The World According to America

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:58 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]other 20 million Canadians there

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My god its an invasion:speech: ...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:07 pm

[QUOTE=slade]My god its an invasion:speech: ...[/QUOTE]

How could it be an invasion of they haven't left the country?

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:19 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]How could it be an invasion of they haven't left the country?

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Im not waiting for that to be an option for you guys with all these Dragons and Commies running a muck we dont need Canadians adding to the bunch with high numbers

.....we need to protect our theme park

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:22 pm

[QUOTE=slade]we need to protect our theme park

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Well... California *does*have a lot of theme parks... but is it fair to say the whole country is one?

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:23 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well... California *does*have a lot of theme parks... but is it fair to say the whole country is one?

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That depends on who's running the country

:laugh:

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:20 pm

[QUOTE=slade]That depends on who's running the country

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Well, bush thinks that world is his oyster (or to relate it to bush, his squirrel) and hes hungry.... so lets call it a sand box... with shovels, buckets, sadomasochistic homicidal pyschopaths, britney spears, religious fanatic teroorists, christian televangelists, boy scouts, michael jackson,a nd mcdonalds.... never mind...

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:42 pm

Three maps in the same vein can be found [url="http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/money_politics_law/americas_world.htm"]here[/url].

Since the last map is a fairly poor scan: yes that is a line going from 'Hunting' to Canada.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:46 pm

*snickers* "Curry" and "D1ck say's they're us". :laugh:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:54 pm

ROFL Those are great Lestat

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:59 pm

Also check out the link underneath the last map, it links through to a funny map of the America's concerning the FTAA.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:04 pm

The map in the link is great. The "toilet" for the great lakes on the border of the U.S. and Canada is essentially true too, sadly.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:15 pm

Funny, really. American's call them prescription drugs instead of calling it marijuana.

It's medicinal, still illegal for the rest of us to have it, by the way...

Ho boy, theres a reason you don't go swimming in lake Huron, Erie or Ontario. Superior is ok, it's just too dang cold.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:00 pm

SCroll down past the maps, you'll get to an emal to the U.S. form england, in it says that England is reposessing us, and what they are now doing to us.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:01 pm

*hijacks all of america's fashist overviews of the world and burns them in my sleigh's incenirator...jets off*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:02 pm

That's 'fascist'.

*fires another spray of snowballs from turrent while chu drives crazily into the thread*

*edit* This chase has gone through 11 threads. I'm tired. See y'all. (Plus, I think we should stop bumping all the spam threads on the first page to the top)

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:09 pm

*takes an extremely sharp curve*
Hang on hill!
*hill goes flying, landing face flat in the snow, accompanied by several crunchings and poppings of bone*
Well, thats the end of him.

Lestat, thopse rock.

*pilots delorean outta here.*

Bel Al · Post by **Bel Al** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:22 pm

A Word on Canadians

Americans believe this one word describes Canadians perfectly: 'Canadian Bacon'.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:33 pm

[QUOTE=Bel Al]Americans believe this one word describes Canadians perfectly: 'Canadian Bacon'.[/QUOTE]

*prepares attack beaver*

I don't ask questions anymore, and I like beavers.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:28 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]*prepares attack beaver*

I don't ask questions anymore, and I like beavers.

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Bad, bad image.

:speech:

You guys should know, you Canadians have much value with us Americanies.

We've got to have someone to make fun of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:34 pm

Canadia is the new target eh?

*The UK breathes a collective sigh of relief*