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Are there any real godlings on GBanshee at all?

No, cause no one can just smell chicken tandoori and keep alive.
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[QUOTE=fable]If it hasn't been asked, already, have you made sure you have the latest drivers for your graphics card? And if you have, did the problem start soon after installing the latest drivers? Sometimes going back to the next to most recent driver can actually help.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry Fable. I honestly don't know what that means. The computer died and an engineer person came and fixed it. Only it wasn't completely fixed and bits of it have been withering ever since. I think I need to get the man back
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[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Remind me where you're from again? New Jersey? I'm living in a desolate and hostile land? Compared to you, it's paradise! ;) [/quote]

I"m not from New Jersey. I'm temporarily resident within New Jersey. There is a big difference. We plan to escape sometime next year. You, on the other hand, will always be from Canada. And while it's paradise compared to New Jersey, Outer Mongolia is no doubt paradise compared to New Jersey, too. So don't use that as a promotional lever. Being better than New Jersey is something most of the human race can claim. :D

The furs will get in the way of any bullets getting to me. Just like history, the Canadians always win. :p Besides, your being American and all, you'd have to find Canada first... ;)

I know where Canada is. It's north. You can't miss it. Just look for anybody who speaks French and won't acknowledge they know English, or anybody who looks like a redneck but uses "aboot" instead of "about." That's all there is to it, right? ;)
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[QUOTE=fable]I"m not from New Jersey. I'm temporarily resident within New Jersey. There is a big difference. [/QUOTE]

Not really. That your living in the area in the first place says something. That your doing it voluntarily says a whole lot more. :p

You, on the other hand, will always be from Canada.

Stop it, your making me blush. ;)

And while it's paradise compared to New Jersey, Outer Mongolia is no doubt paradise compared to New Jersey, too.

I'm not sure. You seem to have mentioned New Jersey twice... perhaps your mental capacity has been drained from living where you are for so long. I, on the other hand, can see quite clearly that you eagle loving people to the south can only guess of the beauty that is Canada. :laugh:

I know where Canada is. It's north.

This is where most American's say 'across the Bering Strait' or 'through Mexico'. :D

You can't miss it. Just look for anybody who speaks French and won't acknowledge they know English, or anybody who looks like a redneck but uses "aboot" instead of "about." That's all there is to it, right?

Erm... of course that's all there is. Other then those who live on the East Coast who are almost always stunned and the Infamous Maritimers...

Of course, finding America is easily. Just follow the sounds of the Gene Pool slowly shallowing because of inbreeding. :D
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[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Not really. That your living in the area in the first place says something. That your doing it voluntarily says a whole lot more. :p [/quote]

Who says it was voluntary? I killed five people, and they offered me a choice of serving 35 years in the penn, or 7 years in New Jersey. I wanted to really suffer for my sins and atone, so I chose the latter.

You, on the other hand, will always be from Canada.

Stop it, your making me blush. ;)


Wait until Shatner becomes your Premier. Then the rest of the world will laugh at your buffoon-like tactics and vicious, if polite, aggression!

I'm not sure. You seem to have mentioned New Jersey twice... perhaps your mental capacity has been drained from living where you are for so long. I, on the other hand, can see quite clearly that you eagle loving people to the south can only guess of the beauty that is Canada. :laugh:

The only reason our eagles return to us is to avoid sexual congress with the horrifying loon, which, although appropriately named, is the national bird of Canada.

Of course, finding America is easily. Just follow the sounds of the Gene Pool slowly shallowing because of inbreeding. :D

You are not allowed to say such things, as I already have a monopoly on doing...wait, what I mean is... :eek: :D ;)
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the Canadians always win.
Remind me, when was the last war Canada was in? :p

Of course, finding America is easily. Just follow the sounds of the Gene Pool slowly shallowing because of inbreeding.
HEY! thats only in west virginia, the Dakotas, and parts of Montana, Wisconsin, wyoming, ohio, washington, nevada, and oregon!
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[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Remind me where you're from again? New Jersey? I'm living in a desolate and hostile land? Compared to you, it's paradise! ;)
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I think a comparison to New Jersey is probably the *only* way Calgary could ever be described as "paradise." :laugh: ;)
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[QUOTE=Phreddie]Remind me, when was the last war Canada was in? :p [/quote]

Phreddie, stay out of this! He's got a loaded beaver, and he's not afraid to use it! :mad:
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[QUOTE=fable]Phreddie, stay out of this! He's got a loaded beaver, and he's not afraid to use it! :mad: [/QUOTE]

*snort* Apparently that operation was far more successful than he ever told us..... :D :p
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beaver where?! *chuckles* Phreddies get their dinners tonight!

P.S. never mention beaver to a southern man, it makes him hungry.
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]*snort* Apparently that operation was far more succesful than he ever told us..... :D :p [/QUOTE]

Strange place to attach a fur-bearing mammal, but who are we to argue with scientific, well, madness?
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[QUOTE=fable]Strange place to attach a fur-bearing mammal, but who are we to argue with scientific, well, madness?[/QUOTE]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "natural enhancement," doesn't it? :eek:
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[QUOTE=fable]Strange place to attach a fur-bearing mammal, but who are we to argue with scientific, well, madness?[/QUOTE]
I wouldnet call it science, more like super glue, a bottle of whiskey and a session of truth or dare....
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]Gives a whole new meaning to the term "natural enhancement," doesn't it? :eek: [/QUOTE]

But is the beaver truly natural, or just a product of Alberta's secret laboratories that mated a chipmunk with a ping-pong paddle? :confused:

I wouldnet call it science, more like super glue, a bottle of whiskey and a session of truth or dare....

