Spam Factory
[QUOTE=Ravager]I suppose you just wanted to see if I was capable of long posts on real life subjects? :laugh:
[/QUOTE]
....I guess...you say you only do small talk.....so I guess you do small talk in great quantities
....besides you know wiht out me some places would be died....I like to say that I have revived certain places...almost to page 100...rav...I bet will definately hit it this week if Im here

Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
I suppose, once it gets started I'm better at small talk, but it depnds on who I'm talking to and what things they're interested in.
I think that it's starting it, that's the biggest problem for me.
Yep, you've been good to spam with, definitely.
Hard for me to spam a place if I'm on my own, after all.
Though, if I can persuade Yepi to get in on the act, then you'll have competitiom. :devil:
I think that it's starting it, that's the biggest problem for me.
Yep, you've been good to spam with, definitely.
Hard for me to spam a place if I'm on my own, after all.
Though, if I can persuade Yepi to get in on the act, then you'll have competitiom. :devil:
oh...sorry Rav...I had written done a little story for you...and I was about to push submit when this computer restarted
Ill try to recreate it and then submit it right befor the time is up..and then finish it when I return
Ill try to recreate it and then submit it right befor the time is up..and then finish it when I return
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
Hints from Uncle Lestat
If you have long texts to reply, write them out in word processor and then copy to GB and format.
If you have long texts to reply, write them out in word processor and then copy to GB and format.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
Uncle Lestat, are you like our Uncle Cassus Curo from MOrrowind, or are you more the Uncle who takes us out for a drink, makes us pass out,a nd then takes indecent liberties with us?
Some how I just know your a mixture of both. :speech:
Some how I just know your a mixture of both. :speech:
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Phreddie]Plan? no plan, my... uh... car broke down... yeah, and I uh... need to fix it? yeah I need to fix my car cuz it broke down.[/QUOTE]
Hah! Try a car mechanic like the rest of us.
[QUOTE=Lestat]If you have long texts to reply, write them out in word processor and then copy to GB and format.[/QUOTE]
*nods* At the least write the post on GB and make a copy of it just before posting, so if there's an error, the text can be pasted back in.
Hah! Try a car mechanic like the rest of us.
[QUOTE=Lestat]If you have long texts to reply, write them out in word processor and then copy to GB and format.[/QUOTE]
*nods* At the least write the post on GB and make a copy of it just before posting, so if there's an error, the text can be pasted back in.
[QUOTE=Lestat]Why do you ask, you want to undress for me?[/QUOTE]
No, I was just wondering if I might have to though.
@rav, no car mechanic can fix my car, you see, Bertha tis no Normal car.
No, I was just wondering if I might have to though.
@rav, no car mechanic can fix my car, you see, Bertha tis no Normal car.
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
You boys are tormenting Fiona again I see? She was all amiable last night after you all left. :laugh:
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Ravager]I suppose, once it gets started I'm better at small talk, but it depnds on who I'm talking to and what things they're interested in.
I think that it's starting it, that's the biggest problem for me.[/QUOTE]
a short story for Rav
Rav arrives at this party to which he has been invited too...he didnt really want to go but he did say he would try new things. He goes and sits down...bored out of his mind just watching people dance and seeing some of the people who invited him off in a corner laughing. He thinks to join them but doesnt know what to say or doesnt want to interrupt them. a girl jsut arrives with a friend she then stands there alone with her back to the wall watching people , she then decides to sit....which happens to be a few sits away from Rav....rav looks at here and notices her but quickly turns away as she looks toward his direction so as to not let her notice. after awhile ravis thinking of leaving he however hoped to have talked to the girl but didnt know how he should appoach her so he didnt bother....but just before finishing his thoughts the girl introduces herself and scoots down saying she doesnt know any body here and feels awkward...rav ackknowlegdges this and introduces himself too...they get to talking due to ravs excellent skills at small talk...after some time though the conversation starts to lose its moment...until the girl wonders why rav isnt dancing....rav says he doesnt dance too well the girl admits to that too and tries to convince him to dance with her.....rav thinks this is a bad idea (just then slade pops up in his head and gives him a kick in the rear saying"dont worry what ever happens happens
) with this rav goes with her to dance.....things are good but it starts getting too stuffy and so they head out side to sit and talk...things start to get interesting he finds out that they have a lot in common...the time starts to fly and before rav knows it her friend comes out and says its time to go....so she leaves with her good byes......and so does rav......moments later she returns and hand him her phone number and asks for him saying that she much injoyed there small talk and that she would like to continue it sometime if he were available.....Rav agrees she quickly kisses him on the cheek and bids him fare well until later......Rav is a bit embarrassed at the sudden action she took and quickly blushes....without here knowing.....he sees her as they drive away......after that he heads home....thinking of how this couldnt have happened to him just like that and that this might be one of those one time things....but who knows...there have been stranger things that have happen......so Rav continues home....thinking of what he could say to her...next time they meet
I like this story......
I think that it's starting it, that's the biggest problem for me.[/QUOTE]
a short story for Rav
Rav arrives at this party to which he has been invited too...he didnt really want to go but he did say he would try new things. He goes and sits down...bored out of his mind just watching people dance and seeing some of the people who invited him off in a corner laughing. He thinks to join them but doesnt know what to say or doesnt want to interrupt them. a girl jsut arrives with a friend she then stands there alone with her back to the wall watching people , she then decides to sit....which happens to be a few sits away from Rav....rav looks at here and notices her but quickly turns away as she looks toward his direction so as to not let her notice. after awhile ravis thinking of leaving he however hoped to have talked to the girl but didnt know how he should appoach her so he didnt bother....but just before finishing his thoughts the girl introduces herself and scoots down saying she doesnt know any body here and feels awkward...rav ackknowlegdges this and introduces himself too...they get to talking due to ravs excellent skills at small talk...after some time though the conversation starts to lose its moment...until the girl wonders why rav isnt dancing....rav says he doesnt dance too well the girl admits to that too and tries to convince him to dance with her.....rav thinks this is a bad idea (just then slade pops up in his head and gives him a kick in the rear saying"dont worry what ever happens happens
I like this story......
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
dont know why it didnt post so Ill post this again
rav your story is done
Im always nice to Fiona
...or so I hope I am or try to be 
rav your story is done
Im always nice to Fiona
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant