Awakened From Slumber

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:33 pm

I'm pretty sure on or us is drunk here Ysh, since I can't make heads or tails of that. Can you clear things up for me?

Oh, btw....

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:43 pm

Every now and then someone comes and say "I've awakened from x thing" or "I was away but now I'll rule for y reason"

Horse poo, I say.

I want to see it. I want to feel the taste of the spam. I want to be flamed, provoked, insulted, and yet be smiling and fighting it back.

So, if you're in slumber, either come for the revolution or keep asleep.

By the way.

Hidden message: H C R U L E S A L L

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:47 pm

*paints "Masochist" on LA's back and struts off*

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:49 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]*paints "Masochist" on LA's back and struts off*[/QUOTE]

Tell me the truth: You envy my classy "horse poo". Aye?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:50 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Tell me the truth: You envy my classy "horse poo". Aye?

[/QUOTE]

Nay.

Horse poo is only classy in Montana and Oklahoma. :laugh:

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:54 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Nay.

Horse poo is only classy in Montana and Oklahoma. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Oh shoot!

I'm not supposed to say poo in portuguese, but there it goes: Cocô!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:56 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Oh shoot!

I'm not supposed to say poo in portuguese, but there it goes: Cocô![/QUOTE]

Sounds like chocolate to me.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:58 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Sounds like chocolate to me.

[/QUOTE]

Looks a bit like it too, but it stinks

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:05 pm

:laugh: All this spamming is making my brain tingle.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:08 pm

Have a chocolate

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:18 pm

You waited for too long, Magrus, and now the chocolate's mine!

*grabs chocolate from Luis and eats it*
DOH, this isn't chocolate!!

*reads back*
I could have known. You guys always talk crap.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:21 pm

You made my night. I was wondering who'd deal with that one.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:22 pm

@ Ik-
ROFLMAO!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:05 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]It's a sad day for SYM. The Witch King has become the Drama Queen.

[/QUOTE]

Since he's just awaken, I figure it'd be apt to call him Princess Sleeping Beauty. I'm guessing Waverly's his Prince Charming, since they both arrived back at SYM at the same time.

Man, I'm bad at this whole 'flaming thing'. I'm just too nice.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:30 am

[QUOTE=Witch King]the Witch King would like to take this moment to thank Ick918, ianatony, Kypy, Patty, magrus, ravager, Tony, Maharlika and BuckSanta for the birthday wishes.

the Witch King would like to take this moment to say "DIE A SLOW DEATH" to the rest of you. some of you have known the Witch King for years and did not wish him well, though others the Witch King does not even know did. the Witch King is not pleased. have a care.

further, the Witch King would like to take this moment to point out that His birthday is in JULY. therefore, he can only assume that you are all in some way attempting some sort of ill-advised conspiracy against the Witch King. this is not wise. dos't thou think His eyes blind?? that, because it's been long since He has been to this den, that His agents wouldn't notify Him of this???

He shall FLAME you all... your weak judeo-christian-islamic-hindoo Gods will never recognize even your ashes.[/QUOTE]

It's about time :mischief: :laugh:

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:45 pm

We Are Not Pleased. - WWWK

Waverly, Weasel and the Witch King have been talking, and we have decided that almost all of you have exceeded your welcome on these boards.

We've talked to Buck, and while he said he would prefer to ban most of you outright, he technically can't justify it as his advertisers would be angry. so WWWK has a suggestion for you- LURK, don't speak.

- WWWK

Ick 911 – we took a poll, and 85% of SYMiams believe your posts are so insipid you might as well type in black all the time and save us the bother of having to read them. Die a thousand deaths

Aegis/Magrus – what you are doing is called by psychologists "projection" you disease-ridden whores.

Curdis – your talk of waiting outside my bedroom and pulling your pants down is disturbing. your weird anal fixation is not something with which i want to be involved.

Brynn - the rules do not apply to the WK, so He advises you to tread carefully.

Minerva - hi sexy one. you in the mood for a little WK action again tonight? IF THE FELL BEAST'S A-ROCKIN', DON'T COME A-KNOCKIN'

BS & Ysh - i never like either of you anyway.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:48 pm

WK, are you sure Ikky posts are insipid?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:52 pm

internal monologue - WWWK

[QUOTE=Waverly]It’s rather an ill day for a birthday, so I personally, in my wisdom, decided not rub your nose in the disgrace. Did you know that some schlock author of pulp fantasy was born on this day? I bet you did not, unknowledgeable one.[/QUOTE]

lol, you arrogant bastard. J. Edgar Hoover, was born the day before asimov who was born the day before that hack tolkien.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:55 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]WK, are you sure Ikky posts are insipid?[/QUOTE]

it is not a matter of opinion, it has been verified scientifically. occam's razor and all that. Q.E.D.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:13 pm

Ick 911 – we took a poll, and 85% of SYMiams believe your posts are so insipid you might as well type in black all the time and save us the bother of having to read them. Die a thousand deaths

You don't know 85% of SYMians anymore, sunshine.