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dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:28 am

Pffft, instructions are for idiots. I'm perfectly capable of breaking this on my own.

*5 hours later*

Aaah, so that's how you open the box to get out the pieces...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:29 am

Uh...bye Mellez.

@DJV, you know, the manual is INSIDE the box? :laugh:

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:31 am

Yeah, I just learnt how to open it.

RAV! Half the pieces are missing!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:33 am

No, you just have to dig through all the styrofoam to get to them.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:35 am

Oh, I see. Okay that's there, that's there, that's - BUBBLE WRAP!

POP! POP! POP! POP!

Hehehe this is so fun

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:37 am

What? There's Bubble-Wrap! That shouldn't be in there!

*calls the production plant in Taiwan*
Why are you spending money on Bubble-Wrap?!
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Ooh. Good reason. Too good. You're fired!

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:40 am

Okay, stop getting distracted.

Now, what have we got here.

Oh, hey, I wonder if I can hit the trigger before it zaps me.

Ow. Ow! OW!

Hmmm, maybe if I...

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:44 am

Oh, um...Injury Disclaimer: Anyone injured (other than the intended elves) is an oversight on the part of the user rather than the production company. Anyone using this product does so at THEIR OWN RISK!

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:45 am

@Fiona
Yes, Phred has soul, it's just so twisted that one may think that it does not exists

So, Rav, is it a deal??

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:46 am

Are we ready to go aquesting for the Seven Parts of the Goat of the Holy Spamme?

Rav! Dont mention styrofoam in here, Chu will have a seizure, and probably end up running around, then he will trip and fall on the CS... BRILLIANT!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:47 am

@Kip, Oh, yes. His soul will no doubt prove a valuable addition to my collection. :devil:
Enjoy your new Elf-Trap 2000 sir!

@Phreddie, no doubt. I'll keep mentioning the unspellable word that is styrofoam.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:50 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]@Kip, Oh, yes. His soul will no doubt prove a valuable addition to my collection. :devil:
Enjoy your new Elf-Trap 2000 sir!

[/QUOTE]
*takes packet*
Thank you.

Now, who is going to tell Phreddie that Rav owns him now

:devil::devil:

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:50 am

Alright, I've finally completed it... now we play the waiting game...

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:53 am

Heh, now I have nerdy feeling, two comps at my desktop, and both of them running

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:53 am

@Kip, it's a box actually.

Oh, Phreddie will find out for himself...from the inside of a big glass jar. :devil:

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:54 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]@Kip, it's a box actually.

Oh, Phreddie will find out for himself...from the inside of a big glass jar. :devil:[/QUOTE]
*sight*
Playing Jon Irenicus again?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:56 am

Word from Essex is swiftly conveyed to Elfhame. The Assassin Elves leave soon after…..

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:58 am

@Kip, Eminence Grise actually.

*nods* There are Black Ops elves too. They run the Christmas Operation.

Oh, if anything happens to me, all the elves operations are revealed and the traps are given to governments to devise Anti-Elf weapons.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:58 am

@Kipi: I didn't realised he stopped playing him.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:59 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]Word from Essex is swiftly conveyed to Elfhame. The Assassin Elves leave soon after…..[/QUOTE]
ah, good, that means I can catch some

[QUOTE=Ravager]
@Kip, Eminence Grise actually.
[/QUOTE]
well, IMO Irenicus fits better to your role, and especially to your role in KIT NOCK .devil::devil:

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