The Tap and Tea

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:12 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]She is in the West though, so you won't have to worry about a high alcohol content.

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What makes you so sure of that ?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:14 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]DW, while pouring vodka in his mouth (and up his nose!) I thought that maybe we should invtie Fas to assist in the force feeding.

He is going on holidays soon... :laugh:[/QUOTE]

*snicker* Sounds entertaining...but I'm not even sure Fas is around

*Pours overproofed rum down Rav's throat*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:15 pm

I'm hoping I'll forget the word snap now...

*getting drunk provides a rush of strength and vitality I never knew I had. I bust out of the ropes* Now, whatcha going to do? :devil:

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:16 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I'm hoping I'll forget the word snap now...

*getting drunk provides a rush of strength and vitality I never knew I had. I bust out of the ropes* Now, whatcha going to do? :devil:[/QUOTE]

I think I'll watch in amusement when you figure out DW has backup leather one's added underneath. It is her rack, after all.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:18 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I'm hoping I'll forget the word snap now...

*getting drunk provides a rush of strength and vitality I never knew I had. I bust out of the ropes* Now, whatcha going to do? :devil:[/QUOTE]

*places a burlap sack over Rav's head and finds some marine grade rope with which to quickly tie him, (on top of the leather that is) waits for Hill to come along with his syringe*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:21 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*places a burlap sack over Rav's head and finds some marine grade rope with which to quickly tie him, (on top of the leather that is) waits for Hill to come along with his syringe*

[/QUOTE]

*Open's leather coat*

*shows line of syringes attatched inside*

Which one? :devil: Seconol? That'll quiet him down a bit.

*looks down*

Oops, I forgot why I wear this long overcoat....

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:22 pm

:speech: *takes a shot*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:27 pm

It's a conspiracy against me!

*effects of alcohol negate Hill's sedative*
*brings out a well concealed swiss army knife and cuts through the ropes...all the while planning the next move...*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:28 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]*Open's leather coat*

*shows line of syringes attatched inside*

Which one? :devil: Seconol? That'll quiet him down a bit.

*looks down*

Oops, I forgot why I wear this long overcoat....

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:speech: :speech: :speech:
Haven't you heard yet about the advantages of trousers?

Hmm... In terms of settling Rav, I'll leave that to your expertise

@Athena,
:laugh:

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:30 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]:speech: :speech: :speech:
Haven't you heard yet about the advantages of trousers?

Hmm... In terms of settling Rav, I'll leave that to your expertise

@Athena,
:laugh:[/QUOTE]

Apparently they are something that you use when not wearing your lab coat or a long leather overcoat.

You now know what my night job is.

Settling Rav? The special syringe is not injecting Ravvy, no siree.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:41 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Apparently they are something that you use when not wearing your lab coat or a long leather overcoat.

You now know what my night job is.

[/QUOTE]

Well, that just scares me....

:laugh:
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Settling Rav? The special syringe is not injecting Ravvy, no siree.

[/QUOTE]

THAT is one injection that I definitely wouldn't want to have anyway. :speech: :speech:

*sneaks away to the darkness and observes while they bicker about 'treatments'*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:48 pm

[QUOTE=Hill]You now know what my night job is.

Settling Rav? The special syringe is not injecting Ravvy, no siree.[/QUOTE]

Those two statements contradict one another. I was under the impression your night job involved a syringe, a leather trenchcoat, and a fedora.....

[QUOTE=Rav]Well, that just scares me...[/QUOTE]
And so it should....

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:56 pm

Tsk. I'm going to seek the safety of sleep. Even Hill can't reach me there.....

Night everyone.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:58 pm

Night Rav.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:59 pm

Night Rav,
and don't count on your dreams being safe from Hill's perversions...

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:16 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Night Rav,
and don't count on your dreams being safe from Hill's perversions...

[/QUOTE]

Heh heh, the tickets are bought...

Onwards to Ravvy's mental lala Joy Joy land!

Well, my nightjob does not involve that sort of use of a syringe, my lady.

Night Rav.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:19 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Heh heh, the tickets are bought...

Onwards to Ravvy's mental lala Joy Joy land!

Well, my nightjob does not involve that sort of use of a syringe, my lady.

[/QUOTE]

Poor Rav... the trauma that awaits...

Hmm... I suppose that is probably a *good* thing, come to think of it....

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:19 pm

So how long will it be before someone jumps out from under his bed???????????????

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:20 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Poor Rav... the trauma that awaits...

Hmm... I suppose that is probably a *good* thing, come to think of it....

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Don't worry, he has been posting here for over half a year now. He's nice and softened up from your gentle ministrations online.

Most likely. For some reason, that reminded me of what I was called some time ago in the SF... :speech:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:31 pm

[QUOTE=Chu]So how long will it be before someone jumps out from under his bed??????????????? [/QUOTE]

Ask Hill, he has the tickets to Rav's land of slumber :speech:

[QUOTE=Hill]Don't worry, he has been posting here for over half a year now. He's nice and softened up from your gentle ministrations online.

Most likely. For some reason, that reminded me of what I was called some time ago in the SF...[/QUOTE]

I hadn't realised he'd spent so much time in the dungeon....

Though, the ministrations weren't carried out by me, that's why I have staff

And what were you called in the SF?