Your wish is granted

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:44 pm

You want more Queen members to die? You should be demoted to Semi-Brother Tony...

Not granted because I'm mad at you. ^^

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:45 pm

Absolutely not OS: it was Chus' wish! I was merely fulfilling it for him! It's his fault!!

I wish OS would re-mote (hehehe) me to Brother and not hate me?

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:48 pm

Granted. I never hated you in the first place.

Am I officially a temptress now?

Random?

I wish there was a thread completely dedicated to Queen and Spam. Oh wait, the Spam Factory... okay, then I wish I had a sundae and another picture of Freddie to worship.

:devil:: *cough* Obsessed. *cough*

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:52 pm

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Granted. I never hated you in the first place.

Am I officially a temptress now?

Random?

I wish there was a thread completely dedicated to Queen and Spam. Oh wait, the Spam Factory... okay, then I wish I had a sundae and a picture of Freddie.[/QUOTE]

Both and more, much more, dear.

Granted. A pop-up ad appears on your computer of that includes a picture of Freddie circa 1981 eating a sundae. You click on the ad because you want to see more, and your computer blows up in your face! The popup ad contained the infamous Freddie-Mercury-eating-a-sundae virus!

I wish I could meet George Carlin and have him make fun of me.

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:03 pm

Granted. After eating at a foggy downtown restaurant (at least it smelt like it) you see him walking down the street and he points and laughs. Let's just say. I don't even know what I just said...

Where'd chus go?

I wish I was asleep.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:04 pm

Granted, you know where chus went, however, you immediatly go insane from the knowledge.

I wish that this stupid avatar would load!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:05 pm

Granted. You change your mind and admire OS's instead.

I wish I was awake.
No wait...

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:09 pm

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]

I wish I was awake.
No wait...

[/QUOTE]
Granted. You can never sleep again. You soon go INSANE!!!!!!!!!!
Like me! And have fun! *flourish*

I wish I could be cool like Stroker Ace.

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:12 pm

I'm already insane chu. DUH.

Uhm, granted. You magically grow muscles.. and a mustache.

I wish chu would compliment OS.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:53 pm

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Granted. I never hated you in the first place.

Am I officially a temptress now?

Random?

I wish there was a thread completely dedicated to Queen and Spam. Oh wait, the Spam Factory... okay, then I wish I had a sundae and another picture of Freddie to worship.

:devil:: *cough* Obsessed. *cough*[/QUOTE]
You wnat a picture of me? What should i wear? :mischief:

@OS granted chu compliments you, starts harrassing you in a... displeasing manner, you then beat chu within an inch of his life (i measured) but you derive no pleasure from the physical attack because chu enjpoyed it.

I wish i had forest full of bears, a motorcycle, and a stick of dynamite.

Fenix · Post by **Fenix** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:30 am

[QUOTE=Phreddie]
I wish i had forest full of bears, a motorcycle, and a stick of dynamite.[/QUOTE]

Granted, and you decide to take the dynamite with you out of the bear ridden forest on your new bike incase someone might steal it. On your way out, you slam straight into one of them, you fly into a tree and disconnect all your motor neurons (You can't move but you can still feel everything), and the dynamite flies up towards the heavens, and several bears come to look at the incident and take advantage of your incapacitated state....by mauling you of course. After they've had their fun, the projected dynamite falls back down towards your paralysed near dead mauled and mangled body and mercifully puts you out of your pain by exploding with the magnitude of a billion supernovae...

I wish Rammstein would play at a venue very close to my home, and I was a VIP at the concert, and they got on very well with me and gave me free signed merchandise.

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:02 pm

[QUOTE=Fenix]
I wish Rammstein would play at a venue very close to my home, and I was a VIP at the concert, and they got on very well with me and gave me free signed merchandise.[/QUOTE]

Granted. All of the above happen, but after you leave the concert the band starts talking about what a tool you were (behind your back) and that the stuff they gave you had facsimile signatures on them: they are about as worthless as Rammstein itself :devil: .

I wish that when I go back to college I do well in all of my classes without studying, showing up r doing any homework.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:25 pm

Granted. You realize that you already know all there is to know in your area of study, decide going to school is a waste of time because there's nothing left to learn, and thus forfeit your degree. Lacking an official education, you are unable to find a job beyond burger flipping. One day you slip on an errant slice of cheese, fall, and die a horrible and painful death on the grill.

I wish I didn't stutter.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:21 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]
I wish I didn't stutter.[/QUOTE]

Granted. All of a sudden you have a reputation for being smooth with you tounge. Men don't like you speaking to their wives or girlfriends, fearing that you got your name for other reasons. You live in isolation so that the herds of those with too much testosterone will never find and hurt you.

I wish more people were online for the weekends,, especially weekends when I have nothing better to do.

CM · Post by CM » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:24 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Granted. All of a sudden you have a reputation for being smooth with you tounge. Men don't like you speaking to their wives or girlfriends, fearing that you got your name for other reasons. You live in isolation so that the herds of those with too much testosterone will never find and hurt you.

I wish more people were online for the weekends,, especially weekends when I have nothing better to do.

[/QUOTE]

Get me roses and i might make your dreams come true!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:27 pm

Granted, however you now have noe scape from the insanity and perversions of SYM, you go crazy and wind up strapped to CE's couch, being... 'examined' by doc Waverly. (just finished reading part of that thread... disturbing at times, hi;larious at others.)

I wish I were Circus Freak!

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:40 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, you're a circus freak.

I wish I had a pie right now.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:53 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Get me roses and i might make your dreams come true!

[/QUOTE]

*crosses legs and maintains eye contact*

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:57 pm

*hands hill harpoon gun, the whaling kind, and an anti-Feasel body spray*
Good luck man, vaya con dios! (go with god)

Granted, while deliering your pie, i eat it, yours was a good Chocolate Pie.. mmmm

I wish I had a Napkin.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:59 pm

To avoid confusion, what's a napkin in American?