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O my old aunt sally,
she traveled to and fro!
She ate bul'burry muffins, and slept in the snow- wat ho!
Her and uncle timbo ran through grassy meadows
and vallies long and wide!
O my great aunt edna,
she rocked back and forth!
She nit and she sew, and she swore and she spit!
Her and great uncle Phredric robbed banks
and armored cars!
O my humble wife Murttrundielay,
she kicks and she bites, and she hugs and kisses!
She eats little children, and adopts abondened off spring,
She and myself, make a thing or two... out of their bones!
she traveled to and fro!
She ate bul'burry muffins, and slept in the snow- wat ho!
Her and uncle timbo ran through grassy meadows
and vallies long and wide!
O my great aunt edna,
she rocked back and forth!
She nit and she sew, and she swore and she spit!
Her and great uncle Phredric robbed banks
and armored cars!
O my humble wife Murttrundielay,
she kicks and she bites, and she hugs and kisses!
She eats little children, and adopts abondened off spring,
She and myself, make a thing or two... out of their bones!
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
Hi everyone
Hi Fiona
Hi Juni....so how was your week/vacation...how is your day going today
Hi Fiona
Hi Juni....so how was your week/vacation...how is your day going today
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Thank you! And good luck to you!
Ummm....how exactally did he become rabid?
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Well.. It all started last august I guess, James had come up to me with the idea of breeding some super pets, so we stole some cat embryos and messed around with DNA, I requested certain items from members of GB, and came up with a monstrosity that died about 3 weeks after it was born, it came through an unatural 3 wk. pregancy, and was bron weighing 1.5 tons, and was about 34 inches. After that we stopped recombining DNA, and moved to bringing in the more beneficial sides of diseases, one day about a week ago, I was breeding a particulary volatile batch of Rabid Kittens, for protection of hearth and home,... they... they werent supposed to... i eman honestly... WHO BITES THEIR DAMNED MOTHER!
Ummm....how exactally did he become rabid?
Well.. It all started last august I guess, James had come up to me with the idea of breeding some super pets, so we stole some cat embryos and messed around with DNA, I requested certain items from members of GB, and came up with a monstrosity that died about 3 weeks after it was born, it came through an unatural 3 wk. pregancy, and was bron weighing 1.5 tons, and was about 34 inches. After that we stopped recombining DNA, and moved to bringing in the more beneficial sides of diseases, one day about a week ago, I was breeding a particulary volatile batch of Rabid Kittens, for protection of hearth and home,... they... they werent supposed to... i eman honestly... WHO BITES THEIR DAMNED MOTHER!
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Juniper1028] Hi Slade! All is well here! and you?[/QUOTE]
Its spamalicious today. thank you
Its spamalicious today. thank you
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
- TonyMontana1638
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[QUOTE=Phreddie]Well.. It all started last august I guess, James had come up to me with the idea of breeding some super pets[/QUOTE]
Who would think to do this other than SYM's own Prince Of Darkness?
Hello all, Ho was everyone's weekend?
Who would think to do this other than SYM's own Prince Of Darkness?
Hello all, Ho was everyone's weekend?
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
Well, I hope my rabies vaccination is still valid, if Phreddie is around.
Oh, and Phreddie, to make sure whether those kittens that bit you really had rabies, you'd need to cut of their heads and send it to a certified laboratory to have their brains examined. (of course you could always cut off your own head).
BTW how do yo feel about ... water?
Oh, and Phreddie, to make sure whether those kittens that bit you really had rabies, you'd need to cut of their heads and send it to a certified laboratory to have their brains examined. (of course you could always cut off your own head).
BTW how do yo feel about ... water?
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
@Fiona, are you saying in your thread that women should also take blame in a rape??
...because of how they dress?
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
- TonyMontana1638
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- Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:10 pm
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Sorry, I was referencing a familiar title pertaining to a being who generally makes it his business to sow chaos and discord, a role which Phreddie seems to ahve taken upon himself. Sorry though, you aren't a real 'prince'. 
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."