A Wife's Revenge...

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:22 pm

bbbbbbbbbad to the bone

*gets hit by pillow and falls through the thread*

Hill, I was wondering when you'd come lavish me in luxury splam pillows

ooh, you sexy canadian....

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:23 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]lol, I'm on my toes now.

Don't tell me your drunk already!

I only drink after eight. It's a failing.

[/QUOTE]Is that am or pm?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:25 pm

*cough*

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:25 pm

Must I break up the love fest???????????????????

CSL

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:31 pm

some people just bring out the worst in me (lousy lurking lover)

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:32 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]English woman. They scare me sometimes.

[/QUOTE]

Hehe. Are you calling my relatives scary? Eh?

(If so, you'd be right...)

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:32 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Must I break up the love fest???????????????????

CSL[/QUOTE]

Dumb CSL.

@ Lestat: I tell you what, my answer is indignantly "I'm Canadian!" and you can interpret it from there.

@ Athena: I would if I knew what splam is.

Do I bring out the worse in you? It's a gift, honey.

@ Ravager: My comment on Newcastle stands.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:36 pm

splam? uh, It's either a typo or a lot of cyber pillows, btw I love Newcastle
*gets faint* why thank you...*wags devil tail*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:38 pm

@Hill, oh, it extends faaaaar beyond Newcastle. There's lot of scary English women out there. *gestures to the wild blue yonder* (what? It seemed like the right thing to do

)

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:45 pm

oOh, (and I thought you were talking abut Newcastle the BEER...)
*gets all happy and quiet*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:54 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]oOh, (and I thought you were talking abut Newcastle the BEER...)
*gets all happy and quiet*[/QUOTE]

lol, Newcastle woman are famous for a certain voraciousness when in conversation with men.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:16 pm

are you stereotyping? Phew, that doesn't sound like me at all, although I think it's impossible to describe a person in one word.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:06 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]So, does anyone have any good stories to add to this one?
Or just appreciation of the topic?

[/QUOTE]

I don't know if it's real or not; it sounds too much like an O'Henry style short story to be true.

But I will say that I had an uncle and aunt whom my family loathed, that sold a house and then left with the light fixture plates and doorknobs. Some people are just like that.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:11 pm

*nods* That sounds familiar.
I know that when my dad moved into a house quite a few years back, that the previous owners left a few things including a small blue cuddly toy left on a windowsill. For whatever reason my dad took it with him when he moved out. Now at least another couple of moves later, he still has the thing.
It's not like there are any kids around to play with the thing or any real reason for keeping it.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:15 am

The woman seems deliciously evil, where is she anyways?

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]That's excellent. Another show that men should be under woman's feet. [/QUOTE]

Only sometimes. It's fun to be a switch. :laugh:

@Athena, flirting with Hill now are you?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:26 am

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Dumb CSL.

@ Lestat: I tell you what, my answer is indignantly "I'm Canadian!" and you can interpret it from there.[/QUOTE]We really get some good mileage out of the excuse, do we not?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:07 pm

MAG! Didn't you read my answer in the OTHER thread?! *posts it in here*

Quote:
Originally Posted by Magrus
"What happens to those on the "naughty list"? "

Quote:
by me
"...for you, Magrus? *pulls out a small piece of paper from my harness bag and presents it to Magrus* (well you get one free pass) to browse through a naughty store with...none other than yours truly,(maybe we will throw around some scrilla) then go home,(with me) (wherever that is) and discuss what made you naughty, hopefully we will reconcile our differences."
So don't EVEN...
Maybe I shall revoke that....
BESIDES
I thought you were going to be happy with the lifetime supply of cherry vodka...Remember?...A case on the first of each month?...Nevermind...

You wouldn't want...oyster shells and shrimp tails in your stocking, would you? I didn't think so.
You're better off spending Xmas with 'Louise' there.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:29 am

"Naughty" stores aren't nearly as fun as people make them out to be. They sell novelty things, you need good, quality things, you look on the internet. :laugh:

I haven't recieved any cases of vodka, of any kind!

Meh, I'm spending Christmas packing up my stuff to move.

You know what, I have some stories about a wife getting revenge on her husband. They're not funny stories though, and involve my father and his second wife.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:31 am

My dads second wife came down and stole all his christmas decorations this year.

Not like he used em anyway. :laugh:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:47 am

My father's second wife had someone remove the nuts that held the bolts to his front tires removed while they were in court together deciding custody of their two kids.

She still has custody too, because, females have to be better than males at raising children.