[/QUOTE]Yes! And thus turn us all into kind and good people! Conservative is the new black! Run!
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darkmistress25
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[QUOTE=Magrus]*nods* Thought so. Well, I won't go down easy! (At least not in this kind of situation. ) [/QUOTE]
HAHA, your a funny one all right!! You naughty naughty person , (wink wink)
(At least not in this kind of situation. ) [/QUOTE]HAHA, your a funny one all right!! You naughty naughty person , (wink wink)
She is sleeping now, her form still and unmoving except for the gentle rise and fall of her form . She seems so peaceful, so serene. Hush now, all is whispers as we let the dreamer dream.
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darkmistress25
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Supported by my peeps
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]*snort*
After reading this many posts in SYM and you think that a name such as Dark Mistress sounds wrong?
It sounds positively saintly to me.
P.S. Watching the fall of the Spam Factory.[/QUOTE]
I think I love you now Hill Shatar ( hugs hill tenderly, whispering somthing into his ear "Us saints have to stick together, the dark ones anyways. her grin broadens into a great smile!
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]*snort*
After reading this many posts in SYM and you think that a name such as Dark Mistress sounds wrong?
It sounds positively saintly to me.
P.S. Watching the fall of the Spam Factory.[/QUOTE]
I think I love you now Hill Shatar ( hugs hill tenderly, whispering somthing into his ear "Us saints have to stick together, the dark ones anyways. her grin broadens into a great smile!
She is sleeping now, her form still and unmoving except for the gentle rise and fall of her form . She seems so peaceful, so serene. Hush now, all is whispers as we let the dreamer dream.
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darkmistress25
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Why i Am the Dark mistress
[QUOTE=ik911]When did you decide to call yourself Dark Mistress? It sounds so wrong, somehow...[/QUOTE]
Well, Its a LONG story, and unfortunately one that relates to some things that happened in my real life, and as this forum does not want me to post sexually expliit things, youll have to use your imagination. ( She smiles coly, looking over at her partner, saying, isnt that right hunny?)
[QUOTE=ik911]When did you decide to call yourself Dark Mistress? It sounds so wrong, somehow...[/QUOTE]
Well, Its a LONG story, and unfortunately one that relates to some things that happened in my real life, and as this forum does not want me to post sexually expliit things, youll have to use your imagination. ( She smiles coly, looking over at her partner, saying, isnt that right hunny?)
She is sleeping now, her form still and unmoving except for the gentle rise and fall of her form . She seems so peaceful, so serene. Hush now, all is whispers as we let the dreamer dream.
[QUOTE=darkmistress25]HAHA, your a funny one all right!! You naughty naughty person , (wink wink) [/QUOTE]
Thank you dear. :mischief: Oh, and take it from me, you can post such things, you just can't use certain words. It takes some getting used to, but it makes for amusing spam.
[/QUOTE]Thank you dear. :mischief: Oh, and take it from me, you can post such things, you just can't use certain words. It takes some getting used to, but it makes for amusing spam.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Bah...i am guessing this is another darkflame type female. Tsk tsk...don't they make docile women anymore?
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
[QUOTE=CM]Bah...i am guessing this is another darkflame type female. Tsk tsk...don't they make docile women anymore? [/QUOTE]
I can make docile women.
[/QUOTE]I can make docile women.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
No you make perverted horny women...which is a feat i admire in you. What class do you have to be to get that feat or is this a prestige class thing?
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
[QUOTE=CM]No you make perverted horny women...which is a feat i admire in you. What class do you have to be to get that feat or is this a prestige class thing? [/QUOTE]
:laugh: True, but I can get them to be docile and submissive on command...sometimes. I'd have to send you to a lady friend in Ohio to have you taught. I think the things she'd do to you would be against your religion.
[/QUOTE]:laugh: True, but I can get them to be docile and submissive on command...sometimes.
I'd have to send you to a lady friend in Ohio to have you taught. I think the things she'd do to you would be against your religion. "You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I am sure i could find loop holes if need be But remember i prefer my women to be docile stay in the kitchen and feed me on command
But remember i prefer my women to be docile stay in the kitchen and feed me on command For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
[QUOTE=CM]I am sure i could find loop holes if need be But remember i prefer my women to be docile stay in the kitchen and feed me on command [/QUOTE]
That's the problem man, you want a servent. You can't treat them like servents, unless they ask you to of course. That's beyond the basic's however. Wait, wait, do I really need to start that thread on how to find and treat a woman?
