The Tap and Tea

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:32 pm

So, whats going in the world of SYM?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:33 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]So, whats going in the world of SYM?[/QUOTE]

I'm drunk Phreddie. Good and drunk and with no one to play with until my brother and I head to the club.

Hehe, I got what you originally said there Athena! Ha.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:35 pm

LMAO Mag, what are you Talking about?!

I have been drinking martinis jeager bombs cape codders and wine you drunk sot. Happy chriSTmASS!

and chocolate espresso martinis are great

oh and I forgot the red bull and belvedere

*symphony*

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:37 pm

Well, bite me. I'm stuck with no wine left, and raspberry vodka with no mixer now.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:38 pm

Im going to say a few things, get the crap beaten out of me, then sit down and cry.

1. I dont drink, never have, doubt I ever will.
2. Alcohol is satan! Repent ye sinners, lay down the bottle and pick up the Book.
3. Remember, it pays off more if you can remember her name and telephone number in the morning so as you can get your wallet back.

*runs from drunks*

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:39 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Im going to say a few things, get the crap beaten out of me, then sit down and cry.

1. I dont drink, never have, doubt I ever will.
2. Alcohol is satan! Repent ye sinners, lay down the bottle and pick up the Book.
3. Remember, it pays off more if you can remember her name and telephone number in the morning so as you can get your wallet back.

*runs from drunks*[/QUOTE]

I'm quoting this so I can show Luis and DW and the rest later. Where'd my knife go?

Stupid booze...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:46 pm

*drops match into open bottle of liquor, chucks into liquor cabinet*
What you mean this knife? *throws knife into blazing inferno of liquor cabinet.*

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:47 pm

Um, I'm sure you'll be vunerable until the end of days, Phred. and Alcohol is for grownups. *hands him some hot cocoa*

*sings in symphony*
Mag drink it straight
use a shot glass
soon you'll be more smashed
drink in moderation so your supply will last
you through the sunday stew
into munday a bottle new

*edit*

Jewish people love garlic

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:49 pm

Singing about me again?

*kicks Phreddie* You don't burn booze unless your grilling with it!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:51 pm

Athena if you think teens dont drink, youve got another thing coming, Im one of the few straight people in my school, i.e. dont drink dont smoke etc.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:54 pm

We used to sodomise people who wasted good booze.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:54 pm

I just had the most amazing fondue!

I love you swizzes!

O Italia, Italia, Switzerland's your neighbor...

(plays od rock song 'you gottanother thing comin!')

Wasting good booze?! Nonsence! To the whitewasher!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:57 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]*drops match into open bottle of liquor, chucks into liquor cabinet*
What you mean this knife? *throws knife into blazing inferno of liquor cabinet.*[/QUOTE]

Glad I had time to drop back in quickly.

Phreddie, what have I already told you about trying to trash the place? Do you really want to meet the crocs AGAIN ?

Now, be a good boy, drink your hot cocoa just over there in the corner, and nobody will get hurt. Capiche?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:59 pm

:devil: What She said. . .

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:59 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Athena if you think teens dont drink, youve got another thing coming, Im one of the few straight people in my school, i.e. dont drink dont smoke etc.[/QUOTE]

Psst, she's trying to be a responsible young lady. I know lots of people that started drinking younger than I did. My brother, and all of my friends included.

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker] We used to sodomise people who wasted good booze.[/QUOTE]

:laugh: I have limits and rules regarding that one, but, me too.

Athena is spouting about Italy and Sweden now?

@DW, You aren't Italian are you?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:42 pm

BS... put the plunger down....

DW... crocs like me, think I smell good, but not tasty, kinda like a pot pouri for crocs so to speak... ill go sit int he corner.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:45 pm

*whips at Magrus* pay attention, I'm Italian, and I just ate fondue. I love fondue. And if you were my horse and I was to ride you, I would condition you with my whip to later yield in place of the whip to my leg. Now do you understand? :mischief:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:47 pm

1. I know your Italian.
2. I told you to bite me, not whip me.
3. I could care less whether it's your whip or your leg if you were riding me.

Yeah, I think I understand. Now, off to find water.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:49 pm

MAG, I wipped AT you, I didn't WHIP you, there's a difference, oh disobedient one. :mischief:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:52 pm

*mutters* I think you're taking this "conditioning" thing farther than I thought it would go. Somehow my being drunk and all of this is making me think this is a very bad thing. Ooooh....Deep Purple...