Confess your sins here

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:47 pm

In keeping with [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10327"]The new improved goodbye form[/url] there has been a need from time to time for a means of cleansing ourselves when we have strayed from the path of optimal good behaviour. Rejoice! For here we have the all new, fessing up to it, and begging forgiveness thread. You simply confess your sins against the forum and humbly ask for absolution/forgiveness and submit yourself to public humiliation. As so many of the sins here follow pretty much the same form lets get things started with the time honoured GBSYM multiple choice proforma:

I <insert username> seek to make

A. Amends[ ]
B. A much bigger stink than I already did [ ]
C. All of you aware of my sadly under appreciated and previously unnoticed bad behaviour [ ]
D. The next olympic team for drama queeening [ ].

I am sincerely sorry for

A. Revealing myself as a complete pillock [ ]
B. Repeatedly whining about my more obvious shortcomings [ ]
C. Wait a minute I'm not sorry at all, so there [ ]
D. What I did last night while ogling Athena's bottom in the [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/showthread.php?p=666200#666200"]SYM photo thread[/url] [ ].

While I accept

A. It was all my own doing and I really need to improve my
(i) Standards of personal hygene [ ]
(ii) Attention to detail [ ]
(iii) Social Skills Generally [ ]
(iv) Adherence to the forums rules [ ]
(v) Spelling [ ]
B. I am ultimately responsible for my actions, I would not have done what I did except that I was unfairly provoked by
(i) The general poor standard of public education [ ]
(ii) A particular forum member, for whom I have nothing but bitter contempt and the lingering bile bourne from persistently being outsmarted and outshone by one so obviously my better [ ]
(iii) The makers of violent games, videos, heavy metal and rap music [ ]
(iv) The voices in my head [ ]
C. No responsibility what-so-ever for the event, I am only acknowledging my participation so I can
(i) Assume my true calling as the born leader in the cult of victimhood [ ]
(ii) Participate in the forthcoming class action suit [ ]
(iii) Continue to milk whatever sympathy I can from you my adoring @minions [ ]
(iv) Give some meaning to the otherwise obscure theatrical reference in my already bloated sig [ ]
(v) Have closure [ ]
D. That I have probably offended many of you, this is
(i) All your own fault [ ]
(ii) No reason for you to think less of me in any way [ ]
(iii) Something you need to "build a bridge and get over already" [ ]
(iv) A contractual obligation as part of my deal with Jerry Springer [ ]
(v) More a happy side effect rather than my true intention [ ].

I now openly invite you all to

A. Have at least one free shot so that we can clear the air and start again as good friends [ ]
B. Pay me more attention so that this sort of thing doesn't happen again [ ]
C. Pick on someone else unless you wish to be dragged through the dirt with me some more [ ]
D. Have a good long look in a mirror before posting stuff like that about me again [ ].

I promise I wont do <insert offence here> again, largely because
A. It was a one off god given opportunity and I don't think that it is at all likely I'll get another chance [ ]
B. I have examined the deepest recesses of my soul and decided I can not continue to think of myself as a "good person" if I did it again [ ]
C. I have my fingers crossed [ ]
D. Mumbles incoherently [ ].

As an example let me confess my sins to you.

I Curdis ! seek to make

A. Amends[X]

I am sincerely sorry for

A. Revealing myself as a complete pillock [X]

While I accept

A. It was all my own doing and I really need to improve my
(ii) Attention to detail [X]

I now openly invite you all to

C. Pick on someone else unless you wish to be dragged through the dirt with me some more [X]

I promise I wont do anything so stupid as be cynical about the [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/showthread.php?p=475172#475172"]US system of justice[/url]again, largely because
D. Mumbles incoherently [X].

So Weasel, come accept your newest minion, I am a cretin of my word. I am hideously despisable and as such one of your more attractive followers. - Curdis !

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:56 pm

Ahem. Long time coming, I think...

