One word for that...ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Strange holes in clothes?
[QUOTE=Robnark]since then, he has taken to wearing underpants more regularly
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One word for that...ewwwwwwwwwwww.
One word for that...ewwwwwwwwwwww.
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[QUOTE=jopperm2]@ galuf, A whole team of people at my office, my supervisor included, dressed up like pirates last Halloween.[/QUOTE]
LOL - whole different interpretation of "corporate piracy", eh? Still, though, what that says about the business ethics in your office...

LOL - whole different interpretation of "corporate piracy", eh? Still, though, what that says about the business ethics in your office...
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
My friend today, had this hole in the seem of her shirt on her side today. I was too drunk to mention it, and frankly, I didn't want her to change because of where it was. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Robnark]a friend of mine once managed to split his trousers quite dramatically. we went out one night, and the only pair he had were his manky old work trousers. they were quite tight - and I suspect he had put on some weight since buying them - and, as he sat down quickly, they split. completely.
the rip started just below the fly, and it rapidly spread in both directions, only stopping when it reached the strip of denim around the top. the legs were held together only by that strip and a button.
since then, he has taken to wearing underpants more regularly
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ROFL!!!
Actually I can somewhat relate. I haven't gained weight, but I do have a tendency to wear jeans until they are quite literally threadbare....
The other day I was..er.. going commando... and while out I had several whistles directed at me. I was really annoyed because I hate that kind of thing...
Upon my arrival home I discovered that I had developed a medium-sized rip just below my back pocket...

the rip started just below the fly, and it rapidly spread in both directions, only stopping when it reached the strip of denim around the top. the legs were held together only by that strip and a button.
since then, he has taken to wearing underpants more regularly
ROFL!!!
Actually I can somewhat relate. I haven't gained weight, but I do have a tendency to wear jeans until they are quite literally threadbare....
The other day I was..er.. going commando... and while out I had several whistles directed at me. I was really annoyed because I hate that kind of thing...
Upon my arrival home I discovered that I had developed a medium-sized rip just below my back pocket...
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]ROFL!!!
Actually I can somewhat relate. I haven't gained weight, but I do have a tendency to wear jeans until they are quite literally threadbare....
The other day I was..er.. going commando... and while out I had several whistles directed at me. I was really annoyed because I hate that kind of thing...
Upon my arrival home I discovered that I had developed a medium-sized rip just below my back pocket...
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Going commando? Wonderful phrase.
Actually I can somewhat relate. I haven't gained weight, but I do have a tendency to wear jeans until they are quite literally threadbare....
The other day I was..er.. going commando... and while out I had several whistles directed at me. I was really annoyed because I hate that kind of thing...
Upon my arrival home I discovered that I had developed a medium-sized rip just below my back pocket...
Going commando? Wonderful phrase.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Going commando? Wonderful phrase.
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Wow, Going commando brings back such embarrising memories of things that shouldn't be seen while commando
. If you catch what I'm saying. 
Wow, Going commando brings back such embarrising memories of things that shouldn't be seen while commando
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]Wow, Going commando brings back such embarrising memories of things that shouldn't be seen while commando
. If you catch what I'm saying.
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Indeed, my last few gf's simply did away with wearing such garments when with me. They got in my way and weren't all that necessary. It was cute of them to do so for me.
I remember a friend of my brothers got stuck with only one pair of clean clothes, and his mother had shrank them. He didn't notice, threw them on, ran for the bus as he was late and it sunk in how tight they were once on the bus. He ripped right out of his shorts and everything in the middle of leaving the bus. Sort of like how that jacket got ripped in Tommy Boy only with shorts and boxers. Oh, was he mad at his mother and horribly embarrassed for days.
Indeed, my last few gf's simply did away with wearing such garments when with me. They got in my way and weren't all that necessary. It was cute of them to do so for me.
I remember a friend of my brothers got stuck with only one pair of clean clothes, and his mother had shrank them. He didn't notice, threw them on, ran for the bus as he was late and it sunk in how tight they were once on the bus. He ripped right out of his shorts and everything in the middle of leaving the bus. Sort of like how that jacket got ripped in Tommy Boy only with shorts and boxers. Oh, was he mad at his mother and horribly embarrassed for days.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=smokingcat13]I tend to use Lye sometimes...for...recreational use...haha..ya....so it gets on my clothes when I don't notice and after I wash them there are good size burn holes in some of my favorite shirts![/QUOTE]
Crazyness...that stuff isn't fun if you get it on you.
Crazyness...that stuff isn't fun if you get it on you.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Crazyness...that stuff isn't fun if you get it on you.
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I know exactly what you mean!
I know exactly what you mean!
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
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long sleeve or short?
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
I'm reviving this thing. I found, well, see, there's this hole I never noticed before in my pj pants. There was a party, and I stumbled about drunk in the things, and Rachel's cute young friend pointed the hole out. Quite embarrassing.
Rachel said it's only the second time she's seen me blush. :laugh:
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Oh yeah, and then there was that pair of boxers that actually ripped at work while I was wearing them!
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This past summer I was gardening with my mom and a friend at a client's house. Anyway, you know the place where the back pocket goes on the jeans, how it stretches and wears thin? . . . yeah . . .
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*riiIIIppPP*
'Why didn't you tell me these pants are ripped?!'[/INDENT]
not to mention I wear thongs . . . yeah, it was drafty.
[INDENT]*bends down*
*riiIIIppPP*
'Why didn't you tell me these pants are ripped?!'[/INDENT]
not to mention I wear thongs . . . yeah, it was drafty.
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@ Galuf, I've been there. I hate when that happens!
@ Athena, that happened to Rachel one time years ago when she was at the beach with her sister and some old friends near our apartment. She didn't quite pay enough attention to the fact she had grown too big for her clothes, and ripped straight through the back of her pants one day. She was so far from sober she didn't care, and she had less than you did on underneath that day. :laugh:
@ Athena, that happened to Rachel one time years ago when she was at the beach with her sister and some old friends near our apartment. She didn't quite pay enough attention to the fact she had grown too big for her clothes, and ripped straight through the back of her pants one day. She was so far from sober she didn't care, and she had less than you did on underneath that day. :laugh:
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Well gosh, some of us are just kinky by nature. Hi Mag. 
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[QUOTE=Athena]Well gosh, some of us are just kinky by nature. Hi Mag.
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Heh, indeed. Hey there.
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]From reading the last few posts, I may have to rethink my beach boycott.[/QUOTE]
The fun happens on the stretches of beaches where you're not supposed to be. This is where you stumble upon the younger people getting wasted on the edge of lakes and such. :laugh:
Heh, indeed. Hey there.
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]From reading the last few posts, I may have to rethink my beach boycott.[/QUOTE]
The fun happens on the stretches of beaches where you're not supposed to be. This is where you stumble upon the younger people getting wasted on the edge of lakes and such. :laugh:
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"