But remember i prefer my women to be docile stay in the kitchen and feed me on command [/QUOTE]That's the problem man, you want a servent. You can't treat them like servents, unless they ask you to of course. That's beyond the basic's however. Wait, wait, do I really need to start that thread on how to find and treat a woman?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I believe the phrase is pleasure slave and not servant. Servants are paid after all
Jetlag makes me a very mean person i have noticed. Anyway i am off for the morning. Catch you guys later on.
Jetlag makes me a very mean person i have noticed. Anyway i am off for the morning. Catch you guys later on.
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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ch85us2001
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[QUOTE=Magrus]:laugh: True, but I can get them to be docile and submissive on command...sometimes. I'd have to send you to a lady friend in Ohio to have you taught. I think the things she'd do to you would be against your religion. [/QUOTE]
Ohio?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :speech:
I'd have to send you to a lady friend in Ohio to have you taught. I think the things she'd do to you would be against your religion. [/QUOTE]Ohio?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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I am the Lord of Programming, and your Mother Board, and your RAR Unpacker, and Your Runtime Engine, can tell you all about it
I am the Lord of Programming, and your Mother Board, and your RAR Unpacker, and Your Runtime Engine, can tell you all about it
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fable
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[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]Scotland does tend to breed Grade-A nutters though...[/quote]
Is this based on personal experience, or hearsay?
With DarkMistress we shall just have to see...
One thing is for certain: if she is a Grade-A nutter, she'll fit right in, here.
Is this based on personal experience, or hearsay?
With DarkMistress we shall just have to see...
One thing is for certain: if she is a Grade-A nutter, she'll fit right in, here.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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dragon wench
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I am LMAO at the turns this thread has taken
Though, given the original intent of the thread, making me laugh is a good thing
Happily, we *finally* had a reprieve this weekend. We actually got some broken cloud and a little sun... (though this morning we are back to the gloom).
My SO and I were even able to go for a walk through a nearby park yesterday, and mysteriously... we ended up at the neighbourhood pub.. I just can't imagine how that happened...
Oh, and oddly enough, on Saturday, our butcher jokingly tried to sell us haggis :laugh: :speech: *shudders*
We walked off with buffalo steak instead...
To those who suggested making jams, and so on. That's really not a bad idea at all. Since breadbaking and the like can be quite cheering and suit a grey day nicely.
Though, given the original intent of the thread, making me laugh is a good thing
Happily, we *finally* had a reprieve this weekend. We actually got some broken cloud and a little sun...
(though this morning we are back to the gloom).My SO and I were even able to go for a walk through a nearby park yesterday, and mysteriously... we ended up at the neighbourhood pub.. I just can't imagine how that happened...
Oh, and oddly enough, on Saturday, our butcher jokingly tried to sell us haggis :laugh: :speech: *shudders*
We walked off with buffalo steak instead...
To those who suggested making jams, and so on. That's really not a bad idea at all. Since breadbaking and the like can be quite cheering and suit a grey day nicely.
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TonyMontana1638
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[QUOTE=fable]
With DarkMistress we shall just have to see...
One thing is for certain: if she is a Grade-A nutter, she'll fit right in, here. [/QUOTE]
Actually I've found that being a grade-A nutter (or at least a grade-B) helps you get acquainted to SYM much more easily. Take, for instance, the problem of Mag: any truly normal person would be scared away by him. Us nutters, though, find him funny .
With DarkMistress we shall just have to see...
One thing is for certain: if she is a Grade-A nutter, she'll fit right in, here.
[/QUOTE]Actually I've found that being a grade-A nutter (or at least a grade-B) helps you get acquainted to SYM much more easily. Take, for instance, the problem of Mag: any truly normal person would be scared away by him. Us nutters, though, find him funny
."Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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dragon wench
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I think it can be safely said that in any other place, were people to so openly express their eccentricities, they'd be hauled away and institutionalised....
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