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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:51 pm

Leprechauns aren't Irish. They're evil British midgets forced to live in caves that screw with drunk people with weird shinannagins. Everyone knows that.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:51 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Yassum?[/QUOTE]
Are all you people from Michigan crazy pyschonazis who spike their morning coffee with illegal narcotics?... or is it just my chemistry teacher? If it is just my chemistry teacher... call your local jail, they should have an escaped inmate that broke out, aorund 3 mothns ago, weve got him here when they want him back.

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:53 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Are all you people from Michigan crazy pyschonazis who spike their morning coffee with illegal narcotics?... or is it just my chemistry teacher? If it is just my chemistry teacher... call your local jail, they should have an escaped inmate that broke out, aorund 3 mothns ago, weve got him here when they want him back.[/QUOTE]

Oh you mean John? Yeah, I don't know how he got a degree either... I'll calll up the sheriff tomorrow, he'll want him back in custody

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Leprechauns? They're actually just what Irish people see when they're drunk, which happens to be very often.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:53 pm

Irish pub atmosphere involves lots of liquor, and yes, a fiddle in the background. My great-aunt is the crazy lady who sings old Irish folk songs at the local pubs around here. Her sister's the catholic nun that helps the people that try to keep up with the Irish patrons and hurt themselves. She's a sweet lady to everyone who doesn't smell like whiskey. Then she's the devil. *shudders*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:54 pm

@Mag, so it's a cunning invention on the part of my country to discredit the Irish? I must have missed that memo...

So the Irish pub cliche is right. How about that...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:55 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Oh you mean John? Yeah, I don't know how he got a degree either... I'll calll up the sheriff tomorrow, he'll want him back in custody

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Leprechauns? They're actually just what Irish people see when they're drunk, which happens to be very often.[/QUOTE]
Aye... but hes changed his name to Jacob, and he has kidnapped a wife and her two little girls, one is an infant, my oompa's cant do anytihng near the children, so its up to the Law this time.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:56 pm

*sigh* Well, I suppose I'll beat DW now... :mischief: If she doesn't smack me around for posting that.

Mag, save some of Ireland for the rest of us, youre not the only who likes red headed midgits whereing green suits!

Er, Phreddie, it worried me greatly that you have such interest to short, balding men in bad green suits.

Do we have any IRish?

My background in Scottish, Irish, English.

Tony youre from Michigan right? if so ive got a bone t pick with you.

Phreddie mentioned bone! *knocks over table and hides behind it*

Michigan eh? I've got two ex's in Michigan...what out...

Where don't you have an ex?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:56 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]@Mag, so it's a cunning invention on the part of my country to discredit the Irish? I must have missed that memo...

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Yep, you should try it out sometime.

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Where don't you have an ex?[/QUOTE]

Asia, the south-eastern US, and the Southern Hemisphere, excluding Australia. *nods*

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:57 pm

I smell something Canadian about the whole leprechaun affair...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:59 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Where don't you have an ex?

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*seconds that* :devil:

@Mag, you're recommending I go about dressing myself up as a leprechaun? Hah.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:01 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]*seconds that* :devil:

@Mag, you're recommending I go about dressing myself up as a leprechaun? Hah.

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First we need to preform a few... minor operations, amputations, organ transplants (need a new liver if your going to ireland).... and of course a tailor...

O well good night all, I wish upon a cloud, that BS and Weasel come and get into bed with you all tonight!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:01 pm

*points up* Says up there.

Yes, yes I do say thats a good idea. Although, the IRA may not appreciate that little joke.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:02 pm

Asia, the south-eastern US, and the Southern Hemisphere, excluding Australia. *nods*

Considering that I have only been in 3 relationships, the shortest being a year... well, I don't have many places where there could be one.

I smell something Canadian about the whole leprechaun affair...

Leprachauns have been around for hundreds of years before either of our countries were 'Discovered' the english.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:05 pm

@Mag, well I'll know who to blame if it goes wrong.

The IRA are practically disbanded. Looks like you'll need to find another organisation with guns...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:07 pm

Hill-Shatar wrote:Considering that I have only been in 3 relationships, the shortest being a year... well, I don't have many places where there could be one.

I had this bet once, to see how many girls I could date at the same time. I ended up with a lot of ex's within a very short span of time. Won the bet, lots of angry ex's. They moved, now they're all over. It's safe to say that it's best I don't go to certain places.

The good news is, I can always move south of the equator if I need to. However, Australia's off limits, Jo's mother said so when she flew her daughter home.

@Mag, well I'll know who to blame if it goes wrong.
The IRA are practically disbanded. Looks like you'll need to find another organisation with guns...

And that's supposed to be a hard thing? Besides, I happen to know a number of Irish people that enjoy tossing furniture instead of guns.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:09 pm

Australia's not big enough for the both of you?

Wow, that says a lot...

And nope, never said it'd be difficult...

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:11 pm

If the IRA have disbanded why is Belfast one of the Top Ten Most Dangerous Cities/ Areas in the world??

It's like the f-ing Middle East up there but without all the sand...

Good night Phreddie!

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:12 pm

You could always hide out in the west of Australia Magrus, there your only worries are dingos trying to steal your baby.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:12 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Australia's not big enough for the both of you?

Wow, that says a lot...

And nope, never said it'd be difficult...[/QUOTE]

You have no idea the trouble that I got into with that girl. "You should date my boyfriends little sister" my best friend said. I learned to ID my dates after that one.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]You could always hide out in the west of Australia Magrus, there your only worries are dingos trying to steal your baby.[/QUOTE]

Dingos eh? Wait, I have a baby?

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:14 pm

Not anymore, *nasaly voice* the dingo's got your baby.

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