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slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:37 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I think the lack of alcohol may have had a detrimental effect...*sigh*[/QUOTE]
we're out of alcohol!!...oh no

...Fiona your a barmaiden cant you fix this....here when you get more supplies, plug it into my I.V.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:39 pm

*Pulls pints of guiness for one and all. Draws shamrock on top of each one. Plays fiddle* There you go. Hangovers installed and serviced

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:43 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Maybe *looks dubious* I have sometimes found that people.....change....when they get promotion. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

I don't see that happening...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:43 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]What happened to the solidarity around here

[/QUOTE]

I dissapeared and stopped cracking the whip. Wanna take over? :laugh:

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:45 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]*Pulls pints of guiness for one and all. Draws shamrock on top of each one. Plays fiddle* There you go. Hangovers installed and serviced

[/QUOTE]
Your a goddess...thanks

@rav, dont you look at me that way

:laugh:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:45 pm

I'm just the barmaid. The whips are elsewhere. You have been away a while....

@ Rav. Yes that kind of blindness is one of the first symptoms

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:49 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]I'm just the barmaid. The whips are elsewhere. You have been away a while....

[/QUOTE]

Whips tend to lead back to that "extensive scarring" someone mentioned earlier, bad things those. *shudders*

Barmaid eh? I could use some drinks, and a nap. I didn't know I had a barmaid in my college...wow. :speech: Does this mean I have to tip you if I own the place?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:52 pm

Mag, you might wan to specify if you need to give her monetary compensation.... or an alternative form of payment.

*sits back adn enjoys fiddle, keeps one eye open watching... always watchin.*

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:53 pm

Money isn't the only way to pay someone Phreddie, remember that.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:56 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]@ Rav. Yes that kind of blindness is one of the first symptoms[/QUOTE]

Blindness or plain stubborness?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:57 pm

Hmmmm. Good point. I've never been sure.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:00 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Money isn't the only way to pay someone Phreddie, remember that.

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Living in America, you should know that money *is* the only way to pay some one for anything, however not all people are so open to.. commerce, and must be persauded by alternative measures, however monetary transactions will occur, always.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:01 pm

Lesson of the day II

If you happen to be a male with long, wavy hair nearly any female with straight hair is struck with envy when spotting you. Sticking your tongue out does not amuse them, and may be bad for your health.

The lady in Super Cuts was mean to me.

I have better hair than her, ha ha ha. :laugh:

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Living in America, you should know that money *is* the only way to pay some one for anything, however not all people are so open to.. commerce, and must be persauded by alternative measures, however monetary transactions will occur, always.[/QUOTE]

I've paid people without involving money at all before. It's fun. Barter and trading a service for a service works out nicely. Plus, it's non-taxable.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:05 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I've paid people without involving money at all before. It's fun. Barter and trading a service for a service works out nicely. Plus, it's non-taxable.[/QUOTE]
Yes, but the governemnt does not lick those transactions, and as loyal, and most importantly free, citizens we must do everything the government tells us to, so as to ensure its w... health and posterity

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:07 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Yes, but the governemnt does not lick those transactions, and as loyal, and most importantly free, citizens we must do everything the government tells us to, so as to ensure its w... health and posterity[/QUOTE]

Any government that licks my transactions is in a whole world of legal trouble.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:07 pm

Phreddie there are limits. I am definitely not required to ensure the posterity of any government. And nor are you. Don't believe it

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:10 pm

Psst...Barmaid...no more serving the pro-government nut. He's cut off. I'll take his share.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:11 pm

wow, i really need to think before i post... lick was a typo, and posterity was not ment by ensuring that America has kids... like how iraq is turning out

, o well... i think mag put sometihng in my drink.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:12 pm

Inebriation promotes education. * Exercises discretion. Pours drinks all round*

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:15 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Inebriation promotes education. * Exercises discretion. Pours drinks all round*[/QUOTE]

*stares* You'd be a perfect teacher for my school!

I'm not so sure that was a typo Phreddie...

I do believe I should go off to nap land. I'll be back later, I have work to do tonight on here.