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Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:03 am

@DJ. What did you use to bait the traps?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:05 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]@Kipi: Well, I've tried placing baited traps around me house and it only caught Pixies. Now, if elves don't come to that, as far as I'm concerned, they don't exist.[/QUOTE]

Ahh, you need the Elf-Trap 2000! Comes with free bait guaranteed to catch any of those pesky Elves! Why if you do not catch an elf within 28 days, we'll give you your money back...and a free trip to Elf-hater land! :devil:

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:07 am

@Fiona: With the normal kind of bait, you know, worms and the stuff

@Rav: Oooo sounds expensive. How much?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:09 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]@Rav: Oooo sounds expensive. How much?[/QUOTE]

For you? Free!

Though you'll owe me a favour...of my choosing...at any time... :devil:
Or you could give me your soul. *nods* That'd work.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:11 am

Hmmm, I WOULD give you my soul, but I've already put it up for auction on eBay. So instead, how about I give you the soul of a stray cat? And if you deliver tomorrow, I'll throw in its mate's soul too?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:12 am

*sucks air through teeth* Ahh, I can't accept that. Have you any idea how useless a feline soul is? Nope, only a human soul will do...

Just find someone useless.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:15 am

*raises briefly from the crypts of superslow internet connections*
Of course there is an Underworld in the SF.
And it's very nice and comfy, thank you so much.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:17 am

Aw Lestat. I thought that got fixed yesterday

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:17 am

Hi Lestat.

I didn't see the Underworld Entrance on the SF map.

The Internet is still slow for you? Tsk.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:19 am

*scratches butt*

Well, I only have a few human souls left, and I'm planning on using them in an experiment.

So fine, I'll take the favour option.

*shudders*

Bugger Lestat, don't trust em.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:20 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]*sucks air through teeth* Ahh, I can't accept that. Have you any idea how useless a feline soul is? Nope, only a human soul will do...

Just find someone useless.

[/QUOTE]
How about.... Phreddie???

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:20 am

You don't think chu has been less than entirely open, do you

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:21 am

@DJV, Ehhhxcellent. :devil:
Enjoy your Elf-Trap 2000 sir!

@Kip, well, I was never going to say it.

@Fiona, I'd never think that...

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:22 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]@DJV, Ehhhxcellent. :devil:
Enjoy your Elf-Trap 2000 sir!

@Kip, well, I was never going to say it.

[/QUOTE]
What if you give me Elf-Trap 2000, and you can have the soul of Phreddie??

:devil:

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:24 am

Time to catch me some elves...

Uhhh Rav, how does it work?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:24 am

I didn't know Phreddie had a soul

Mellez · Post by **Mellez** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:25 am

hey

hi guys, im back. how are u all 2day.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:26 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Uhhh Rav, how does it work?[/QUOTE]

Have a look at your handy Taiwanese instruction manual in all the languages of the orient. And don't forget to put it together first. 10 minutes tops. :devil:

Welcome back Mellez.
I'm fine.

Mellez · Post by **Mellez** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:26 am

oops never mind, g2g, i gotta help mom clear up the house, we are having visitors 2day.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:26 am

Hi Mellez. I'm good. I've got a full set of letters and numbers on my keyboard

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