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[Hill-Shatar]

Really? Against who?

I seem to be on all the time, but the truth is, my computer just yells at me whenever I get a new email.

[dj_venom]

Well aren't we Mr. Popularity .

Oh, and just some other team in the competition.

[Hill-Shatar]

Stop it, you'll make my head expand and I will never get around to making... yes, making another news thread for my sig.

Too bad. Better luck next time.

[dj_venom]

Yeah, well we played poorly the previous week, so we knew it would happen. We were playing to drag it out to prevent losing the second innings, so I was there at the end .

I've abandoned my old sig, I just have a quote in there now.

[Hill-Shatar]

Funny one, too. Last one was too big, you think? See you changed your penguin into a kangaroo as well. Bah, I see no difference, both animals inhabit Australia someway or another.

I don't play cricket. I play soccer. A little rough, but soccer.

[dj_venom]

Aaah nothing wrong with a wee bit of soccer, I play it during the Winter months .

And yeah, I realised it was big and was probably annoying, so I changed it over to the quote I found :laugh: . The penguin, yeah, it's in Australia, but don't ask why I put it there, I just decided to make it one day. And the boxing kangaroo is the unofficial emblem of all our sporting teams. As such, it was a common sight at the Australia vs. Urugauy match.

[Hill-Shatar]

Well, then it makes sense to have it there, I guess. You were right though. Your sig was way longer than your message. (It's why mine is barely two lines now)

Winter months here? You kick the ball, it sinks into snow and you will find it ten years later in the ravcine by your house, beaten to death by the water in a stream.

[dj_venom]

Winter months here. Slightly hot, but great weather for playing sport. Summer months here. Blistering heat, high humiditiy, perfect for sport .

Yeah, and that's the one thing I don't like, sigs longer than message.

[Hill-Shatar]

Lets see. Where I used to live.

Sumers- unbearably hot and smoggy. Impossible to breath thanks to proximity to US pollution. Wer played sports anyways.

Winters- Sometimes very cold. Extremely wet. Slushy. We played sports, albeit with lots of snow ball fights.

Now where I live.

Summers- Suitable for sports, especially in the mountains.

Winters- Record while I was here was -54 celsius, with windchill. We get chinooks that warm the place for a week and melt everything, then it freezes into ice again. Always freezing. But its a dry cold.

[dj_venom]

Well where I am, we don't have any snow whatsover, it only snows down south. Unlucky about the pollution though, glad I've never had to have pollution problems.

The one thing I've never understood is why people should stay in their houses when it is really bad. I mean, you get your air from outside, so either way, you'll face it.

[Hill-Shatar]

Air cirucaltion and cleaning are in your house and constantly active through furnace filters and the air conditioning system. The movement outside of cars and the like produce even more pollution, and they hope that this artificial ozone will be removed.

Why do you think the American's build the smokestacks so high? So that the air will carry the pollution across the border. Canada is attempting to reach an agreement on this.

We get snow everywhere, except for the BC rainforest area.

[dj_venom]

Lucky you. I say lucky you because to my thinking, snow would be pretty good, though no doubt you are sick of it.

That's completely amazing. Are you serious that they are that big so they reach Canada?

Well that's true, but over here in Aus, furnaces/fires are rare, it's hot enough already .

[Hill-Shatar]

Yes, well, by the same logic, I wouldn't mind some of [highlight]your[/highlight] heat.

Yes, the previaling winds can keep it high enough that acidic effects are mostly dropped on Canada. Australia has nothing to worry about... the air currentsd from China just miss your country. Everything rotates towards the poles where it is then redistributed across the planet. Air you are breathing may be here in Canada, you never know.

LOL. Here, if you don't have a furnace, several parts will freeze off.

[dj_venom]

Let's reverse that. Here, if you have a furnace, several parts will burn off.

Well I never realised that. But even if we did have neighbours to dump stuff on, we Aussies really couldn't be bothered, we'd just say, yeah, we'll do it tomorrow.

I'll mail some of the heat to you. How does that sound?

[Hill-Shatar]

Well now, this has turned into a most interesting conversation about parts.

Heh heh, a lazy people, are we?

Delightful! When I open up the package I will get a blast of hot air and it will be gone *snap* like THAT.

[dj_venom]

In that case, I'd better make that two lots.

Oh yeah, Aussies are the laziest bunch in the world. And don't let anyone tell you different.

Well yes, I'm sure you've never had this conversation about 'parts' before.

[Hill-Shatar]

HAHA!

Here I was, thinking it was the British, and it turns out to be the Aussies! My life is turning upside down.

Heh heh, someone has been reading my posts in other threads.

Mmm... I wonder what would happen if you and I spammed this thread all the way up to 20,000 without the others? I am sure they wil take great offense.

[dj_venom]

I don't reckon we could pull it off before Rav arrives.

And nope, I haven't been reading your posts.

Yeah, it's mind blowing stuff.

[Hill-Shatar]

He won't be around for at least two hours, right? Or am I wrong again? I'm not usually on when Rav usually pops on.

LMAO. The perversion runs deep.

I'm just a poor ol' Canadian trying to make the best of the world.

[dj_venom]

Well I'd say that's a maximum time. I know he's on then, but chances are he's on earlier. But who knows, we can always try.

So do I get to know about the posts, or must I sit here in bewilderment.

That's all we could ask Hill, that's all we could ask.