The Genealogy of SYM

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:35 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]"Xandax: Coming soon to peer over your shoulder in a thread near you"

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Hmm - new sig material perhaps?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:53 am

Yes. That's only fair

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:00 pm

[QUOTE=Xandax]Hmm - new sig material perhaps?

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LOL..that would be funny

I wonder if Aqua Chan wouldnt mind updating this geneology to the present

, although I now that would take a lot of time

...I wonder who spawned Phreddie?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:04 pm

[QUOTE=slade]LOL..that would be funny

I wonder if Aqua Chan wouldnt mind updating this geneology to the present

, although I now that would take a lot of time

...I wonder who spawned Phreddie?

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Well, you see, Fiona got plopped into the gene pool, and all these little spots got spashed out of that particular pool...

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:10 pm

Your research has let you down on this occasion Hill. I've never been in a gene pool. I can't swim

I do remember Chu was carrying your......child

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:12 pm

Bah, the primordial sludge of the gene pool is impossible to drown in.

When did this happen? How did I get involved? I have never been inebriated while posting on SYM...

It's not safe.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:13 pm

So I'm overcautious. What's your point?

*looks penitent* Oh, he never told you? And you never even gave it a thought? Shame on you

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:14 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]So I'm overcautious. What's your point?[/QUOTE]

You must have come from some gene pool to exist, unless you are akin to a hydra and are asexual, reproducing by cutting your second "head" off.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:17 pm

Tar-Baby ain't sayin' nuthin', en Brer Fox he lay low.

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:18 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar] I wonder how many new members I can blame on DW?

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me...but I think you had somethingto do with it too...
:speech:

could you and DW be responsible :speech:

What a conspiracy

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:28 pm

[QUOTE=slade]me...but I think you had somethingto do with it too...
:speech:

could you and DW be responsible :speech:

What a conspiracy

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That's rich.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:57 am

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]

From Buck's Council emerged the population of SYM. The largest branch leading from the first generation is the family of Weasel. The deviant, result of Satans most purely evil tendancies, believed in spawning out of wedlock, incest, good food, loud music, and generally had more fun than his 'siblings'. Weasel used his deviant power to spawn COMM, an army that he would lead to serve him at every turn. The first COMMS were Weasel's harem (for lack of a better word), and most members of today's COMM came from Weasel's reckless antics with his own lackeys. The first COMMs were Omar, KidD, Thorin Oaskensfield, and Fas. By Omar Weasel had three sons: Craig, Der Moench, and Rob-hin. Fas bore Weasel a son named Tybaltus, and Thorin bore Weasel two more sons - Chanak and Vicsun.
With his brother KidD Weasel had a son named Robin.
Besides the creation of COMM Weasel had other descendants. It is believed that Weasel and Minerva, goddess of wisdom, bore Weasel's only daughter, Aqua-chan (sometimes referred to as the goddess of sex). In later years Weasel and Aqua-chan had a son, The (Hormonal) Z. Records also indicate that Aegis is also a spawn of Weasel, but there is no telling of who is the mother (or father). It's quite possible that Random Thug is the result of Weasel courting one of his sons (or himself), but again there is no credible evidence.
Besides of his own immediate bloodline Weasel had many other children with others, including Vehemence, Kameleon, Robnark, and Taco.

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I wasn't a COMM! I came in with the second generation, the refugees from Baldur's Gate Dungeon (I think Fable came with that group as well). BGD had something like 30,000 members back in 2001. I was part of the God group that ruled over SYM over the first summer (2002) and there were people like Aegis, Nipples and cheesemage to mess with. But I was no COMMie even though people insist on it!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:51 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]
*looks penitent* Oh, he never told you? And you never even gave it a thought? Shame on you[/QUOTE]
Oh, hiya hill!
Um see theres some news you might want to know. :mischief:
Then again you may jump off a bridge upon hearing it.

Im guessing the latter. :laugh:
You see . . . er must break news gently . . .

PHREDDIE IS OUR SECRET LOVE CHILD! :speech:

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:06 pm

[QUOTE=ThorinOakensfield]I wasn't a COMM! I came in with the second generation, the refugees from Baldur's Gate Dungeon (I think Fable came with that group as well). BGD had something like 30,000 members back in 2001. I was part of the God group that ruled over SYM over the first summer (2002) and there were people like Aegis, Nipples and cheesemage to mess with. But I was no COMMie even though people insist on it!

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Another oldie? Where'd that thread for oldies returning go?

What does this make... a round dozen in the last month?

Welcome back, hope you stay around...

Funny, you rarely pop up when I go wading through dust.

PST! Who sent you the email to post?

@ Chu: Er... did you syphon my blood for DNA while I was sleeping? Anyways, I don't think I have anything geteically similar to Phreddie.

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:22 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]@ Chu: Er... did you syphon my blood for DNA while I was sleeping? Anyways, I don't think I have anything geteically similar to Phreddie.[/QUOTE]
Thats the least of your worries criminal...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:24 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]@ Chu: Er... did you syphon my blood for DNA while I was sleeping? Anyways, I don't think I have anything geteically similar to Phreddie.[/QUOTE]
HI MOM!

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:31 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]HI MOM![/QUOTE]
There is no way Im related to phreddie.....Im not calling him brother at all

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:38 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]
@ Chu: Er... did you syphon my blood for DNA while I was sleeping? Anyways, I don't think I have anything geteically similar to Phreddie.[/QUOTE]
Whiskey can do wonders to the memory!

It was a cold and rainy night. My rump was yearning for a canadian to free it from it denim prison . . .

:speech:

Oh yeah! Slade is my drag pupling/child also.

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:44 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Oh yeah! Slade is my drag pupling/child also.

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Not quite......*sigh*...the history of slade(brief)....I was created from DW and Hills perversions and innuendo's...where as I matured in my arts, DW let me go to fend for myself..as I wondered the halls of SYM..I came across the Tribunal(chus,Rav,and Juni) Chus brought me in and they hired me right away to spam in the SF...as I went to work I came across the Heathens where they too excepted me and so did Magrus and his quest to conquer all smurfs and destroy them.....
the rest of the story is yet to come

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:47 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]
It was a cold and rainy night. My rump was yearning for a canadian to free it from it denim prison . . .

:speech:

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DW shot me down, Oscuro was playing with catnip, and I DEFINATELY wasnt going to Aegis! There was only one place to turn, a lusty fellow with the initials HS . . .