That's one truth or dare session no human was ever meant to take part in. :eek:
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[QUOTE=fable]Who says it was voluntary? I killed five people, and they offered me a choice of serving 35 years in the penn, or 7 years in New Jersey. I wanted to really suffer for my sins and atone, so I chose the latter.[/QUOTE]

If that's all they put you in for, then the American Judicial system is becoming just. What else have you been doing lately, fable! Spit it out! :D

Wait until Shatner becomes your Premier. Then the rest of the world will laugh at your buffoon-like tactics and vicious, if polite, aggression!

Captain Premeir is our war plan against the states! We will wipe you out by shooting live one of his speeches on every television channel in America! See what your Governator will do against that!

The only reason our eagles return to us is to avoid sexual congress with the horrifying loon, which, although appropriately named, is the national bird of Canada.

Need I make the connection between the Bald Eagle and your hairline? Obesity in America, you know... makes you lose your hair early. Don't worry, your not fat... only old. :D

Perhaps the sheep herds can provide you with some nice curly hair for your toupee. ;)

You are not allowed to say such things, as I already have a monopoly on doing...wait, what I mean is...

I have the dignity to refuse to reply to that comment. :D

Remind me, when was the last war Canada was in?

I do believe we have been in every single Peace Keeping Mission since it was invented by a Canadian, so we currently are in one. ;)

Against you guys? The last time we sent you packing was when the Irish Americans invaded Canada, close to the turn of the century. This was, of course, after we sent off your invasion force during the American Civil War and after we sent you away for entering Canada as a free nation in the 1700s. Let's not forget that we won Michigan in the war of 1812, but we were too nice and gave it back. :p

HEY! thats only in west virginia, the Dakotas, and parts of Montana, Wisconsin, wyoming, ohio, washington, nevada, and oregon!

The general interior? ;)

@ DW: Damn you Coasters! Go back to your region and back to your own business! ;)

@ fable: Why are you staring at a Canadian stuffed beaver?
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[QUOTE=fable]But is the beaver truly natural, or just a product of Alberta's secret laboratories that mated a chipmunk with a ping-pong paddle? :confused: :[/QUOTE]

*sigh* This is what happens when you give Canadian Rednecks edumacation... :rolleyes: :D ;)
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I do believe we have been in every single Peace Keeping Mission since it was invented by a Canadian, so we currently are in one.
I do believe I said war, sir, not some daisy picking convention.

The general interior?

Aye, but most of those states are closer to the north, where Canada has a much heavier ifluence, despite popular belief that Canada is either a) a third world country in Africa or b) a city in mexico.
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[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]If that's all they put you in for, then the American Judicial system is becoming just. What else have you been doing lately, fable! Spit it out! :D [/quote]

Never! Besides, it wasn't me, it was Waverly, and that lamb said she was of age! :eek:

Captain Premeir is our war plan against the states! We will wipe you out by shooting live one of his speeches on every television channel in America! See what your Governator will do against that!

Governator? They have evidently stopped teaching you Calgary cowboys the English language. I approve. It was a waste of time, in any case. :D

The only reason our eagles return to us is to avoid sexual congress with the horrifying loon, which, although appropriately named, is the national bird of Canada.

Need I make the connection between the Bald Eagle and your hairline? Obesity in America, you know... makes you lose your hair early. Don't worry, your not fat... only old. :D


Not old, ancient. ;) And you must be confusing me with Lorne Greene, who got his wig waxed in Alberta, regularly. I suppose he needed something to keep life exciting, there. :D
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Phreddie wrote:I do believe I said war, sir, not some daisy picking convention.
Phreddie, have you ever read Dilbert? Do you know what Alice is famous for? Meet the male Alice. :mad:

Before DW or fable replies and perverts this: No, just no. :D
And you must be confusing me with Lorne Greene, who got his wig waxed in Alberta, regularly. I suppose he needed something to keep life exciting, there.
Wax and excitement. Dare I tread these paths? :eek: ;)
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]*sigh* This is what happens when you give Canadian Rednecks edumacation... :rolleyes: :D ;) [/QUOTE]

Heard a report on the BBC tonight with many Albertans claiming that their soon-to-be Conservative Premier should not be judged by his past actions, but only by his rhetoric. They were riding mechanical broncos in a bar while saying this--I am not joking. :rolleyes:
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[QUOTE=fable]Heard a report on the BBC tonight with many Albertans claiming that their soon-to-be Conservative Premier should not be judged by his past actions, but only by his rhetoric. They were riding mechanical broncos in a bar while saying this--I am not joking. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]

I'm from Calgary, not Edmonton, and originally an Easterner. I hate both parties in power and am only guessing which one is the most corrupt. *sigh*

Maybe I'll vote Green, just to screw up whoever is working at the machine counting them. :D
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