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DRAG RACING
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Juniper
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Post by Juniper »

AARRGGHH....
I just found 4 HUGE-MUN-GOUS mistakes that we made when I was on vacation......
I think I may cry....

My venting is complete...thank you for your time......
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[QUOTE=Ravager]Ahh. How can simple design programs for computers designed to draw 2-dimensional diagrams demand high resources from those computers? It's not like it's for rendering computer game graphics or anything. :p
*blames the manufacturers, a Borland :rolleyes: *[/QUOTE]
Errrrr...yeah.....see thats why Im glad your over there and not over here.:laugh:

@Juni, what would that be?
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
Fiona

Post by Fiona »

Juni, how can that be "we" if you weren't there? :confused:
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

[QUOTE=slade]Errrrr...yeah.....see thats why Im glad your over there and not over here.:laugh:
[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .



*admits to shameful postfarming, but insists slade's comment was frickin funny!*
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]*admits to shameful postfarming, but that comment was funny!*[/QUOTE]
No need to be ashamed tony.....the Spam Factory in spam dialect means postfarming.....spam away my friend :D
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Phreddie »

Juni, do we need a hot cup of tea? or a good brandy?
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
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[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
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Post by Lestat »

[QUOTE=Fiona]Juni, how can that be "we" if you weren't there? :confused: [/QUOTE]
I blame it on team spirit.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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Post by Juniper »

[QUOTE=Fiona]Juni, how can that be "we" if you weren't there? :confused: [/QUOTE]
OOps.....typo......"were" made.....

the easy explation for my current crisis.....incorrect/bordering on incompetant distribution of concert tickets
Seems kinda trival.....but believe me when i say......&(*^T^&^(*^()$(*&*$ ....I got some *&&^$^$ to try & deal with......

tomorrow i will deal.....tonight...i depart to consume some bevvies........Tah!
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Post by slade »

[QUOTE=Lestat]I blame it on team spirit.[/QUOTE]
Darn....I have failed you again :mad: .....its hard to have spirit when some of us are dead here and our spirits have gone to run amuck elsewhere :(
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Phreddie »

DO I detect a kink the company chain?
Lestat, DO your job!
Is the efficiency of the corporate machine being compromised by a few units who fail to see the end goal, and how that teamwork and interdepartmental cooperation is key to the success to this entity?
Yet again, Lestat, do your job! lestat... im dissapointed.
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Post by Lestat »

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Lestat, DO your job! [/QUOTE]
*beats Phreddie to pulp with Sledge hammer* I WANT MY FILES BACK

Oops sorry... momentary lapse of self-control.

Yes, at the moment very little is needed to provoke my homicidal tendencies. YOU WERE RAISING YOUR VOICE!

:angel:
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Post by Ravager »

Night Juni.

When did you hire Lestat anyway, Phred?
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Post by Phreddie »

raising my voice, bah, but a typo, *unpulps self, never did like pulp, tosses lestat a rag and some oil/chain lubricant*
get to it man, we cant have any kinks in our chain now cna we!
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Post by slade »

Night Juni :(

Lestat working for phreddie?....now I ve heard it all :rolleyes:
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Night Juni.
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Post by Phreddie »

I had to outsource a few jobs due to the fact that the Corporate Machine doe snot have anybody... capable, of handling a few sensitive issues.
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Post by Ravager »

@slade, Well, unless Phreddie usually gives orders out...come to think of it, that is the usual. :D ;)
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

Bye Juni, take this guiness with you :D *tosses bottle*
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Lestat »

[QUOTE=Phreddie]raising my voice, bah, but a typo, *unpulps self, never did like pulp, tosses lestat a rag and some oil/chain lubricant*
get to it man, we cant have any kinks in our chain now cna we![/QUOTE]
*feeds Phreddie oil & puts him in chains, puts rag in Phreddie's mouth, lights rag*
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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Post by slade »

[QUOTE=Lestat]*feeds Phreddie oil & puts him in chains, puts rag in Phreddie's mouth, lights rag*[/QUOTE]
*gets closer to the fire*..ah....now Im all warm....nice fire Lestat... :o ;)
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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