I don't spam...
I COMMunicate.
@Fas: Sometimes the bad guys get the good stuff.
...be as BAD as you wanna BE.
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@Luis
I don't spam...
I COMMunicate.
@Fas: Sometimes the bad guys get the good stuff.
...be as BAD as you wanna BE.
I don't spam...
I COMMunicate.
@Fas: Sometimes the bad guys get the good stuff.
...be as BAD as you wanna BE.
"There is no weakness in honest sorrow... only in succumbing to depression over what cannot be changed." --- Alaundo, BG2
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[QUOTE=Ravager]LOL! That may just qualify as the corniest thing I've heard this month... :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Why? Anyway, let me link this to express my feelings.
http://www.oddtodd.com/bee1024.jpg
Why? Anyway, let me link this to express my feelings.
http://www.oddtodd.com/bee1024.jpg
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
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[QUOTE=Ravager]Um...as a Mod, shouldn't you be careful about saying stuff like that?
Or should we prosecute Mah for laxness in his Mod duties (i.e. encouraging Fas to be BAD ). [/QUOTE]
You don't have to break forum rules just to be bad and evil.
I see the need for Fas to find his true BE.
I suggest he sees BS and get some indoctrination.
Or should we prosecute Mah for laxness in his Mod duties (i.e. encouraging Fas to be BAD
). [/QUOTE]You don't have to break forum rules just to be bad and evil.
I see the need for Fas to find his true BE.
I suggest he sees BS and get some indoctrination.
"There is no weakness in honest sorrow... only in succumbing to depression over what cannot be changed." --- Alaundo, BG2
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[QUOTE=Ravager]Meh. I've been through enough similar things before where I would be better off not knowing, why should this time be any different? Just tell me what BE stands for, eh? [/QUOTE]
Perform search on the SYM Dictionary and you'll see.
The important thing is to Bee Positive, so, I'm being positively cautious to speak that name here, cause they may rise again.
[/QUOTE]Perform search on the SYM Dictionary and you'll see.
The important thing is to Bee Positive, so, I'm being positively cautious to speak that name here, cause they may rise again.
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
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Slightly tricky, slightly inept, yet quite arrogant, it must be me.
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*Ahem*
Rumour about my leaving this universe, is greatly exaggerated. I hardly believe that it is even possible, dimensions are completely different subject. So yes, I stand here.
(I in my own person stand quietly for couple of minutes, before continuing to speak with slightly agitated voice.)
Mister Dj_Venom, you can release that rope. I am not known for getting caught easily, and those baits of yours are not extremely tempting. If you would want to, you could put some sort interesting items on your traps. Perhaps a deck of cards or an old smelly book would be better bait? But if you insist on using these notes, try Latin quotes. Those tend to capture my attention. Carry on.
(Turns towards Ravioli)
Rav, you should lover that bat. Wearing that colourful jester’s suit doesn’t help you sneak up on me. My view on your view; it is nothing else than nihilistic delusions. But let us compare that picture posted by me and your present avatar; both of them have and white skin/fur, pictures also share 18-19th century clothing, and rather similar haircuts, yes it is supposed to resemble you. It was never considered on my behalf as an insult. If you’d want to, you could do a similar trick on me. No hard feelings, eh?
(Stretching my arms I mumble on something about going to bed. Sadly for my own good I noticed Fiona; with poor results, I am trying to hide my embarrassment and terror under a smile.)
Greetings! It is truly a pleasure to finally meet you. You know I am big fan of your writings.
Uh... that’s rather silly.
Yes, well, since you are apparently the brain of this group, I would ask a favour from you. Could you please keep your two thugs at bay? I do not think that I can quarantine my own or their safety, if they would happen to try something hasty.
So if you would offer a cold cup of peach tea I might come willingly. But do not try to do something for I have boots of escaping, and I am lot faster runner than that guy. (Link below)
http://www.bofunk.com/video/1214/dungeo ... agons.html
By the way, what does the word blythe mean?
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There is no such thing as conspiracy. Well, there is that one thing, but that hardly is a conspiracy.
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There is a conspiracy? Where? Do conspiracies really have a smell? Isn’t that little bit inconvenient? Isn’t this topic of your starting and aren’t all conspiracies here then your doing?
How could anyone change Spam? That’s crazy, unstable, and very likely impossible.
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Spam = A trademark used for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf.
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The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Please, trust me there is no conspiracy to change the nature of spam. I haven’t noticed any evidence for it. Luis, after a long day of spamming it is wise to get some sleep. You are hallucinating, just get some sleep, everything will be all right when you wake up. Trust me. There is absolutely nothing to be afraid of, absolutely nothing.
(I raise my hand slowly so that Luis and I can shake hands.)
Why don’t you get some sleep? It is all right.
((If you insist that there is a conspiracy, I am aware of one possibility, sadly I am involved in it. Let us just call it quits, shall we? And could you state a year when BE was most active? But do this only if it ever existed.))
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The Charles Manly man and why he is always the bad guy.
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CM if you wouldn’t be the bad guy, then who would be?
Well perhaps some other COMM member would do, how about Vicsun? I haven’t consulted any SYM historians, but I’d say that it could be quite radical and new for these forums. Just imagine how Vicsun is the one behind the biggest crimes of this millennium! Doesn’t that tempt your imagination? Unfortunately he is actually quite well acting, nice and polite. Calling him evil is hard, without forgetting that evidence for his evilness must be absolutely undeniable witty. If you don’t succeed in this, you are bound to annoy people. Not wise thing to do.
There is Maharlika, another possibility and he has some tendencies towards evilness. But he is just missing something to be a credible bad guy.
We could talk about Dragon Wench, she is such wonderful person and I have to admit mainly reading topics started by her. Because I have been mainly been reading her topics, I wouldn’t want to attract her attention too much.
C Elegans! There’s a potent bad guy. Too bad I consider her almost as scary as tentacles. So I won’t be saying ill word about her.
So only you CM are left. Your posts are mainly evil minded or containing very dark humour. You used to have an avatar of female Drow, an evil Drow. Your present avatar can be linked to various fasist factions.
You also seem to brag about your evil deeds.
http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=53115
We also shouldn’t forget about how you have a long history of being the SYM bad guy. Majority of topics which contain discussion about you refer you as evil, sinister and worse.
People often make these accusations towards you; they have been doing that for what four years now? That is a long history to deny. I would also like to say that people don’t have to be so careful when they talk about you. Far worse has already been said.
Let us just face it, here in SYM you are the perfect bad guy. You should be proud of it and continue the good work.
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If you are not satisfied by my efforts you could simply deny my previous posts. You could start with stating that its source is not verified and no COMM member would write such horrible thing. It is not even realistic, and you would never ever say some of the things it contains.
Then it might be wise to refer it as a try to frame you by the hands of Heathens, again. You could also state that it is very unlikely that anyone would ever write letters C&M in bold, if it is truly an authentic message.
Heck claim that it is a Heathen plan to attack against COMM written in secretive manner.
You can find info about movie called V for Vendetta from these links:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/v_for_vendetta/
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/v_for_ ... a/trailer/
http://media.filmforce.ign.com/media/71 ... 18735.html
http://www.geocities.com/area51/5768/Vendetta/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_for_Vendetta
http://vforvendetta.warnerbros.com/
After familiarizing yourself to some of these links it is clear that the perpetrator to whom that hotmail message was intended is rather revolutionary. Luis Antonio has given us one suspect called ik911, I do not like this idea since he wrote really good summary, and he is your man.
If you start to clean your name based on this, write much, play with words, do not try to deny their beliefs just make it sound that there is a another potent theory, you cant be judged on that. Try to achieve status quo, it is the smartest thing to do. Two sides accusing others, but people can’t be sure who the guilty one is. Both of you will walk free.
I am flipping now, for real.
As for that quote, you could say that it is a fake, and the real one wasn’t said by Churchill’s mother but by Churchill himself.
I’ll just post the correct one here;
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, but we shall never fight in Finland."
~ Winston Churchill on Finland
It is taken from the uncyclopedia.
