Whats worse
Whats worse
than surfing on a 56k modem? If some smart alec says nothing....ohhhh i am going to make him suffer. I still got pictures of Weasel in a speedo doing a sheep. I will flood your PM box with them if i have too

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"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
eeww...now that is digusting....
Hmm...worse than that... having an animal go on your leg (be it a dog or a goat)
Hmm...worse than that... having an animal go on your leg (be it a dog or a goat)
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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[QUOTE=CM]than surfing on a 56k modem? If some smart alec says nothing....ohhhh i am going to make him suffer. I still got pictures of Weasel in a speedo doing a sheep. I will flood your PM box with them if i have too
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Worse than surfing with a 56 K modem, would be having 56 K modem and a picture of Weasel and said sheep on your screen as you are *veerrry slowly* taken to your next url of choice
Worse than surfing with a 56 K modem, would be having 56 K modem and a picture of Weasel and said sheep on your screen as you are *veerrry slowly* taken to your next url of choice
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How about that ?
Excuse me if I sound overly bitter about it but how about living with 200 Euros / month in a country where food costs more than in the US ? This is what I have to do and my parents only get 180 Euros a month togheder. Try this for a change than complain about Internet access speed ... Sorry, don't mean to start a flame here but I really think it's a little spoiled to complain about such things and consider them "the worst thing" ....
Excuse me if I sound overly bitter about it but how about living with 200 Euros / month in a country where food costs more than in the US ? This is what I have to do and my parents only get 180 Euros a month togheder. Try this for a change than complain about Internet access speed ... Sorry, don't mean to start a flame here but I really think it's a little spoiled to complain about such things and consider them "the worst thing" ....
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
[QUOTE=CM]It would be considered spoiled to complain about 200 Euros when you have internet access[/QUOTE]
Indeed, I should be ashamed that I have Internet access as a programmer from a third world country like myself should not have that right ...
[QUOTE=CM]The issue is pretty simple. Every body suffers. People suffer more than you are right now. But that is not the point of this thread.[/QUOTE]
That is true and my point was that we should keep such complains for ourselves. I consider this argument closed.
Indeed, I should be ashamed that I have Internet access as a programmer from a third world country like myself should not have that right ...
[QUOTE=CM]The issue is pretty simple. Every body suffers. People suffer more than you are right now. But that is not the point of this thread.[/QUOTE]
That is true and my point was that we should keep such complains for ourselves. I consider this argument closed.
The point of this thread is to have fun, like many other threads out there, not to truthfully complain about what we think is wrong with our lives.
Worse than a 56k?
Having Weasel go on your leg.
Worse than a 56k?
Having Weasel go on your leg.
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What's worse than surfing on a 56k modem? Probably a monitor that is broken due to his long and hard usage, going funky by creating distortions making the screen go all waverly or completely black with a strange ticking sound coming out of the machine, making yours truly believe that hackers are trying to destroy his beloved files or a virus trying to eat his way all over the place
...or at least, I hope it really is just the monitor.........
...or at least, I hope it really is just the monitor.........
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God, you know, it's hard to imagine something worse than using a 56k modem, but I'm used to it. What makes it worse is when I spend a month visiting my parents and I use their DSL. Then I get used to it, and it becomes murder to use my 56k again.
Okay, what's worse than 56k? How about going to work with your inhaler, going home, packing your inhaler in your backpack, going to class, going home, going back to work, and then struggling at work for hours on end because you just happened to forget the $%&#ing inhaler that time. Talk about torture. And speaking of, it's time to take a hit of my Albuterol bong.
Ooh, how about using a 56k modem to load the picture of Weasel in a speedo doing a sheep, only you don't realize it's that until the picture loads at its agonizingly slow speed. "Oooh, hot momma in wool... c'mon, hurry up... hurry up... NOOOOO!!!"
Okay, what's worse than 56k? How about going to work with your inhaler, going home, packing your inhaler in your backpack, going to class, going home, going back to work, and then struggling at work for hours on end because you just happened to forget the $%&#ing inhaler that time. Talk about torture. And speaking of, it's time to take a hit of my Albuterol bong.
Ooh, how about using a 56k modem to load the picture of Weasel in a speedo doing a sheep, only you don't realize it's that until the picture loads at its agonizingly slow speed. "Oooh, hot momma in wool... c'mon, hurry up... hurry up... NOOOOO!!!"
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How about having a real live, NHRA pro stock driver come work on your race car, but not being there?

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[QUOTE=ch85us2001]How about having a real live, NHRA pro stock driver come work on your race car, but not being there?
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Actually knowing what the NHRA is...
Actually knowing what the NHRA is...
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