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Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:05 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]@Hill, well, goody for you. Just stay away from mine.

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That will not take much urging from you to happen.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:12 pm

Well, fine then! *goes off in a huff!*

:laugh:

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:28 pm

*wanders in shocked and appalled* just perusing the smy archives... i feel... *faints*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:33 pm

*trips over Phreddie on the way out* Damn, who put you there!
*moves Phreddie into a cupboard and locks the door.* There! Much tidier.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:57 pm

Pssst....I'm not here..just stopped by for some wine.....

i'll bb tomorrow...!! :mischief:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:30 pm

*waves* I could have sworn I didn't see Juni

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:47 pm

*nods*

Must be the whisky.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:47 pm

*yells through cupboard* LET me out out! get me out of her! I M TRAPPED IN A WODDEN BOX OF EMOTIONS... AND LIQUOR! *no one hears him*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:39 am

Aww. I missed Juni...

*forgets Phreddie*

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:53 am

Phreddie, if you ever escape that cupboard, then I have a present waiting for you in the chocolate math section... and if you don't get out the cupboard, well Rav can have it

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:55 am

Uh, if it's a choice of different deadly fates I'll just avoid mine and his presents.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:57 am

What if it's a present that he actually wants? Will you avoid it then?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:00 am

What Phreddie may want and what I would want are not neccesarily the same things. He'd probably be happy with a big pot of Gland Cream. I wouldn't.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:05 am

Aaaah you are able to understand that his warped mind would want nothing of any good, you are more adept than I thought. Perhaps you are too smart for your own good...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:08 am

Which means what?
You'll do away with me?
Huh. You couldn't cope without my spamming presence! :devil:

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:13 am

In that case, I shall have to make a robot. A robot, that matches the wit and intelligence of the common Ravager. And then, once I had made the robot, I will destroy the original, so no more can be made. Muhahahahaha :mischief:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:18 am

Oh, there's inherent flaws in my personality. You make a copy of it for a robot, I guarantee it won't last longer than a month. And seeing as you've destroyed me, you won't be able to make more.

Then you'll have to go into withdrawl and you'll commit suicide from the loss of a most eminent spammer.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:24 am

And as I am about to plunge to my doom, I hear a rushing noise. Looking around, it's the whole of GameBanshee, and they are all cheering madly. They pull me down from there and congratulate me on such a heroic dead. I am forever revered amongst GameBanshee.

And as for the robot, he ran away and started a solo singing career. He now tours the countryside doing concerts... and don't ask me why, it's your personality

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Rav, I should be back in about 30 mins if you want to keep spamming.

Seeya.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:33 am

Oh, that's just wrong.

DJV's delusional crowd turns into an angry mob and they tie him to a ducking stool.
He will *repent* for destryoing Ravvy if he drowns. If he does not, he has been branded by the Devil Incarnate and shall be burnt at the stake.

No, this isn't one of those situations where you get to choose your fate and walk off free.

And the robot...hmmm. The funds raised through it's succesful singing career go to a tissue reanimation and cloning lab and I am....reborn! :devil:

See you later.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:51 am

Morning all!!!!

How are things going today??

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