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This could be convenient.
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Eh, I'll see how I feel after trashing the Goat group. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Athena] This could be convenient [/QUOTE]

:(

Ok mag, just wait for us to be out and take me away as per your plan.
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:anticipates: What will become of this?!
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Well, after telling my own mother to kidnap me, and basically leaving myself open to he.. him this could be interesting, but Magrus, please do not shave the Golden Fleece, twould shame me for it to be done.
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golden flwhaaa? :shock n' awe:
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Athena dont you remember? The reason the HBI was started? it was because of those bananas in the Tap and Tea, turned people unto goats, my change was permanent, I am now a mysteriously magical Flying Golden Goat, whos digestive system can heal any ailment, as long as you allow me to eat you first.
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Sorry I took so long. Horrid procrastination on my part due to work and being lazy afterwards this week. :o Now my fun starts in the story! :D
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Magrus, are you still planning on... detaining, me? Ive left you several openings if that is your plan once dealing with Chu's party, you have a six hour time span for option one, and after that about 14 hrs for option two. If you see another way, by all means take it. The two options are quite obviously stated in my response.
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I'll have to see how the things going on at my abode work out. If it takes longer than I thought it would, I may have to change plans.
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Ha, I lured the little halfling into the story. :D
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Lured? Yeah right. I came of my own free will and now i am going to hit on all the females in this story :D
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[QUOTE=CM]Lured? Yeah right. I came of my own free will and now i am going to hit on all the females in this story :D [/QUOTE]
I.e. Attention whore? :confused:
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Tsk tsk...its called annoying brat :D
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[QUOTE=CM]Lured? Yeah right. I came of my own free will and now i am going to hit on all the females in this story :D [/QUOTE]

Oh, so you're not going to take over the part I had you in as Locke's lover then? So, I can continue my plans for those two....
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[QUOTE=CM]Tsk tsk...its called annoying brat :D [/QUOTE]
Okay, then we call it that.. ;) :rolleyes:
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LOL. So Locke needs a male lover eh? Ask BS, chu or Ik to take over that roll. Me personally as you can read prefer orc women :D

We can call it sauve and charming haffer if you want Ik - doesn't matter to me :p
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There's plenty of other absent college members to dig up to comfort Locke I suppose. :devil:
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Post by CM »

Does Locke even have a say in this? :confused: :p
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Post by ik911 »

If that's the same as annoying brat: Sauve and charming haffer it is...

Locke doesn't need a male lover. It's just something Magrus likes to think. (Now why would he imagine such things? :eek: :rolleyes: )
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Magrus is magrus...its like trying to figure out women - impossible :D
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