I <Aegis> seek to make

C. All of you aware of my sadly under appreciated and previously unnoticed bad behaviour [X]

I am sincerely sorry for

C. Wait a minute I'm not sorry at all, so there [X]

While I accept

C. No responsibility what-so-ever for the event, I am only acknowledging my participation so I can

(iv) Give some meaning to the otherwise obscure theatrical reference in my already bloated sig [X]

I now openly invite you all to

B. Pay me more attention so that this sort of thing doesn't happen again [X]

I promise I wont do <Counting With Aegis> again, largely because

A. It was a one off god given opportunity and I don't think that it is at all likely I'll get another chance [X]

C. I have my fingers crossed [X]

Hey, these forms really do work. Sweet!

I feel so absolved!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:04 pm

It made Aegis obsolved?

I am seeing this form in a whole new light...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:23 am

Oooh...

I Magrus seek to make

Amends for having sins of a nature which may not be directly mentioned on the board.

I am sincerely sorry for...Wait a minute I'm not sorry at all, so while I accept
it was all my own doing and I really need to improve my attention to detail. I am ultimately responsible for my actions, I would not have done what I did except that I was unfairly provoked by the voices in my head which distract me from reality.

No responsibility what-so-ever for the event, I am only acknowledging my participation so I can have closure, the stitches are a long time in healing as well.

That I have probably offended many of you, this is more a happy side effect rather than my true intention. I now openly invite you all to have at least one free shot so that we can clear the air and start again as good friends.

I promise I wont do <insert random perverted offence here> again, largely because I have my fingers crossed.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:23 am

I had always knew Curdis...

[QUOTE=Curdis]
So Weasel, come accept your newest minion, I am a cretin of my word. I am hideously despisable and as such one of your more attractive followers. - Curdis ![/QUOTE]

...you had that COMMrade spirit in you.

Eherm... as not to spam this thread

, here is my response:

I Maharlika seek to make

A. Amends[X]

I am sincerely sorry for

B. Repeatedly whining about my more obvious SHORT

comings [X]

While I accept

A. It was all my own doing and I really need to improve my
(ii) Attention to detail [X]

B. I am ultimately responsible for my actions, I would not have done what I did except that I was unfairly provoked by
(iv) The voices in my head [X]

C. No responsibility what-so-ever for the event, I am only acknowledging my participation so I can
(iii) Continue to milk whatever sympathy I can from you my adoring COMMrades... errr... @minions [X]

D. That I have probably offended many of you, this is
(v) More a happy side effect rather than my true intention [X].

I now openly invite you all to

D. Have a good long look in a mirror before posting stuff like that about me again [X].

I promise I wont do <what was it again?> again, largely because
D. Mumbles incoherently [X].

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:39 am

I ik911 seek to make
C. All of you aware of my sadly under appreciated and previously unnoticed bad behaviour [X]

I am sincerely sorry for
A. Revealing myself as a complete pillock [X]
D. What I did last night while ogling Athena's bottom in the [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/showthread.php?p=666200#666200"]SYM photo thread[/url] [X]. Damn you, Curdis, I had not seen that picture before!

While I accept B. I am ultimately responsible for my actions, I would not have done what I did except that I was unfairly provoked by
(ii) A particular forum member, for whom I have nothing but bitter contempt and the lingering bile bourne from persistently being outsmarted and outshone by one so obviously my better [X]

I now openly invite you all to
A. Have at least one free shot so that we can clear the air and start again as good friends [X]

I promise I wont do that stuff again, largely because
D. Mumbles incoherently [X].

[quote="Curdis]So Weasel"]

Olé!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:57 pm

I Chus seek to make
Amends[X]

I am sincerely sorry for
Wait a minute, Im not sorry at all! So there![X]

While I accept
It was all my own doing and I really need to improve my standards of personal hygiene and my social skills in general[X]

I now invite you all to
Have at least one free shot on me so we can clear the air and start as good friends[X]

I promise I won't do Innuendo on juni anymore largely because
I have my fingers crossed[X]

Aaaaaaaah!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:25 pm

I, Sytze, seek to make
D. The next olympic team for drama queeening [ ].

