete but totally misleading.
Anyway, that's my take on what you have shown.
Thanks for taking the time to explain.
I do take Phreddie's point that this may not be the time or place, however. Perhaps we could get a couple of posts about this a day for the next year or so by which time I might understand something. I think people
would indulge me so far, if you would@Fiona, whats wrong with discussing it here?
@Phreddie I'll have to do that later this computer is slowing down
@Phreddie I'll have to do that later this computer is slowing down
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Oh rav you crazy cat, we know! [/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'd forgotten you'd been reading up on my past. Scary....
@Fiona, yeah, we can carry on at some point . And regarding that coursework it was only given out today, I only skimmed it, there were lots of pictures of ships loading goods at the end, which I had to cut out because of the document size.
So, anything you can tell me about my coursework would be welcome...
@Slade, we just don't want to blitz people with System Building info.
[/QUOTE]Yeah, I'd forgotten you'd been reading up on my past. Scary....
@Fiona, yeah, we can carry on at some point
. And regarding that coursework it was only given out today, I only skimmed it, there were lots of pictures of ships loading goods at the end, which I had to cut out because of the document size.So, anything you can tell me about my coursework would be welcome...
@Slade, we just don't want to blitz people with System Building info.
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TonyMontana1638
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I don't think any of us really mind the discussion, but please don't be offended if we discuss other topics as well because I personally don't know what's going on .
@ Rav: Oh please don't be creeped out, I'm just a fan of your work... I'm trying to figure out how someone who joined just two months before I did has nearly 9,000 more posts in his belt... Is it possible you're the Faustus of spamming ?! :speech:
.@ Rav: Oh please don't be creeped out, I'm just a fan of your work... I'm trying to figure out how someone who joined just two months before I did has nearly 9,000 more posts in his belt... Is it possible you're the Faustus of spamming ?! :speech:
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
damn, i just got a database error message... and im too lazy to retype my post... here is a summary so that you dont miss out:
-I sang too myself 'I'm a sexy lady'
-i sang until i was brainwashed.
-i the tryed to seduce all of the female symians.... that was as far as i got.
-I sang too myself 'I'm a sexy lady'
-i sang until i was brainwashed.
-i the tryed to seduce all of the female symians.... that was as far as i got.
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
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TonyMontana1638
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Fiona
[QUOTE=Phreddie]
-I sang too myself 'I'm a sexy lady'
-i sang until i was brainwashed.
-i the tryed to seduce all of the female symians.... that was as far as i got.[/QUOTE]
Er...That sounds logical. So long as you make certain assumptions about female symians' sexual orientation and are committed to a solipsistic world view, I can see how that would work
-I sang too myself 'I'm a sexy lady'
-i sang until i was brainwashed.
-i the tryed to seduce all of the female symians.... that was as far as i got.[/QUOTE]
Er...That sounds logical. So long as you make certain assumptions about female symians' sexual orientation and are committed to a solipsistic world view, I can see how that would work
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TonyMontana1638
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Oh snap! She layed the smac... Er, fiona got you there phreddie...
*apologizes for momentary outburst of inherent Detroit ghettoness*
*apologizes for momentary outburst of inherent Detroit ghettoness*
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]@ Rav: Oh please don't be creeped out, I'm just a fan of your work... I'm trying to figure out how someone who joined just two months before I did has nearly 9,000 more posts in his belt... Is it possible you're the Fastus of spamming ?! :speech:[/QUOTE]
Oh, that's easy. Be around too much, make lots of pointless and small posts, help the odd person here and there etc.
Fastus, eh??
@Phreddie, I got one of those a few minutes ago.
[QUOTE=Lestat]Spam, spammer, spamst, Ravager.[/QUOTE]
Heh, nice. :devil:
It's part of my plans for World Domination (along with KIT NOCT).
Oh, that's easy. Be around too much, make lots of pointless and small posts, help the odd person here and there etc.
Fastus, eh??
@Phreddie, I got one of those a few minutes ago.
[QUOTE=Lestat]Spam, spammer, spamst, Ravager.[/QUOTE]
Heh, nice. :devil:
It's part of my plans for World Domination (along with KIT NOCT).
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TonyMontana1638
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Oh rav must thou nitpick my spam spelling? You know what I meant...
PS Is this what you meant by pointless posts?
PS Is this what you meant by pointless posts?
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
Rav never really goes home, because he lives here...to spam...
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant