Your wish is granted

Grimar · Post by **Grimar** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:29 pm

granted: you gain weight, and continue to do so until you are to fat to live on, so you die

i wish i could stop time and make it go again as i want!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:29 pm

Granted, you are given 60 pounds and are dropped off int he middle of england, have fun!

I wish I had a wallet that would always have 10 dollar bill in it.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:32 pm

Granted, the 10 dollar bill is printed on the leather.

I wish I could wish more, but I wish I could be at the moon right now.

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:33 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]I wish I had a wallet that would always have 10 dollar bill in it.[/QUOTE]
Granted now you owe 10 dollars

Cant make a wish until some one grants grimar's

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:13 am

[QUOTE=Grimar]

i wish i could stop time and make it go again as i want![/QUOTE]
*looks puzzled* If you're sure? Ok you can now stop and start time at will. Of course while time is stopped you cannot do anything at all so there is no net effect on anything. But if it makes you happy.....

I don't think anyone granted Luis's

[quote="Luis]I wish I could wish more"]

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:06 am

Granted, Luis is now on the moon. Unfortunately he didn't have his spacesuit or oxygen with him. Need I say more?

I wish Flash animations were easier to upload correctly.

(Try thinking of something for that!)

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:07 am

Granted, Popup ads now use Flashy things.

I wish I could go to the Queen concert in Cleveland next spring.

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:19 am

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]I wish I could go to the Queen concert in Cleveland next spring.

[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you didnt say on time and so you missed it all....

I wish I had a Formula 1 car

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:22 am

[QUOTE=slade]
I wish I had a Formula 1 car[/QUOTE]
Granted You get passed by a dragster because a dragster is faster. Now you want a dragster.

I wish I had a girlfriend, Oh wait no I dont nevermind

.

Ok, I wish I was cool.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:50 am

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Ok, I wish I was cool.

[/QUOTE]
Granted, but after a while it gets boring, living in a fridge.

I wish I could understand all languages and translate anything from any language to another.

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:31 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]I wish I could understand all languages and translate anything from any language to another.[/QUOTE]
granted, but then you realize that know you can understand everyone and see how arrogant and ignorant everyone really is and you grow depressed, and join chu in his fridge

I wish I could see every anime thats ever been made

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:31 pm

all of it? its not all fun and games... well actually maybe not fun....

any way
granted you watch every anime ever made, you sit down so long that yuor body has grown and fused with the couch, your teeth have fallen out from lack of care, your hair is gray and you are dead because it took to long to watch them all.

I wish that I would grow to be nine feet tall and about one foot wider than i already am, and no more, after I have grown proportionally to that size i wish to stop growing, but my cells woudl still function as normal... i tihnk i covered all the bases on that one

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:01 am

Granted. You are the strongest and tallest person around. Sadly your size prevents you from comfortably fitting any furniture, many rooms,and all forms of transport. You do not forget to duck all that often, but often enough that the blows to the head cause brain damage. Never mind, there is always a call for brainless muscle - you won't starve.

I wish everybody gets exactly what they want for Xmas

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:51 pm

Granted

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:51 pm

I wish I was somebody ? (Also with the ability to really edit this post, I know I have potential)

darkeningfire · Post by **darkeningfire** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:42 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]This is another game I have seen elsewhere and I thought you might like. It is based on the idea you should be careful what you wish for. The first person makes a wish; the second grants it but shows the downside; then the second person makes a wish of his/her own. For example

I wish I could meet Magrus

Granted. You meet him in a bar where they play country music. He is not happy because he feels his brain is being strangled by chicken wire. You are drunk and do not get out of his way in the 15 seconds he considers reasonable. So he tips you over and you are crushed and trampled in the ensuing melee. You spend the next 6 months in traction.

First wish

I wish I had a prehensile tail[/QUOTE]

Dinner (aka Weasel) used to wish for that too. He wanted to confuse the goats.

darkeningfire · Post by **darkeningfire** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:49 am

[QUOTE=Patrick]I wish I was somebody ? (Also with the ability to really edit this post, I know I have potential)[/QUOTE]

Granted. But what are you now? :devil:

I wish for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:12 am

Granted a half gallon flask of the old JD. And I am a Buck Satan wanna-be.
I wish my myspace page was totally custom ASAP, perferable with the help of others

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:32 am

Um thanks for the granting genie and good. Umm. Now that I am indapendent of Buck Satan, I wish for grapes.

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:38 am

I'm sorry about the first wish, but I don't know what a custom ASAP is. My geek-o-meter is too low for that

About the grapes: Granted. You get a big bunch of delicious juicy grapes. Look how green they are! They even come in black! You put one in your mouth. Oh my, it has pitts in it.

I wish I had a healthy, athletic body