Spam Factory

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:49 pm

Who are we going to convict of this most heinous of crimes?
And I can be a legitimate Prosecution Witness!

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:51 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Who are we going to convict of this most heinous of crimes?
And I can be a legitimate Prosecution Witness!

[/QUOTE]
Not only who to convict, but also who can we trust in the HBI

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:51 pm

We're short a defence lawyer

And the Jury's away

Never mind, we can investigate further. Lestat, over to you

@Slade. Your public profile says you "deliver justice"

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:58 pm

[QUOTE=slade]Not only who to convict, but also who can we trust in the HBI

[/QUOTE]

Aye, corruption is rife.

Maybe we need some new hirelings?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:59 pm

*enters in a timley fashion*
Some one called. I would like to take this time to deny everything, especially that chu is my father and Hill my mother.

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:00 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]@Slade. Your public profile says you "deliver justice"[/QUOTE]
oops I ment my kind of justice

:mischief: :devil: ....but I can do that too
Just checked the HBI, man there are a lot of cases that have not been taken to trail yet, lucky this one has more priority

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:04 pm

Something keeps bothering me though....I know the Spam Factory lay outs pretty well from wondering around in the shadows for so long...And a thought came into my mind.....why didnt the alarms go off?

, why would they release Rav so quikely....somethings fishy here...I dont know, but it feels like they planned for this....

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:06 pm

Ah, you're fast-tracking this case? Excellent!

I wasn't released, I was freed! Those pink elephants distracted them.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:08 pm

[QUOTE=slade]Something keeps bothering me though....I know the Spam Factory lay outs pretty well from wondering around in the shadows for so long...And a thought came into my mind.....why didnt the alarms go off?

, why would they release Rav so quikely....somethings fishy here...I dont know, but it feels like they planned for this....

[/QUOTE]
Its a trap. Lestat was tricked. MS made rav we should have seen the double purpose, Janus thou art! You were a kindly spammer on one side, but turn it around and you have a deadly comp virus, he got in reprogrammed the alarms, the gates, adn the chlorocannons!
Hear ye! Hear ye! ITS A TRAP RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, GRAB WHATEVER UNINFECTED SPAM IS ALIVE AND RUN!
[QUOTE=Ravager]Ah, you're fast-tracking this case? Excellent!

I wasn't released, I was freed! Those pink elephants distracted them. [/QUOTE]
escaped is more like it. GERRYMANDER!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:12 pm

Tsk! Such accusations.
I think he's trying to distract us from the real culprit...

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:15 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]
escaped is more like it. [/QUOTE]

Hmmmm convicted of kidnap out of his own mouth, I think :speech:

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:21 pm

Mary had a flock of penguins,
a flock of penguins,
a flock of enguins!
mary had a flock of penguins,
with fleece as white as me!

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:21 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]I was MS purpose, thou art kindly spammers[/QUOTE] Yes he confessed.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:24 pm

Ravager, you would have to lay a formal complaint at the HBI if you want to take this forward.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:26 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Mary had a flock of penguins,
a flock of penguins,
a flock of enguins!
mary had a flock of penguins,
with fleece as white as me![/QUOTE]Mary clearly refers to MS (they start with the same letter). And in the third line it becomes clear that penguins refers to "engines"! Since penguins don't have fleeces, we must suspect that this is another case of Phreddiespelling and it is fleas he means. Another MS references : engines with bugs!

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:27 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Ravager, you would have to lay a formal complaint at the HBI if you want to take this forward.[/QUOTE]
She's right there is nothing I can do until you have brought this to the HBI..

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:30 pm

I think Lestat would eloquently portray my case for me. Can I hire him as my lawyer?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:33 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I think Lestat would eloquently portray my case for me. Can I hire him as my lawyer?

[/QUOTE]
thas my job mate! I wasnt trying to kill you honest i wasnt!

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:34 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]M had a flock of engines
with fleas![/QUOTE]
Good work Lestat...thats exactly what he meant

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:35 pm

Ravager, you don't need a lawyer. You are the victim. But you do have to lay the case at the HBI. Remember, tell your story in your own wordsCopy Lestat's message]. The investigators will do the rest.

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