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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:06 am

Yeah, you're probably right.
Irenicus ends up dead, who wants that?
I'll just combine the two I think, come up with something unique.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:07 am

Bypassing Australian and all northern countries the stealth elves arrive in Essex.

Capturing several of the bunn-ays they torture them to reveal the murky capitalist lair of Ravager the Bad Rascally Rabbit

Gaining entry is laughably simple for the elves. They find the childish traps and disarm them. All the details destined to reassure the government that the elves are benign replace the original documents

Ravager is stolen away and taken back to Elfhame, with all his shoes. Ravager is now the replacement for Tam Linn and order is restored in Elfhame

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:10 am

Muhahaha, that was my plan all along. Little did they know I had Rav implanted with a tracking device, now I know where their secret base is.

CHARGE!!!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:11 am

*The operation centre in Taiwan fails to contact Ravager and as planned, 48 hours later they hold a press conference revealing to the world the true nature of the elves and how to defeat the evil stealhy creatures. The world prepares for war if Ravager is not released from the evil clutches of the elves.*

Or we could just follow DJV's plan. You're a true friend.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:16 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]*The operation centre in Taiwan fails to contact Ravager and as planned, 48 hours later they hold a press conference revealing to the world the true nature of the elves and how to defeat the evil stealhy creatures. The world prepares for war if Ravager is not released from the evil clutches of the elves.*

Or we could just follow DJV's plan. You're a true friend.

[/QUOTE]
*After finding out the location of the base, Kipi launches his special forces to capture as many elves as possible, and releasing Rav during the raid. After the base is radied, Kipi launches nuclear missile, which destroys the whole base*

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:18 am

Concerning the entrance to the Underworld: I have my own 'special' room in the SF, now where do you think that entrance might be.

@ Fiona: were the Plains of Tallisker added to the map in an attempt to lure me into the story

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dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:19 am

*Uses the capture of Rav to loot his factory and steal several of the Elf catchers.*

Good work team, we've accomplished good today.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:21 am

Ahh, good work. *confiscates back own products* I'll overlook this indiscretion shall I?

@Lestat, oh, the entrance is behind the Iron Maiden?

@DJV, when you were looking into Fireworks for me, did you find the equivalent to Photoshop's Stroke command?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:24 am

The elven queen escapes with her captive. Ravager is immediately tithed to hell and the hell hordes are unleashed against DJ, Kipi and Taiwan. Taken by surprise in the moment of victory they are ovewhelmed and utterly destroyed.

In gratitude the Chinese government gives the remaining elves a new home on he sacred mountain where elfhame is rebuilt. Elves live happily ever after

@ Lestat. Who, me?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:26 am

Darn. I knew I should have got China's backing. :laugh:
*teleports back out of Hell...with stories to tell*

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:27 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]@Lestat, oh, the entrance is behind the Iron Maiden?

[/QUOTE]That might be it, why don't you step inside and see for yourself.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:28 am

"Is there anything that can handle this heat" Rav cried out. Venom whistled, and in an instant, his trusty, reliable, and best of all, huge barbecue arrived. It sped through the horde, smashing enemies left, right and centre. The captives leapt onto and fleed, safe again from the tyrannical elves.

Yes I did, I'll go find it again.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:28 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]
*teleports back out of Hell...with stories to tell*[/QUOTE]

How.....unromantic

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:29 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]How.....unromantic

[/QUOTE]

Was I supposed to bring you chocolates or a bottle of wine? I can never remember which.

@DJV, Ooh, destruction from an angry barbie! :laugh:
Thanks.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:30 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]@ Lestat. Who, me?[/QUOTE]You're mentioned as co-author on the map.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:31 am

*raises from the ashes*
Nooooooo!!
My army!!!

Those elves are going to suffer!!!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:31 am

JOKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought of this one ALL by myself.

Ok.

Whats the best time to Roleplay????????????????????????????????

Elven O' Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:32 am

[QUOTE=Lestat]You're mentioned as co-author on the map.[/QUOTE]

I hadn't noticed that. Can't trust anyone these days.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:33 am

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]JOKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought of this one ALL by myself.

Ok.

Whats the best time to Roleplay????????????????????????????????

Elven O' Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/QUOTE]
LMAO!!!!!

:laugh::laugh:
That one was great!

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:33 am

Chu, love the lameness

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