[QUOTE=qwertitus]
Top ten reasons for ignoring the telephone.[/QUOTE]
ahem.
7.The people you want to talk to are in the room with you already
6.You wonder if it's someone you don't wanna talk to
5.You dont have time for phone solicitations, I mean conversations.
...next?
2.) It's work telling you you have to come in Sunday morning... (my dial-up monopolized my phoneline, and I got an email from my mom two hours ago, telling me my job called there saying I had to come in. I was like, "How the heck do they know my parents' phone number?")
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
I once had a little teaparty, this afternoon at three, twas was very small, three guests in all; I, myself, and me. myself ate up the sandwhiches, while i drank up the tea. twas also i that ate the pie,and passed the cake to me
9.) You have work in the morning. (I went to work with a slight hangover this morning, and a co-worker came in with a massive one; she looked half-dead, and didn't have her usual vitality, it was kinda depressing lol)
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
8. To avoid pulling an Excorcist bathroom break in the middle of Christmas dinner(oh lordy was that ever funny)...
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
4. You enjoy not having to have your liver removed via intensely painful surgery.
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
1. Who are we kidding, there are no more pros for remaining sober ...
Top Ten Ways to get yourself thrown out college
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
[QUOTE=Phreddie]Tony did not you see the 101 reasons to remain sober thread? we came up with over 150!
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I contributed to it, I know... It was a joke phreddie, a joke!
9. Seduce the Dean's WIFE while he's drunk.
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
