@Juni, well, if you want to teach me, feel free... :devil:
[/QUOTE]Don't you usually pay for lessons?
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Fiona
My Joke for today
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealers! I saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...! . The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900! ,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is clearly a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealers! I saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...! . The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900! ,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is clearly a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
[QUOTE=Ravager@]Juni, well, if you want to teach me, feel free... :devil: [/QUOTE]Juni is not the one that has to do the ... feeling.
[/QUOTE]Juni is not the one that has to do the ... feeling. I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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TonyMontana1638
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[QUOTE=Lestat]I know a naughty joke but I don't know whether I dare post it. [/QUOTE]
Oh come on lestat, it's not like anyone actually moderates the SF ... A mass PM would be cool too though.
Hello Juni, how goes life?
[/QUOTE]Oh come on lestat, it's not like anyone actually moderates the SF
... A mass PM would be cool too though.Hello Juni, how goes life?
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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TonyMontana1638
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[QUOTE=Lestat]Oh well.
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant[/QUOTE]
You chauvinistic sonuva... Frankly sir I am appalled...
... Oh wait I'm a guy, these things are funny to me... Hahaha, good one :laugh:
Glad to hear it juni, me? I'm bored, same as always
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant[/QUOTE]
You chauvinistic sonuva... Frankly sir I am appalled...
... Oh wait I'm a guy, these things are funny to me... Hahaha, good one :laugh:
Glad to hear it juni, me? I'm bored, same as always
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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ch85us2001
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Whats tony ranting about????????????????????? :laugh:
:laugh:[url=tamriel-rebuilt.org]Tamriel Rebuilt and,[/url] [url="http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chus_Mod_Forum/index.php?"]My Mod Fansite[/url]
I am the Lord of Programming, and your Mother Board, and your RAR Unpacker, and Your Runtime Engine, can tell you all about it
I am the Lord of Programming, and your Mother Board, and your RAR Unpacker, and Your Runtime Engine, can tell you all about it
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TonyMontana1638
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[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Whats tony ranting about????????????????????? :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Same ol' chus, same ol'... What's going on bud?
:laugh:[/QUOTE]Same ol' chus, same ol'... What's going on bud?
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Hello to all... Is slade back yet?[/QUOTE]
Hi everyone
yeah Im back tony
Hi everyone
yeah Im back tony
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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ch85us2001
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My-my-my-my morrowind works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OS dumped me last night, and slade disowned me. :laugh:
And you?????????
OS dumped me last night, and slade disowned me.
:laugh: And you?????????
[url=tamriel-rebuilt.org]Tamriel Rebuilt and,[/url] [url="http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chus_Mod_Forum/index.php?"]My Mod Fansite[/url]
I am the Lord of Programming, and your Mother Board, and your RAR Unpacker, and Your Runtime Engine, can tell you all about it
I am the Lord of Programming, and your Mother Board, and your RAR Unpacker, and Your Runtime Engine, can tell you all about it
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]You chauvinistic sonuva... Frankly sir I am appalled...
... Oh wait I'm a guy, these things are funny to me... Hahaha, good one :laugh:[/QUOTE]It was amongst others the high MCP level that made me hesitate to post it.
But it's such a nice play on words.
... Oh wait I'm a guy, these things are funny to me... Hahaha, good one :laugh:[/QUOTE]It was amongst others the high MCP level that made me hesitate to post it.
But it's such a nice play on words.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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TonyMontana1638
- Posts: 4598
- Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:10 pm
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[QUOTE=slade]Hi everyone
yeah Im back tony [/QUOTE]
Bout damn time , you've been missed .
And yes lestat, it's a very nice play on words... I was just being goofy.
OS dumped you?! :speech:
... Can you give me her number?
yeah Im back tony
[/QUOTE]Bout damn time
, you've been missed .And yes lestat, it's a very nice play on words... I was just being goofy.
OS dumped you?! :speech:
... Can you give me her number?
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."