Spanking Frank, Attack of the Mutant Artificial Christmas Trees, and other Games

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:12 am

I just discovered this very entertaining site, which offers all kinds of seasonal fun and games

http://www.virtualchristmas.com/games/games.php

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:18 am

Just in time DW. We needed some daft games.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:21 am

@Fiona,
*grins*

My favourites at the site are those I mentioned in my title :laugh:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:25 am

Come to the factory. We need your creativity

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:28 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]Come to the factory. We need your creativity

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I saw that, I'm not sure how creative I am right now though, I'm not yet fully caffeinated

I'll see what I can do though

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:30 pm

Excellent, what a wonderful find, DW...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:31 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Excellent, what a wonderful find, DW...

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Glad you like it! Playing with Santa's Balls is fun too, though not quite as fast-paced :laugh:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:34 pm

Heh, nice. I tried the Mutant Christmas trees.

It's a pity I couldn't get the games working on Opera.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:35 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Heh, nice. I tried the Mutant Christmas trees.

It's a pity I couldn't get the games working on Opera.

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They work fine on Firefox

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:40 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Glad you like it! Playing with Santa's Balls is fun too, though not quite as fast-paced :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Well, you know, the jolly old feather and his little red nose has quite the glint in his eye. Perhaps you should stopping beating his balls and take a few steps back?

Oh dear, now look, his eye is about to cry.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:43 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Well, you know, the jolly old feather and his little red nose has quite the glint in his eye. Perhaps you should stopping beating his balls and take a few steps back?

Oh dear, now look, his eye is about to cry.

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That's not a bad idea, I've reached an especially frustrating impasse, and sometimes just leaving such problems alone for a while is all the inspiration required :devil:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:56 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]They work fine on Firefox

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Unfortunately I don't use that. Though there's always Internet Explorer.
The problem is that the Shockwave plug-in it needs to play isn't applying to Opera. *shrugs* Never mind. Maybe it will work after closing and re-opening Opera or re-booting, but I'm not that bothered.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:56 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]That's not a bad idea, I've reached an especially frustrating impasse, and sometimes just leaving such problems alone for a while is all the inspiration required :devil:

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Far be it for me to tell you how to treat your patients, but perhaps that good old artificial christmas tree can help... :devil:

All the fun of the bristles with no sap.

Just be sure to restrict him so that dear Santa does not try to finish the game by himself.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:01 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Far be it for me to tell you how to treat your patients, but perhaps that good old artificial christmas tree can help... :devil:

All the fun of the bristles with no sap.

Just be sure to restrict him so that dear Santa does not try to finish the game by himself.

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Actually when really stuck, juggling the balls works wonders :laugh:

If Santa tries that, I'm back to the penguins :speech:

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:12 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Actually when really stuck, juggling the balls works wonders :laugh:

If Santa tries that, I'm back to the penguins :speech:[/QUOTE]

Well now, my spouse quite enjoys juggling, so I guess I'm going to have to send this of to her (and get her to join SYM :devil

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Oh deary me, spanking the penguins isn't as fun as juggling Santa's balls?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:16 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Well now, my spouse quite enjoys juggling, so I guess I'm going to have to send this of to her (and get her to join SYM :devil

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Oh deary me, spanking the penguins isn't as fun as juggling Santa's balls?[/QUOTE]

Are you really certain you want your spouse collaborating with all of the women around here? :devil:

Oh, it can be just as much fun, it's all a question of timing and trying to acquire as many cookies as you can

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:19 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Are you really certain you want your spouse collaborating with all of the women around here? :devil:

Oh, it can be just as much fun, it's all a question of timing and trying to acquire as many cookies as you can

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I am sure that when she actually gets on, she will find enough information to make night eminently enjoyable, delicious deary.

Well, if you want some tips, rubbing the penguin before spanking puts some sharpness into it.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:20 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Are you really certain you want your spouse collaborating with all of the women around here? :devil:

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She might learn some nasty truths...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:27 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]She might learn some nasty truths...

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Masochist that Hill is, I think that is exactly what he's hoping for :speech:

[QUOTE=Hill]I am sure that when she actually gets on, she will find enough information to make night eminently enjoyable, delicious deary.

Well, if you want some tips, rubbing the penguin before spanking puts some sharpness into it.[/QUOTE]

You're obviously aspiring to live dangerously

Yes, but you still have to make sure the pengun does not get chomped or collide with one of those nasty spiked balls while still in mid flight

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:33 pm

You're obviously aspiring to live dangerously

Well, you know me and pain...

Besides, from what you are able to discern about my spouse, you should know that anything I do could be...dangerous.

Yes, but you still have to make sure the pengun does not get chomped or collide with one of those nasty spiked balls while still in mid flight

Spiky balls? Did Fas forget to shave this morning?