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the Witch King would like to take this moment to thank Ick918, ianatony, Kypy, Patty, magrus, ravager, Tony, Maharlika and BuckSanta for the birthday wishes.

the Witch King would like to take this moment to say "DIE A SLOW DEATH" to the rest of you. some of you have known the Witch King for years and did not wish him well, though others the Witch King does not even know did. the Witch King is not pleased. have a care.

further, the Witch King would like to take this moment to point out that His birthday is in JULY. therefore, he can only assume that you are all in some way attempting some sort of ill-advised conspiracy against the Witch King. this is not wise. dos't thou think His eyes blind?? that, because it's been long since He has been to this den, that His agents wouldn't notify Him of this???

He shall FLAME you all... your weak judeo-christian-islamic-hindoo Gods will never recognize even your ashes.
Come not between the Witch King and his prey, or he will not slay thee in thy turn, but will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the lidless Eye.
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Post by Ravager »

Hmm. Odd. That happened to me too. Someone thought it was my birthday in December and started a thread though it wasn't... :confused:

Ooh. Maybe it was a conspiracy started by Luis! I didn't check to see whether it was your birthday...
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*whistles* Your profile says your birthday was new years day. :p

Still, you're welcome, and flame on. :laugh:
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Interesting, we must study this "creature" more. Yes, very interesting.

Ohwell, hey man. The only reason I didnt wish you happy b day, is I dont know you. So, if it really bothers you that much, then happy early or late birthday, Flame someone else, and make sure to note its white wine with ashes. :D
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Chu is right, and I your name was on the birthday -list that day, so... :p ;) :)
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It's cos he's a king - they get two birthdays :laugh:

Happy OFFICIAL birthday, your maj
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What's this, eh? You purposely fill in your birthdate wrongly, so you can mutter about conspiracies in january and complain about not having a birthday thread in july?

I think it's time you put that awakening to a good use and update your Profile. (It's in the top bar, right under the advertisement.)

It's outrageous.

Greetings, your faithful Duke, ick918.

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*shoots hole in Iky's bucket* Carry on then. :mischief:
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Post by ik911 »

*no longer has water against flames and would be completely defenseless, if it wasn't for five things*
1. Witch King doesn't come to SYM often.
2. Witch King doesn't know me at all.
3. Witch King has been absent for so long he lost touch of flaming.
4. Witch King is a bit scared.
5. Witch King doesn't read this all. He's busy maintaining the illusion of a life.
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I'll have to concur there, still, I got to ruin your shiny bucket. :D
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[QUOTE=ik911]*no longer has water against flames and would be completely defenseless, if it wasn't for five things*
1. Witch King doesn't come to SYM often.
2. Witch King doesn't know me at all.
3. Witch King has been absent for so long he lost touch of flaming.
4. Witch King is a bit scared.
5. Witch King doesn't read this all. He's busy maintaining the illusion of a life.[/QUOTE]
Bad Newbie. Do not touch the Witch King. You never know when he is a carrier for some manner of impotency causing disease. Hell, even just speaking to him could be enough. ;) :cool:
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Witch King=Impotence, beware.

*nods* Good to know.
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[QUOTE=Aegis]Bad Newbie. Do not touch the Witch King. You never know when he is a carrier for some manner of impotency causing disease. Hell, even just speaking to him could be enough. ;) :cool: [/QUOTE]
Well i guess that explains alot, that does. :D
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[QUOTE=Phreddie]Well i guess that explains alot, that does. :D [/QUOTE]
Finally got yourself an answer there for why Little Phreddie seems to be on the fritz, eh. :p
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[QUOTE=Aegis]Finally got yourself and answer there for why Little Phreddie seems to be on the fritz, eh. :p [/QUOTE]

*snickers* I was waiting for that. Thank you.
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[QUOTE=Witch King]the Witch King would like to take this moment to say "DIE A SLOW DEATH" to the rest of you. some of you have known the Witch King for years and did not wish him well, though others the Witch King does not even know did. the Witch King is not pleased.[/QUOTE]It’s rather an ill day for a birthday, so I personally, in my wisdom, decided not rub your nose in the disgrace. Did you know that some schlock author of pulp fantasy was born on this day? I bet you did not, unknowledgeable one.
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As the mighty Witch-King awakes and wipes the Sleep out of his eyes, he notices the full moon shining bright through the only window into his den. "Strange" thinks the erstwhile Witch-King and as the nights cloak of existential dread falls away he realises that it is actually Curdis mooning him!

Flame that Britch-Spring! - Curdis !
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[QUOTE=Curdis]As the mighty Witch-King awakes and wipes the Sleep out of his eyes, he notices the full moon shining bright through the only window into his den. "Strange" thinks the erstwhile Witch-King and as the nights cloak of existential dread falls away he realises that it is actually Curdis mooning him!

Flame that Britch-Spring! - Curdis ![/QUOTE]
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Great, all the spammers of old are comming back, time for a huntin trip :D
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[QUOTE=Demortis]Great, all the spammers of old are comming back, time for a huntin trip :D [/QUOTE]

You wouldn't stand a chance...the Rolling Thunder, the COMMS... :p

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