Spam Factory

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:52 pm

Obviously, there's a niche market yet unexploited. I must do something about that.
All it needs is a classy name...and the patch itself. Hmm...
*hijacks a few Oompa Loompas to work on the production line*

Sorry to hear that. Hope it gets less stressful at some point.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:55 pm

Well... it really depends at the moment if I would rather spend more time by myself and with family... so I am currently considering my current employment opportunities and possibilities.

I see Kipi is on. I'm surprised you have not leaped into Lionheart yet.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:02 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]*hijacks a few Oompa Loompas to work on the production line*[/QUOTE]
Hands off boy! Ask first, you cant just go and steal the GCI's workers like that with out filing a 3017 Temporary Custody Form... fool, you'll need a few of the Keebler's as well, fill out two forms with all the proper information and then you can have a few, but until then *restores loompas to previous task* no little boys with face paint for you!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:05 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Well... it really depends at the moment if I would rather spend more time by myself and with family... so I am currently considering my current employment opportunities and possibilities.[/QUOTE]

Good luck, whatever you decide, eh?

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]I'm surprised you have not leaped into Lionheart yet.

[/QUOTE]

To be honest I couldn't think of anything to add yet, beyond a couple of lines anyway.

@Phreddie, What makes you so sure that my supply of OL's is the GCI?

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:06 pm

Ugh, I'm back after spending the last three hours of packing and running errands... Thanks for the support all

, I told my dad my coworkers at the Spam Factory said to stop waking me up at 10 am and... Now he's committed me to drug rehab

.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:10 pm

He thought you were hearing voices, eh?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:12 pm

Dont worry tony ill smuggle you ins oem of my specials tock.

@ rav: Because I knwo for a fact the the GCI has the only herd of domesticated Oompa Loompas in the world, Willy Wonka sold his to me before he passed on to England.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:12 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Ugh, I'm back after spending the last three hours of packing and running errands... Thanks for the support all

, I told my dad my coworkers at the Spam Factory said to stop waking me up at 10 am and... Now he's committed me to drug rehab

.[/QUOTE]

Well, thats what you get for becoming a spammer, oh young one of Detroit.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:13 pm

Don listen to the Canadian Scientist, erun while you have the chance, he just wants you for his Expirements!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:14 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]@ rav: Because I knwo for a fact the the GCI has the only herd of domesticated Oompa Loompas in the world, Willy Wonka sold his to me before he passed on to England.[/QUOTE]

Ahh, well I'm afraid that's wrong. I found some elsewhere, they were building a pub thread somewhere beyong the realms of GB...

@Hill, *choke splutter* That is so wrong!! :devil:

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:16 pm

So we have some escapees? *sends out Loompa Hunters* well we will soon fix that problem shant we? I know for a fact that they could not have come for any where else because I bombed the Loompa Land into dust, along with all those poor ickle lil loompa trees, before they couold shoot out any more Oompas.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:18 pm

Hmm...mine are more of an offshoot from before the time you acquired the breed for your nefarious purposes.

Besides, they're adept at secrecy, you won't find them!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:20 pm

*Kidnaps rav, hides him at an undisclosed location*
*injects with a torture serum*
Either you will tell me where your rebel base is, or I will force them to come to me, I grow tired of these games!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:22 pm

Oh please!

I was tortured by Lestat, you're a novice in comparison!
*ahem* "I shall tell you nothing. You hear me? Nothing at all!!"

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:24 pm

*picks up phone, calls Weasel.*
"Sah, I have a new patient for you sah"
"mm hmm, well yes sah, he is here"
"Of course, I understand... tommorow then?"
"Today, well then alright I shall be expecting your arrival in two hours, I will be prepared."
*hangs up*
Would you rather talk now, or wait fro a few hours?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:26 pm

"You're bluffing!"
"Besides you haven't even talked to Weasel."

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:27 pm

*returns plastic phone to Kids Kitchen Set*
damn, well we shall just have to wait for lestat.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:28 pm

I'm safe. Lestat doesn't take orders from anyone, particularly you.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:30 pm

I was going to ask for a favor, nothing more.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:32 pm

You really want to be indebted to Lestat? Dangerous territory...

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