The Tap and Tea

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:41 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]*nods* A conscience can make you confess to dirty things youve done. *hides pile of kittens*[/QUOTE]
You know, instead of hiding the pile, you could always put them into wet burlap sack, and use them effectively as a weapon...

Just sayin' is all

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:44 pm

You wouldnt happen to have a sack would ya Aegis? I feel rather Vulnerable in my home with only a handful of kitchen knives, a few pocket knives, several aersol cans adn some matches... an extra sack loaded with a brace of kittens would be helpful...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:47 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]You wouldnt happen to have a sack would ya Aegis? I feel rather Vulnerable in my home with only a handful of kitchen knives, a few pocket knives, several aersol cans adn some matches... an extra sack loaded with a brace of kittens would be helpful...[/QUOTE]
No sack! Only Togas... And Fish! Lots and lots of Fish! I have fish by the school-fulls!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:50 pm

Chu confidently stated, "Fourty-Two is the answer to all things. Now, my brother, will you swing your great Cod along side my Sword????????" . . . . . .

Who told you about my Cod!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:51 pm

42!!!!!!!!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:52 pm

[QUOTE=Aegis]No sack! Only Togas... And Fish! Lots and lots of Fish! I have fish by the school-fulls!

[/QUOTE]
togas.... fish... school... EGADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aegis your the Lunch Lady at my school arent you?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:52 pm

[QUOTE=Aegis]Who told you about my Cod!

[/QUOTE]
*coughblackmailmaterialcough*

I would be honored to swing my sword with youre Large smelly fish.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:55 pm

Aegis you and your... cod... are a topic of much conversation around the board.

Chu didnt we kinda... you know... dismember your sword?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:57 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]

Chu didnt we kinda... you know... dismember your sword?[/QUOTE]
My sword is made of metal and wood, you cant dismember it.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:00 pm

Um... ever heard of playing with matches?

And chu... you can have to much fiber, iron, and zainc in your diet you know...

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:03 pm

2 more till five thousand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May I say ;

1

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:12 pm

@ Aegis and Chu,
roflmao!!! :laugh:

great posts everyone, lol!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:28 pm

5,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Cat? Im a kitty cat! And I dance dance dance dance dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*orders Whiskey for everyone*

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:12 pm

good...whisky...

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:53 am

I want a full bottle of Wild Turkey, no glasses please, just the bottle.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:22 am

I was just playing Morrowind, and oddly enough, one of the player-made mods I have downloaded ("Solstheim Castle") features one of the best renditions of "Drunken Sailor," I've heard. It's by a group called The Yarmouth Shantymen.
Unfortunately, I can't post the actual song itself, but here is one version of the lyrics..which seem oddly apt for this place.

DRUNKEN SAILOR

WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR
EARLY IN THE MORNING

chorus;
WHEY HEY AND UP SHE RISES
WHEY HEY AND UP SHE RISES
WHEY HEY AND UP SHE RISES
EARLY IN THE MORNING

PUT HIM IN THE SCUPPERS WITH A HOSE-PIPE ON HIM PUT HIM IN THE SCUPPERS WITH A HOSE-PIPE ON HIM
PUT HIM IN THE SCUPPERS WITH A HOSE-PIPE ON HIM
EARLY IN THE MORNING

PUT HIM IN THE LONGBOAT UNTIL HE'S SOBER
PUT HIM IN THE LONGBOAT UNTIL HE'S SOBER
PUT HIM IN THE LONGBOAT UNTIL HE'S SOBER
EARLY IN THE MORNING

TIE HIM BY THE LEGS IN A RUNNING BOWLINE
TIE HIM BY THE LEGS IN A RUNNING BOWLINE
TIE HIM BY THE LEGS IN A RUNNING BOWLINE
EARLY IN THE MORNING

And here's another variation

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:23 am

Aegis wrote:You know, instead of hiding the pile, you could always put them into wet burlap sack, and use them effectively as a weapon...

Just sayin' is all

Or you can always do that 'Bag and Liver' trick that Lestat taught us (and perfected) for lonely nights...

Who told you about my Cod!

Whoops.

Well, to my defence, he was my historian apprentice, I was under the influence of good whisky and I was still euphoric about having a set of nylons that lasted longer than a day...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:30 am

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Or you can always do that 'Bag and Liver' trick that Lestat taught us (and perfected) for lonely nights...

Whoops.

Well, to my defence, he was my historian apprentice, I was under the influence of good whisky and I was still euphoric about having a set of nylons that lasted longer than a day...

[/QUOTE]
Well, 'least you will be respecting the fact that when the chips are down, and the ammo is out, me and my swinging cod will be there save the day

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:31 am

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]
Whoops.

Well, to my defence, he was my historian apprentice, I was under the influence of good whisky and I was still euphoric about having a set of nylons that lasted longer than a day...

[/QUOTE]

I thought we had already went over the fact that those extremely sheer, brand name nylons rarely last longer than an hour....

EDIT
Especially if Aegis and his swinging cod are in the vicinity... :speech:

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:41 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I thought we had already went over the fact that those extremely sheer, brand name nylons rarely last longer than an hour....

EDIT
Especially if Aegis and his swinging cod are in the vicinity... :speech:[/QUOTE]

Erm... why would I ever want Aegis' cod anywhere near my legs?

(btw, it's a labcoat that I accidentally spilled strawberry juice all over, not a dress. Seriously, I'm too clumsly IRL)