Top Ten Game

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:38 pm

9. You forgot that there was the ability to edit.
8. You just couldn't care less about said function.
7. The rarest of them all...it was a complete accident.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:43 pm

6. You are post counting

5. You are extremely lazy

4. Your reponce was too long for one post, so you used three...

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:51 pm

3. Beligerance :devil:

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:54 pm

Top ten excuses for a double post

10.) You forgot to rightly-worship Magrus in your original post and had to add it on
9. You forgot that there was the ability to edit.
8. You just couldn't care less about said function.
7. The rarest of them all...it was a complete accident.
6. You are post counting
5. You are extremely lazy
4. Your reponce was too long for one post, so you used three...

3. Beligerance
2.) You did it to be annoying.
1.) You did it because you're Ravager. :laugh:

Top ten songs to be played at a wedding

10.) Nine Inch Nails - Closer (this is so getting played at my wedding)

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:55 pm

9) ride the pony

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:56 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]
1.) You did it because you're Ravager. :laugh:
[/QUOTE]

HEEY! Why me???

:laugh:

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:05 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]HEEY! Why me???

:laugh:[/QUOTE]
lmao You know, I just needed a semi-famous name and your name just popped up. No special reason, really.

Top ten songs to be played at a wedding

10.) Nine Inch Nails - Closer (this is so getting played at my wedding)
9) ride the pony
8.) Staind - Zoe Jane (except for the "father" and "Zoe Jane" part, the song could actually be romantic)

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:20 pm

7) Tracy Chapman: Promise

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:58 pm

6. idiot wind- bob dylan :mischief:

5. white wedding- billy idol
4.that-song-from-the-wedding-singer-adam-sandler-wrote-while-listening-to-the-cure- adam sandler

3. roll out-ludacris
2. let's get it on- marvin gaye
1. you can't always get what you want- the rolling stones

Top Ten ways to hang up on a telemarketer

10. Pop a baloon and yell "aaagh! I've been shot!"

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:04 pm

9. argue that it is you trying to sell them something, then revoke their right to buy it from you, hanging up.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:09 pm

8. Pick up, rattle off some japanese and hang up.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:15 pm

7. Pick up and say in a seductive voice; "You've reached 1-900-SUCK" and so on and so forth. :devil: (you could act like some kind of option menu...)

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:21 pm

6. Go with the good ol' "I hate you" and hang up

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:32 pm

5. "Hello?"

"Who do you need?"

"A person residing in the house above the age of eighteen?"

"Sorry, I can't help you. I could use some help with these pillow cases though..."

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:33 pm

4. Go with the whole "How's the kids" routine, acting like you've known them for years. Ignore any questions regarding the sale of anything

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:45 am

LMAO.

3. Using leet (or l33t) on the phone always scares people off.
2. Prescribing their protocols in such a matter that they never get an answer to their initial question:

"Hello, this is Angela Comb from Frisia Financing, have you ever wanted a better loan?"
"Shouldn't you ask me if you were allowed to ask a question?"
"May I ask you a question?"
"Don't you want my full name first?"
"Erm"
"Well?"
etc.

But that's a harder method. I'd go with popping the balloon. :laugh: :laugh:

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:05 am

Actually, when Frisia really would call me, the 'I hate you' - one comes first to my mind

qwertitus · Post by **qwertitus** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:03 am

1. Ask the tele-marketer to hold, wait three minutes, if they're still there "accidentally" hang up.

Top ten reasons for ignoring the telephone.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:21 am

10. You're in the middle of a bout of love-making.

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:51 am

9. You and phone had a fight and need some time apart

8. The telephone number that get's mentioned as God's number in 'Bruce Almighty' is actually yours, and you're phone rings every 3 minutes with people asking you the meaning of life