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[QUOTE=Denethorn]Takes experimenting with furniture to a whole new level. Next some crazy fool will try using a bed :speech:[/QUOTE]

:laugh: To be perfectly honest, a bed wouldn't have worked nearly as well for the stuff we were doing. Besides, she was scheduled to be there to see to it customer's were taken care of. She had to stay, and I was NOT leaving her alone after seeing her in that get up. :o
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Lesson of the Day:

Angry girls are only fun if you can profit from making up with them. :p
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Wow, that just bumped the SF off page one. :eek: :speech:

Methinks its a first!!!!!!!!!!!
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:D Me so happy now.
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My application:

[*]Do you drink?
/yes

[*]How often do you drink?
/not at work

[*]What is your favorite drink?
/chocolate espresso martini

[*]Would you consider yourself perverted?
/yes

[*]If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
/yes

[*]Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
/yes?

[*]When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
/ 2001 completely twisted on vodka after school I jumped off a porch caught my foot broke my toe and passed out on the lawn my brother threatened to spray me with a garden hose if I didn't get up. It was actually more of a faceplant.

[*]Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
/comrade

[*]Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
/I have a picture for this

[*]Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
/no?

[*]What is your take on the corruption of children?
/censorship is so unamerican

[*]Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.
/because you need my talent
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Welcome aboard Athena. I've been waiting for this...:devil:
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I'll just look away
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[QUOTE=ik911]I'll just look away[/QUOTE]

I didn't know the ikster was squimish. :confused:
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[QUOTE=Magrus]squimish.[/QUOTE]Don't use words that aren't in any dictionary. You know how I love dictionaries.
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Icarus, you're no square. (you don't fool me) :D
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Sorry, sorry, drunk... squeamish. There. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=squeamish

Athena, time for your initiation, which is long, long overdue!
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[QUOTE=Athena]Icarus, you're no square. (you don't fool me) :D [/QUOTE]
exactly, in geometrical terms I do believe they are refered to as Triangles. ;)
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Ar, capitan, what uncharted waters do we sail in next...
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[QUOTE=Athena]Ar, capitan, what uncharted waters do we sail in next...[/QUOTE]

Does this mean I get to call you "wench" then? :confused:
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Oh, I'm not squeamish then. It's just that I get bored quickly.
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[QUOTE=ik911]Oh, I'm not squeamish then. It's just that I get bored quickly.[/QUOTE]

Me too. It's hard to keep my attention.
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is that what you want?
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Hey mag! Look! A flying Oreo!
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Why does Athena keep posting in almost random colors?
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[QUOTE=ik911]Why does Athena keep posting in almost random colors?[/QUOTE]
She wants to be just like me, minus the Queen.

She figures she'll start by randomizing colors. :cool:
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