Story Time (Search for the Holy Spam Discussion Thread)

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:39 am

Posted my first bit

hope you guys like it. Just dont laugh, I'm on a skirt.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:38 am

Never mind Luis. It's probably a kilt

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:57 am

lol Luis,
nice post

A priest familiar who wears a kilt, ROFL!

Ik and Fiona,
Sorry about my absence, it's been a bit crazy in RL, and I haven't had very much time to myself. Today seems fairly quiet, so I should be able to get up a post in the next little while. I just need to wake up (bout of insomnia last night)

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:59 am

Wb, Dw. :d

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:27 pm

Thanks Fiona

OKay, just posted, so over to you

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:40 pm

Question, I've decided BS will play an antagonistic role in things, so I was wondering is there some color I'm supposed to post in? You know, like the whole paint by number thing where Antagonist = Orange or something?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:43 pm

That was a great post, Mr Stalker.

I think the independents can suit themselves. At least I didn't see anyone say anything about out. You choose and make a rule if you want

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:45 pm

Seeing as you are to antagonize us, I see no reason as to why we shant antagonize ye:

Post every four lines a different color like so:

Bloodstalker ran to his animal pit to find the feasel he had captured
He hoped it would be able to destroy the Holy Spam before it was found
He needed a mechanic to work on his mirror
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:47 pm

Don;'t make me post everything in black just to make you work harder.

@Fiona. Thanks, and can I take free reign with the me making the rules thing and apply it everywhere?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:49 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Question, I've decided BS will play an antagonistic role in things, so I was wondering is there some color I'm supposed to post in? You know, like the whole paint by number thing where Antagonist = Orange or something?

[/QUOTE]

*nods* I'm going irritating antogonist myself.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:51 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]*nods* I'm going irritating antogonist myself.

[/QUOTE]

It's more fun to be evil.

Or just confused.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:51 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]

@Fiona. Thanks, and can I take free reign with the me making the rules thing and apply it everywhere?

[/QUOTE]

No

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:52 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]It's more fun to be evil.

Or just confused.

[/QUOTE]

We should work together. Like a pincer move on the goody two-shoes in the story! We meet and crush them with our twisted plots. :laugh:

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:53 pm

You must:
Post in a different Font, smaller size, balck coloring.
Type your post using Shakespearian diction, meaning that you must use how now atleast once a post, your noble steed must be named moonstrider, you must have a family fued, and you must absolutly make up new words.
Post in response tot he actions of the parties with actions of your own to counter act them, while your counteractions must be easily counter-counteracted themselves.
You must leave the random solo wanderers/groups without an obejective alone till they infiltrate your Castle, which is clearly marked on the Map.
You must not change or camoflauge the location fo your stronghold.
You must keep a three headed animal to gaurd your gates, its name must be Fifi, or Phiphi.

Oh, and once I have escaped the trolls clutches, invite me over for tea via one of the lurkers stalking my group, ive been trying to think of an exit strategy for a while, for i will be taking leave shortly, and will not be able to post consistently enough to lead/follow my group.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:55 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]We should work together. Like a pincer move on the goody two-shoes in the story! We meet and crush them with our twisted plots. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Um, that's a good idea for solo's and independents :laugh:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:58 pm

Thanks!

I'm feeding the goat-thing to Tsa in the story. Objections?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:59 pm

@Mag...what makes you sure BS is competant enough to suceed at anything?

@Phreddie....You're cruising for a meeting with the Great and Mighty But Far From Effective Gender Bending Bison.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:01 pm

I was thinking we could chain them up and drag them to the college for "enlightenment" BS. Could you manage that? :laugh:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:04 pm

I'm not sure, all my experience with chains has come at an hourly rate, and I wasn;t really taking notes at the time

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:05 pm

Fair enough, we can screw up. It could be a comedy instead. :laugh: