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Phreddie
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Post by Phreddie »

Tit for tat my boy, tit for tat.
He gives me his services for one night and one night only, and I will give him a new food that carries his legend forth through the centuries.
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Dont worry tony ill smuggle you ins oem of my specials tock.
[/QUOTE]

Where's my order of numb nuts by the way?? I was gonna pass em out to my relatives on thanksgiving and see what happened, but my shipment didn't come... :(

@ Phreddie: Never ask favors of lestat... I'm not going to elaborate but from actual experience let me just say you don't want to be in his debt... He's worse than Italian mafioso :speech:: can you say undead?? :speech:
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Phreddie
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Post by Phreddie »

The delivery man is knocking on your door now man.

Dont worry they way itll work out, he will be in my debt.
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Post by Hill-Shatar »

[QUOTE=Ravager]You really want to be indebted to Lestat? Dangerous territory...[/QUOTE]

You have no idea how hard it is not to comment on that... :D :D
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

[QUOTE=Phreddie]The delivery man is knocking on your door now man.

Dont worry they way itll work out, he will be in my debt.[/QUOTE]

*hears doorbell and rushes downstairs to eagerly greet the delivery man... Signs for box... slams door, runs upstair with box, trips, swears, falls down, gets back up, tears box open to find... GLAND CREAM???? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Curses Phreddie's name and swears that he will not rest nor sleep until Phreddie's head is mounted on his dorm wall... or at least until the products are exchanged :D *

PHREDDIE!!!
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"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Ravager »

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]You have no idea how hard it is not to comment on that... :D :D [/QUOTE]

True. I don't have any idea. Care to enlighten me? ;)
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Post by Phreddie »

Sorry, its my new Waldorf Gland Cream, idea taken from Waldrof salad, its a fruity flavored Gland Cream with Numb NUts mixed in, have a bite, its literally stunnning!
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Post by Ravager »

If it literally stuns you, you may want to reconsider trying it. :p
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Post by Hill-Shatar »

[QUOTE=Ravager]True. I don't have any idea. Care to enlighten me? ;) [/QUOTE]

No. I would prefer to stay on GameBanshee, thank you very much. :D

Oi... between KIT NOCT and Gland Cream I think I am going to be sick.
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Post by Phreddie »

Come on Hill have some of my nuts, I got a bag right here, nice and hard, but a olittle slippery/oily, but thats only the anaesthetic coating!
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Glutton :D
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[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Oi... between KIT NOCT and Gland Cream I think I am going to be sick.[/QUOTE]

Heh. Thankfully they're unconnected. Think how bad it would be if there was a merger... :devil: ;)
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

This cream's pretty good Phred... Hmm...
*makes slurping noises as he sucks the milky white cream out of the tube*
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[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]This cream's pretty good Phred... Hmm...
*makes slurping noises as he sucks the milky white cream out of the tube*[/QUOTE]

*loud retching noises*

I think I am going to be sick.

Ravvy, don't even mention a merger, I don't want to think about it. :eek:
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Merger? hmm... what exactly is this KIT NOCT?
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]*loud retching noises*

I think I am going to be sick.

Ravvy, don't even mention a merger, I don't want to think about it. :eek: [/QUOTE]

Actually it has a reallly bad aftertaste, kind of like feet... Phreddie you might wanna work on that :( ...

What would be wrong with a merger? The best of both worlds if you ask me... :rolleyes:
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Feet? FEET! *tastes some* mmm... ew!
damn oompa loompa's i told them to stop bathing in the mixing vats!
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Post by Ravager »

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]What would be wrong with a merger? The best of both worlds if you ask me... :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]

Obviously you don't know what KIT NOCT is either, otherwise you wouldn't be asking that. ;)

Well, Kipi's a member so you could ask him about KIT NOCT, but for now the organisation has to stay shrouded in secrecy...for it's own protection. :p
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[QUOTE=Phreddie]Feet? FEET! *tastes some* mmm... ew!
damn oompa loompa's i told them to stop bathing in the mixing vats![/QUOTE]

Ugh... So this whole time I've been... Oompa-loompa baths... Feet... Cream... Oh my god :( ...

*runs into bathroom and emits loud retching noises followed by the flush of a toilet*
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Post by Phreddie »

egh... dont make me do a search...
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