Awakened From Slumber

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:18 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Canadian police have asked me not to cross the border.

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Wear it like a badge of honour Mag!
Besides, you're probably missing little. :devil:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:27 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Wear it like a badge of honour Mag!
Besides, you're probably missing little. :devil:

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Most definately. I'm banned from all sorts of places.

[QUOTE=Waverly]Does my mere presence make you nervous? Good. You must have an iota of sense left somewhere in that hollow pate. Now run along, and don’t meddle in the affairs of the W’s.[/QUOTE]

Nervous? No. Amused, yes. Thanks for your concern though.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:33 pm

[QUOTE=Witch King]Excellent. The Witch King will have you polishing his Palantir by the pale
moonlight, and will make you his Dark Queen. Ride the Witch King's Fell Steed![/QUOTE]I think you know that this is unacceptable. If it pleases you, you may defile kid90210 as often and as vigorously as you like. The goddess, however, is *my* objet du desir. You would do well to bear this in mind.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:20 pm

Perhaps if you had absolution

@The Old Folks

As you have been away for a considerable time perhaps it would help the "uninitiated" if you filled in some of the blanks.

btw. It is definitely not my face in that photo, although it could be my leg... - Curdis !

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:46 pm

THERE must be honor among the brotherhood.

[QUOTE=Waverly]I think you know that this is unacceptable. The goddess... *my* objet du desir. [/QUOTE]

We must not quibble. I am aware of your desire for Minerva. However, I would reference you to her earlier post wherein she illustrates her desire for "Witch King Action." So, sadly, I must inform you that however much you may desire her, she is not for you.

And I'm sure that Minerva will appreciate you calling her an "object," that is sure to win you points. All women like to be thought of as sexual objects.

WK

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:59 pm

Now that The Two of the Triumvirate have spoken...

... I await the third leg *gets hint from Curdis* to speak up for the Unholy Trinity to make a full circle... I mean, triangle.

What say you, Weasel, High COMM?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:32 pm

I have Weasel tied up and drugged in my basement. He can only communicate by blinking his eyes. His blinking right now roughly translates to:

“Bad Witch King. Waverly is devoted to Minerva in a very real and wholesome way.”

“Heh. Silly Mah. Kender are funny, though not in an overly cute way.”

“I defer to Waverly in all things.”

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:35 pm

[QUOTE=Maharlika]... I await the third leg *gets hint from Curdis* to speak up for the Unholy Trinity to make a full circle... I mean, triangle.

What say you, Weasel, High COMM?

[/QUOTE]Naughty Bad Mah! That I could possibly have been refering to something as unwholesome

. I'm afraid I'm going to have to issue you with a guardian angel, bunny of cuddles, say hello to Coco.

*Coco waves hello, and reaches out for a hug.* - Curdis !

P.S. As a sworn follower of Weasel, I can only assume that he is otherwise engaged, probably face down in a gutter somewhere.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:54 pm

It used to be *our* basement

[QUOTE=Waverly]I have Weasel tied up and drugged in my basement. [/QUOTE]

Ah, this is what i miss about the boards from the old days... good old homoerotic-S&M-bondage-sodomy-fetishism.

Well done!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:21 pm

“I defer to Waverly in all things.”

Did anyone else get the sudden urge to fling themselves into a deep chasm?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:08 am

[QUOTE=Waverly]
“Heh. Silly Mah. Kender are funny, though not in an overly cute way.”
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Then I'm pleased to know *sighs of relief* that I'm not fancied by any of you.

Don't want to end up being one of them poor legs.

@Curdis: I never alluded that YOU are unwholesome... just your ideas.

Does Coco bite? :speech: I get a feeling it will turn into a gremlin once you reach out your hand.

@WK: I suppose you have no idea where Ubik is?

@Hill: I'd rather hide in the Tunnels in Search of Love and see if BS will lead us to safety... who knows, maybe one day he'd finally hit the jackpot without getting hit by some metallic cabinet or something.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:44 am

[QUOTE=Maharlika]@Curdis: I never alluded that YOU are unwholesome... just your ideas.

Does Coco bite? :speech: I get a feeling it will turn into a gremlin once you reach out your hand.

[/QUOTE]If you would care to speak with others who have been given bunnies you will find that they are generally well behaved and only turn into gremlins if experimented (in a homoerotic-S&M-bondage-sodomy-fetishism way) upon.

All hail the mighty COMM, or some other such drivel - Curdis !

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:06 am

@Curdis: In that case, these bunnies must not come into contact with both Waverly and WK.

What would happen if one would be given to the Mighty High COMM?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:49 pm

Two Words - Gaffa Tape - Curdis !

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:21 am

Bunn-ays are the disgrace of SYM. They have been infecting the groundwater with radiation. Bunn-ays are the worst thing ever. Beware, and behold, their powers.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:53 am

Excellent. I am responsible for bringing the worst infection of SYM to date to fruition! Mwahaha! :devil:
(Yeah, that's the bunn-ays, not the other stuff I'm responsible for...)

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:15 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Excellent. I am responsible for bringing the worst infection of SYM to date to fruition! Mwahaha! :devil:
(Yeah, that's the bunn-ays, not the other stuff I'm responsible for...)[/QUOTE]

Is this a ban me request? I can redirect it to Buck Satan

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:18 pm

hmmm ban Ravvy good idea. Also lock him up for not paying me 2000.00 Euros per post. A violation of the law. He is a criminal. Give me a pound of his flesh i say

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:24 pm

[QUOTE=CM]hmmm ban Ravvy good idea. Also lock him up for not paying me 2000.00 Euros per post. A violation of the law. He is a criminal. Give me a pound of his flesh i say

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You owe me to! I have a bill with your paw print, you... you... dog!

Come and pay it and stop saying people owe you money, you little disappeared! Where have you been? I was checking car trunks for your corpse.

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:27 pm

Pakistan. Jetlagged and now sick. So all in all i got plenty of time to spam today.

I say we put ravvy in a trunk but before that we dress him up like a girl and take pictures to send to DW. She likes this sort of stuff.