I am sincerely sorry for
C. Wait a minute I'm not sorry at all, so there [ ]

While I accept
C. No responsibility what-so-ever for the event, I am only acknowledging my participation so I can (iv) Give some meaning to the otherwise obscure theatrical reference in my already bloated sig [ ]

I now openly invite you all to
C. Pick on someone else unless you wish to be dragged through the dirt with me some more [ ]

I promise I wont do a trio with Fas and BS again, largely because
A. It was a one off god given opportunity and I don't think that it is at all likely I'll get another chance [ ]
D. Mumbles incoherently, emotionally scarred for life [ ]

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:27 pm

The Confession of Ravager....

I Ravager seek to make

A. Amends[X]
C. All of you aware of my sadly under appreciated and previously unnoticed bad behaviour [X]

I am sincerely sorry for
C. Wait a minute I'm not sorry at all, so there [X]

While I accept
C. No responsibility what-so-ever for the event, I am only acknowledging my participation so I can
(iii) Continue to milk whatever sympathy I can from you my adoring minions [X]
And any blame falls upon... The makers of violent games, videos, Heavy Metal (including all other types of metal)

, rap music and the Reality TV genre[X]

I now openly invite you all to

C. Pick on someone else unless you wish to be dragged through the dirt with me some more [X]

I promise I wont do overspamming, creation of superspam threads and overuse of cliches again, largely because:
C. I have my fingers crossed [X]
D. Mumbles incoherently [X]

Isn't absolvement supposed to be good for the soul?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:38 pm

I The Most Holy of the Holy Cavaliers (El Sleazel the Great) seek to make

A. Amends[ ]

(Yea right)

I am sincerely sorry for

D. What I did last night while ogling Athena's bottom. Is't Athena another name for Minerva?????????

While I accept

C. No responsibility what-so-ever for the event, I am only acknowledging my participation so I can (You know this has to be the way!!)

(iii) Continue to milk whatever sympathy I can from you my adoring @minions [ ]

I now openly invite you all to

C. Pick on someone else unless you wish to be dragged through the dirt with me some more [ ]

I promise I wont break the board again, largely because

D. Mumbles incoherently [ ].

So Weasel, come accept your newest minion, I am a cretin of my word. I am hideously despisable and as such one of your more attractive followers. - Curdis !

I have an attempted breakout planned for Friday....just let me get free!!!!! The men in white will not have the last word.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:55 pm

Curdis, I have no inclination to make amends for my foul and unsavory behavior, including but not limited to having multiple personalities and personas, plotting the demise of several SYMians, and dropping the real Weasel into the North Atlantic tied to an anchor sometime in 2002. However, thank you for alerting me to Athena’s bottom, which I will now duly ogle.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:05 pm

I <Chus> seek to make

A. Amends[X]

I am sincerely sorry for

A. Revealing myself as a complete pillock [X]

While I accept

A. It was all my own doing and I really need to improve my
(ii) Attention to detail [X]
(iii) Social Skills Generally [X]

D. That I have probably offended many of you, this is
(i) All your own fault [X]
(ii) No reason for you to think less of me in any way [X]

I now openly invite you all to

A. Have at least one free shot so that we can clear the air and start again as good friends [X]

I promise I wont <Close the Spam Factory> again, largely because

A. It was a one off god given opportunity and I don't think that it is at all likely I'll get another chance [XXXXXXXX]

B. I have examined the deepest recesses of my soul and decided I can not continue to think of myself as a "good person" if I did it again [X]

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:08 pm

I Tony seek to make

D. The next olympic team for drama queeening [ ].

I am sincerely sorry for

D. What I did last night while ogling Athena's bottom in the SYM photo thread [ ].

While I accept

B. I am ultimately responsible for my actions, I would not have done what I did except that I was unfairly provoked by
(ii) A particular forum member, for whom I have nothing but bitter contempt and the lingering bile bourne from persistently being outsmarted and outshone by one so obviously my better [ ]

I now openly invite you all to

A. Have at least one free shot so that we can clear the air and start again as good friends [ ]

I promise I wont do what I did last night while ogling Athena's bottom in the SYM photo thread again, largely because
A. It was a one off god given opportunity and I don't think that it is at all likely I'll get another chance [ ]

In fact I'm not sure why I'm doing this except to apologize to Athena...

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:48 am

[QUOTE=Aegis] I promise I wont do <Counting With Aegis> again, largely because[/QUOTE]
That was the best thread ever

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:27 pm

[QUOTE=Brynn]That was the best thread ever

[/QUOTE]You really need to get out more..... - Curdis !

P.S. Waverly, It is never too late too repent, especially if you are insincere...

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:55 pm

Ahh Bishop Curdis

I <iPatrick> seek to make
A. Amends for being my self all of it

I am sincerely sorry for
C. Wait a minute I'm not sorry at all, so there [XOXO]

While I accept A. It was all my own doing and I really need to improve my
(v) Spelling [ ]
B. I am ultimately responsible for my actions, I would not have done what I did except that I was unfairly provoked by (i) The general poor standard of public education [here in america]
C. No responsibility what-so-ever for the event, I am only acknowledging my participation so I can (ii) Participate in the forthcoming class action suit
D. That I have probably offended many of you, this is (ii) No reason for you to think less of me in any way [I'll stay home and drink keg beer]

I now openly invite you all to A. Have at least one free shot so that we can clear the air and start again as good friends [I am buying if your drinking/ unless under age that is]

I promise I wont do <C. I have my fingers crossed [And in my pockets]> again, largely because

As an example let me confess my sins to you.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:35 pm

[QUOTE=Patrick]Ahh Bishop Curdis
<SNIP>[/QUOTE]A long overdue promotion!

I note that a number of you have invited the forum to take a free shot. I am unable to deliver absolution, but I am a dab hand at the cheap shot.

@Magrus - I suspect there was a significant amount of advertising your distorted sexual prowess in your alledged confession. How can I say this.. Ah, those who advertise do not have the right sort of reputation in this sphere. Sorry. Ask around.

@ik911 - You have recently seen fit to bait the mighty WK and treat Wankerly with disrespect, while I commend you for your civic mindedness, I think you should consider investing in some good soap. Have you thought of apologising to the good Athena personally? Perhaps asking permission after the event is more your metier.

@Chus - As you failed on a first attempt to even fill in the form correctly I'm at a bit of a loss as to how to assist you, but judging from your final comment it appears you are already 'done'.

eeehhwww.

The second time around you explained it more thoroughly, Thank You. Pillock.

@Waverly - The returned cheap shot was implied. I have some more revealing pictures if you are interested.....

@TonyMountylover12345 - Well it certainly took you a long time to finish that ogling, i suspect this has less to do with prowess and more to do with attention span.

@Patrick - The only cheap shot I offer you is one of Jeigermiester, to have with that beer. Bottoms up, and cheers to all! - Curdis !

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:26 pm

Does this mean the air is cleared and now we start as good friends?

And do you think I can make a profit with that good soap or is there another reason to buy the specific soap in question?

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:26 pm

[QUOTE=Curdis]

@TonyMountylover12345 - Well it certainly took you a long time to finish that ogling, i suspect this has less to do with prowess and more to do with attention span.
[/QUOTE]

*Spread arms in a helpless gesture*

I honestly believe it could be a little bit of both, but my eyesight isn't so good either...

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:54 pm

[QUOTE=ik911]Does this mean the air is cleared and now we start as good friends?

And do you think I can make a profit with that good soap or is there another reason to buy the specific soap in question?[/QUOTE]Is suppose I don't have much choice but honour that side of the deal too *sigh*.

Re the soap: Oh you'll feel very dirty once the boys are done with you, one way or the other. Confidence in your toiletries is pretty much essential.

@TonyMiserlou23456 - Ah, with the whole free shot thing your just supposed to take it and move on. I'm sure a commentary isn't part of the deal. Look your new to it all so I'll let it slide if you just say "I love Weasle above all others, and swear undying allegence to COMM". Look it's in my contract. O.K? - Curdis !