The Heathen Citadel

[Athena]

ugh. Lightweights.

[Magrus]

Yeah, I taught them how to get yourself a loyal and devoted bartender too. Three girls demanding shots took up both the bartenders, until I started waving my wallet. Let me tell you, bartenders move when you shout out an order with cash in your hand.

[Athena]

I had to patiently wait for my first drink for a few and it ended up on the hizzouse. And the store clerk helped me pay for my drinks when a bunch of us stampeeded the place right before beer oclock. (which is 1130 here) Yes, lots of alcohol consumption.

[Magrus]

My brother drank for free all night. He wandered into people he went to school with who were feeding him drinks when they found out why he was there. At one point, myself and two others were forced to carry all the drinks he was ending up with around the club because he got so many at once. :speech:

Wait, wouldn't that be Beer-thirty?

You know what, I noticed that the singer for the band, and I were the only males in the whole club with long hair. That's craziness.

[Athena]

Yes it would be beer-thirty. ty for the correction.

[Magrus]

Welcome. I have a drink for almost every holiday, and my father had titles for various times of day to drink with. I do believe that may be a bad thing.

I had to listen to his new wife all drunk and babbling about her horses and chickens last night too. She said she'd give me a chicken for Christmas, and I told her I didn't want to get dinner for a Christmas gift, she got all pissy.

[Lestat]

[QUOTE=Magrus]I had to listen to his new wife all drunk and babbling about her horses and chickens last night too. She said she'd give me a chicken for Christmas, and I told her I didn't want to get dinner for a Christmas gift, she got all pissy.[/QUOTE]Maybe she wanted you to keep the chicken as a pet.

[Fiona]

Not if she met Buster, surely

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=Lestat]Maybe she wanted you to keep the chicken as a pet.[/QUOTE]

Oh, most definately. However, I prefer BBQ chicken over ones that make noise and messes.

Whose Buster?

[Athena]

[QUOTE=Magrus] I told her I didn't want to get dinner for a Christmas gift, she got all pissy.[/QUOTE]
*goes in a corner and snickers*

Is Buster a pet rooster I wonder?

Yes bbq chicken...and thanksgiving dinner! (smell of yummy food being cooked)

[Magrus]

Meh, I'm cooking a chicken and some seasoned potatoes today. I don't like the traditional turkey dinner deal for today.

I have a pet rooster!

[Fiona]

I'm not good at names. I meant Buddy. My apologies to you

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=Fiona] I'm not good at names. I meant Buddy. My apologies to you[/QUOTE]

Ha, yes, Buddy wouldn't play well with a chicken. Even if the thing could fly halfway decent, it'd still be in wicked trouble. That cat can jump and reach my shoulders to bite me if it wants to. :speech:

[Ravager]

Ahh, Buddy the Super Attack Kitten! Is he still attacking strangers on sight and getting into your alcohol stashes? :devil:

[Magrus]

He tore into my friends brothers face last week. The guy didn't believe me when I said the cat wanted to be left alone and he wasn't afraid to prove it. Ha. Shows him not to disrespect my cat.

He drank some wine out of my cup last thursday too. Erm, Buddy got drunk before I noticed what was going on. Drunken Buddy is vastly amusing until he passes out. I need to watch my drinks now. He likes rum and vodka too. :speech:

[Athena]

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[Ravager]

Oh, that cat's great. In the kind of scary to the average passer-by way.

[Magrus]

That looks like a wigged out kitty. :laugh:

Now I'm confused as to what the new thing is.

[Athena]

Words of the day

for me;

absolutely

fabulous
and don't forget
wonderful

[Magrus]

What's inspired you to have those as the words of the day?