Join the MCOPCDAWD!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:33 pm

Hehe, I imagine that is extraordinary actually... being sober on new years. Wow, actually been able to raise you're head and see the fireworks, it must be enchanting

What does your new job involve?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:37 pm

It was strange. I got used to being drunk and partying, sooo, had to do something different.

My new job? I stock the frozen food at a family owned grocery store. Nothing glorious or exciting. The only perks are this:

1. There is a liqour store attached the building I work in.
2. Stocking shelves will get me into good shape.
3. There are a lot of pretty ladies who come through the areas with Ice Cream and the Lean Cuisine type frozen dinners.

4. It's really hard to work up a sweat when you're spending most of the day with some part of your body in -10 degrees celcius "weather"
5. It really is brainless work. I can go in hammered or hungover if I really want to so long as I don't smell like alcohol.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:43 pm

Gah, you've got in on my secret to success in the world of work - I work in the chilled department at the Asda/Walmart stores over here

Past experiance has taught me that the subzero temperatures sort of minimize odor release. So when hungover with the smell of booze coming out of your bones - a good swill of mouthwash and a blast of deoderant and you're laughing... then clutching at your head in agony. Its a good life - no shower necessary

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:49 pm

:laugh: Great advice. I have a feeling once I'm settled in at my new place I may be spending more time with my friends. That will come in handy if I have a rough, late night.

Lately, I'm coming home sore and worn out. Although, today wasn't so bad. I've got the feeling I will get into shape fast if I start eating better. I don't do a lot of heavy lifting unless I decide to carry more than I should all at once, it's just a lot of little things constantly. Endurance type stuff.

It really isn't all that bad aside from the idiot customers I sometimes deal with. I just shove packages into a freezer, and get rid of the ice. The most mentally challenging thing I do is searching for where everything goes. It's easy! :laugh:

If Lori was trying to convey to me what I think she was earlier, I may end up having late nights with her quite often. That mouth wash and deoderant thing may come in handy. Unless she's gotten soft in the past 4 years, she wore me out something harsh when I used to visit her before work way back when. Dealing with her AFTER work would be hell on my body.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:21 am

Ok folks, I'm in need of advice. Someone has decided to deliberately attempt to piss me off for her own amusement. Do I let it go, or keep calling her until her boyfriend answers and inform him she's told me he can't please her and see how she likes being screwed with?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:37 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ok folks, I'm in need of advice. Someone has decided to deliberately attempt to piss me off for her own amusement. Do I let it go, or keep calling her until her boyfriend answers and inform him she's told me he can't please her and see how she likes being screwed with?[/QUOTE]
Remember, stalkers are no fun with the current laws regarding shooting people *nods*.
This wouldnt be the good kind of stalker either. *shakes head*
Though it would be fun to mess with her head, her Boyfriend may be sacred ground. *sighs*
Of course if she did something equally mean to you, shes fair game. :mischief:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:50 am

Well, if I had her boyfriends number, I'd make it quick and simple and just tell him. However, since she told me all the things she hates about him, and there's a lot, it wouldn't be very smart on her part to do such a thing.

She didn't really do anything horrible. She's just deliberately pissing me off because she can. Which, I hate letting things go and not getting even. If she's going to put her nose into my business just to piss me off, I'd rather get even and let her know she can't get away with it all happy and without any hitches.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:01 am

Bug the snot out of her then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know her boyfriends name (First and last)?????????????????? I could actually find it for you, or give you some links to help you find it.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:04 am

Nope. Definately don't have that.

Ah well, I'll let her think she's gotten away with it for a while and then cause chaos at home for her after a week or two when she's all content. :devil:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:32 am

What is this all about? What has this person actually done? If there is deliberate provocation with malice, then why not just sever your connection with her? Magrus, I have said before that it is important to consider the danger you put women in when you get into dealings with another guy. Maybe she doesn't deserve any consideration but the consequences are potentially very serious. You have already told us that a friend of yours was raped because a guy had an issue with you. Do you really not understand how bad it is to use women as tools in this way? Whatever the problem, it is between you and her and you are both presumably adults. What has it to do with him?

I am sorry to be repetitive but this is not a game.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:37 am

You've got a point. He'd beat the piss out her.

Why she's with him, I don't know, but now that I think about it. Her being stuck in an abusive relationship and not even getting any pleasure out of the guy is good enough for me. :laugh:

As far as Pattie goes, that guy was just jealous she and I were dating, he wanted her and hated me for it. Crazy bastard.

I need a drink now.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:46 am

Luis's Lesson of the day:

When its full moon, and you want to howl, do not take your girlfriend home at 3 am. You're gonna end up stopping the car near her house, and running extreme risk of robbery.

Also, remember that the car must always be proportional to your size - so if you're 1,95 mt high please buy a big car. Small cars bring problems; buy yourself one of those huge bathtubes.

Also, dont drink nor let her be drunk or you'll be looking for the next day pill in the morning.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:57 am

:laugh:

Magrus' Lesson of the Day:

No drunken sex with the new love interest. Injuries and complications abound when that goes down.

Dude, cars are bad. You'll pull something. That only works if your under 5'4" and in a huge car.

Oh man, I feel better now. :laugh:

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:11 am

Cars rules all. I love cars. But not for that - not anymore. I feel destroyed today

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:13 am

*shakes my head* Book cases work well. The large ones, like in bookstores...

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:19 pm

I've decided to post a weekly drinking quote

in addition to the inspirational lessons of the day. Together, may they help us battle on against oppressive sobriety. So it begins:

I drink because I was abused by my parents when I was a kid. They did terrible things, like locking up the liquor cabinet and refusing to buy me wine.
—Renee Dormand, waitress

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:26 pm

[QUOTE=Denethorn]I've decided to post a weekly drinking quote

in addition to the inspirational lessons of the day. Together, may they help us battle on against oppressive sobriety. So it begins:

I drink because I was abused by my parents when I was a kid. They did terrible things, like locking up the liquor cabinet and refusing to buy me wine.
—Renee Dormand, waitress

[/QUOTE]

I love it! Wonderful man. :laugh:

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:18 pm

Incidentally... book cases? If we're thinking the along the same lines... you can't be serious man

?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:20 pm

[QUOTE=Denethorn]Incidentally... book cases? If we're thinking the along the same lines... you can't be serious man

?[/QUOTE]

Lina got hired to reorganize an old bookstore last January after she made me her "bedwarmer". Erm, she was planning on surprising me after work with her cute short skirt and tight t-shirt outfit. I surprised her AT work. We surprised each other in a corner of the store no one frequents. Sturdy crafstmanship on those bookshelves. The shelves allow for some truly wonderful foot and hand holds, as well as impressive angles to work with.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:54 pm

Takes experimenting with furniture to a whole new level. Next some crazy fool will try using a bed :speech: