Top Ten Game

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:31 pm

I don't even want to know what I missed...

Phreddie: we were talking getting kicked out of college. They wouldn't be kiddies.

6.) Buy the offended party chocolates (and since I work in a chocolate shop, I get a 50% discount, so hello cheap but elegant chocolate!) :laugh:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:56 am

5. Stand up in parliament and say you were wrong, then change the policy. (Like that would happen

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qwertitus · Post by **qwertitus** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:00 pm

4. Brown-nosing never hurt

Woozaii · Post by **Woozaii** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:20 pm

Old School fashion: Deny, deny, deny! If your girlfriend is angry with you because you were cheating on her, just say: I am not a crook! I did not, and i repeat, i did not have sex with your friend!

I just felt funny, dont take this as a no. 3.

qwertitus · Post by **qwertitus** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:40 pm

Originally Posted by Woozaii
I am not a crook!

Who are you? Richard Nixon.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:18 pm

3. This is not to everyone's taste, but it is certainly a public way to apologise

http://www.sorryeverybody.com/gallery/1/

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:30 pm

2. Treat said person to a meal out or a trip to the pub. Apologise there.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:41 pm

1. Get on your knees and swear to do anything to make him/her happy.

Top 10 ways to inform a lover they aren't wanted/needed any longer. :mischief:

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:04 pm

10: you post their picture as an avatar:laugh:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:06 pm

9. You don't. Just move away and leave no contact details.

Hmm, this topic reminded me of the problems you had with the cheerleader Mag. How did that one go?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:08 pm

:laugh:

8. But...you're not special, and no, I don't. You can think it if you like though.

Cheerleader girly was cut off, then the computer broke, and I haven't heard from her in months. I actually forgot all about her until you mentioned it...

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:11 pm

8. Start charging a hourly rate.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:13 pm

:laugh: I've honestly thought of that one, my preference for non-timid females who like drawing blood has prevented me from going that far.

6. The dog seems to like you just as much, can he/she take my spot?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:14 pm

5. Take up disguises and learn ventiloquism/hypnotism to confuse and placate them.

@Mag, oops, sorry for reminding you.

That easy in the end? After you asked around SYM for tips for 3 weeks or more non-stop?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:16 pm

4.. Say it and mean it. End of story (sorry, I may be missing some of the nuances here, but I can't see the problem)

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:18 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]@Mag, oops, sorry for reminding you.

That easy in the end? After you asked around SYM for tips for 3 weeks or more non-stop?

[/QUOTE]

*Nods* That and....rude, evil commentary during the last week and some sobbing. :devil: Oh, and her dad found the pictures she kept taking. *shakes my head*

3. *hands over cucumber* I saw this, and I thought of you. I'm gonna go pack now.

@ Fiona, aye, you're missing the nuances.

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:19 pm

were not on 4 were on 3 so the next is #2 people!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:21 pm

You're right Slade. I edited

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:21 pm

2. No, the monkey has gone into hiding, and isn't coming back. Shoo.

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:23 pm

1. You eat his or her best friends