Your wish is granted

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:01 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]I wish Demortis became a peaceful and helpful person, with no interest in destruction[/QUOTE]

Demortis is struck in the head by a large blind bird, whereby leading to brain damage. This leads him to being send to the UK for medical attention and he ends up with a total lack of social grace, common sense, grasp of reality and a strong drive to help everyone he sees. Now, he attempts to help everyone be a puppet and chases them with twine in the streets.

I wish I had a pet gorilla as my bartender. *nods*

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:32 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Demortis is struck in the head by a large blind bird, whereby leading to brain damage. This leads him to being send to the UK for medical attention and he ends up with a total lack of social grace, common sense, grasp of reality and a strong drive to help everyone he sees. Now, he attempts to help everyone be a puppet and chases them with twine in the streets.

I wish I had a pet gorilla as my bartender. *nods*[/QUOTE]

The gorilla turns out to be King Kong and in a drunken rage, he steps on you and goes on a mass rampage through the city.

I wish I had an infinite vat of chocolate milk to drink.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:35 pm

[QUOTE=The Z]I wish I had an infinite vat of chocolate milk to drink.[/QUOTE]

Your vat of chocolate milk is too large to be refrigerated, and goes sour within hours of having it. The smell drives you mad and because it is infinate, you can never get rid of the milk.

I wish I had a free tap of cold rum attached to my sink.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:40 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Your vat of chocolate milk is too large to be refrigerated, and goes sour within hours of having it. The smell drives you mad and because it is infinate, you can never get rid of the milk.

I wish I had a free tap of cold rum attached to my sink.[/QUOTE]

After using the rum to clean your teeth for a few years, they eventually corrode and you can't eat anything but soup, noodles, and chocolate milk. Oh, and rum.

I wish I didn't have to write exams.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:53 pm

Granted, you can do your all your exams orally. And naked.

I wish every month 10,000 Euros were put in my account.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:56 pm

Lestat, granted, but your wealth attracts evil doers and no good scoundrels to you leading to bad luck and eventually your demise.

I wish I had $1,000 for every time I did something stupid.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:59 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]I wish I had $1,000 for every time I did something stupid.[/QUOTE]

You turn into Steve-o's sidekick.

I wish I was king of the US. That's right, king.
Woot, 10,000 post!

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:08 pm

Granted, but you recieve various suspicious gifts...all of which you toss aside worried about assasination attempts. The gifts keep flooding in and you soon become known as the king of clutter. (or George Bush)

I wish money fell from the sky instead of snow.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:09 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I wish I was king of the US. That's right, king.
Woot, 10,000 post![/QUOTE]
Granted, you get beheaded in the Republican revolt which follows about 10 days after you ascend to the throne.

Darn Athena was quicker:
@ Athena: it melts.

I wish I had no need of sleep.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:14 pm

Lestat, money melts or burns or whatever you will call it anyways.
Congrats Mag on 10,000 posts!

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:21 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]Lestat, money melts or burns or whatever you will call it anyways.
Congrats Mag on 10,000 posts!

[/QUOTE]
Inveterate shopper, are you?
Oh and I second the congrats.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:26 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]Inveterate shopper, are you? [/QUOTE]
If that means do I buy things on impulse? Then yes. Money goes in a one hand and out a the other...I find that not carrying money is the best way for me to save it for what I really need to spend it on. *cough*lawyer*cough*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:41 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]I wish I had no need of sleep.[/QUOTE]

Your wish is granted and you can't stand being awake with noone to talk to or anything to do in the darkest hours.

I wish I didn't have to travel by train so much.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:48 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Your wish is granted and you can't stand being awake with noone to talk to or anything to do in the darkest hours.

I wish I didn't have to travel by train so much.[/QUOTE]

Your wish is granted. But, as you no longer have any need to travel by train, you miss out on countless chance encounters with ravishingly exotic women whom you've only ever seen in your dreams.

I wish we had slaves to do the washing up after preparing lavish meals

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:52 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Your wish is granted. But, as you no longer have any need to travel by train, you miss out on countless chance encounters with ravishingly exotic women whom you've only ever seen in your dreams.[/QUOTE]

Does that only happen in Canada?

:laugh:

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I wish we had slaves to do the washing up after preparing lavish meals[/QUOTE]

Granted. And then the slaves go on strike demanding equal rights and pay.

I wish I had less work to do.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:55 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Your wish is granted and you can't stand being awake with noone to talk to or anything to do in the darkest hours.[/QUOTE]Uh, this is a gaming forum, what do you think I'd be doing?

Granted: you become a slave and only have to do the washing up at DW's place.

I wish I didn't have to shave anymore.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:55 pm

@ Rav Granted. Robots take over the world and it damages the economy so badly that the planet goes into a dark age, eventually regressing from thecnology and destroying all computers! :speech:

Damn Lestat was faster

I wish for a knight in shiney armor.

k, Lestat, you become father time with a huge scruffy beard, Mr. Mountain man...

either that or you loose all your hair going shiney bald; your choice.

Now... about that wish for the knight in shiney armor...

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:37 pm

Granted, your knight in shining armor happens to be none other then Me

I wish to have all the knowledge in the world.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:41 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]I wish to have all the knowledge in the world.[/QUOTE]
Granted, your brain can't cope and melts down, dripping out of your ears.

I wish for eternal youth.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:41 pm

Granted, you learn everything, but you mind cannot process all the information, it suffers from overload, shuts down and you die.
(Damn beaten to it!)

@Lestat, you witness all your friends die in a space of time that is like a heartbeat to you, and life becomes plaid.

Hmm...I wish the bunn-ays ruled the world!