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Rather ingenious discussion... an Easter egg of sorts.
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Lass: This made the national press yesterday and the RSPCA are now on his tail. He better watch out: they can be mean when roused
Spoon: Excuse me? I have just arrived here, and I am not so sure what to do around here.
Lass: I think I would like to try this but I haven't done it before and there seems to be an awful lot to read and learn. Where do you start (I've looked at the site and read the lore)
Spoon: Well, it is just an old tomb. How hard could it be? I think we should start scraping the sand around the door. Do you have any music with you?
Lass: Have you tried listenng to radio 4 ? I don't have a television but I do like to have the radio on and I can do other things at the same time.
Spoon: It’ll do, it will do. Have you seen the paint?
Lass: Sorry if this is too obvious but make sure you get the right kind of paint for the job. If you are painting walls it will probably be best to use water based paint (emulsion) and you won't need thinner or white spirit. It washes off.
Spoon: Oh, look at this isn’t this vase marvellous? I wonder how old this is.
Lass: Sorry, I couldn't find a sample, but I expect you'll find one yourself.
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Slightly tricky, slightly inept, yet quite arrogant, it must be me.
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*Ahem*
Rumour about my leaving this universe, is greatly exaggerated. I hardly believe that it is even possible, dimensions are completely different subject. So yes, I stand here.
(I in my own person stand quietly for couple of minutes, before continuing to speak with slightly agitated voice.)
Mister Dj_Venom, you can release that rope. I am not known for getting caught easily, and those baits of yours are not extremely tempting. If you would want to, you could put some sort interesting items on your traps. Perhaps a deck of cards or an old smelly book would be better bait? But if you insist on using these notes, try Latin quotes. Those tend to capture my attention. Carry on.
(Turns towards Ravioli)
Rav, you should lover that bat. Wearing that colourful jester’s suit doesn’t help you sneak up on me. My view on your view; it is nothing else than nihilistic delusions. But let us compare that picture posted by me and your present avatar; both of them have and white skin/fur, pictures also share 18-19th century clothing, and rather similar haircuts, yes it is supposed to resemble you. It was never considered on my behalf as an insult. If you’d want to, you could do a similar trick on me. No hard feelings, eh?
(Stretching my arms I mumble on something about going to bed. Sadly for my own good I noticed Fiona; with poor results, I am trying to hide my embarrassment and terror under a smile.)
Greetings! It is truly a pleasure to finally meet you. You know I am big fan of your writings.
Uh... that’s rather silly.
Yes, well, since you are apparently the brain of this group, I would ask a favour from you. Could you please keep your two thugs at bay? I do not think that I can quarantine my own or their safety, if they would happen to try something hasty.
So if you would offer a cold cup of peach tea I might come willingly. But do not try to do something for I have boots of escaping, and I am lot faster runner than that guy. (Link below)
http://www.bofunk.com/video/1214/dungeo ... agons.html
By the way, what does the word blythe mean?
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There is no such thing as conspiracy. Well, there is that one thing, but that hardly is a conspiracy.
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There is a conspiracy? Where? Do conspiracies really have a smell? Isn’t that little bit inconvenient? Isn’t this topic of your starting and aren’t all conspiracies here then your doing?
How could anyone change Spam? That’s crazy, unstable, and very likely impossible.
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Spam = A trademark used for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork pressed into a loaf.
‘’ ‘’
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Please, trust me there is no conspiracy to change the nature of spam. I haven’t noticed any evidence for it. Luis, after a long day of spamming it is wise to get some sleep. You are hallucinating, just get some sleep, everything will be all right when you wake up. Trust me. There is absolutely nothing to be afraid of, absolutely nothing.
(I raise my hand slowly so that Luis and I can shake hands.)
Why don’t you get some sleep? It is all right.
((If you insist that there is a conspiracy, I am aware of one possibility, sadly I am involved in it. Let us just call it quits, shall we? And could you state a year when BE was most active? But do this only if it ever existed.))
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The Charles Manly man and why he is always the bad guy.
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CM if you wouldn’t be the bad guy, then who would be?
Well perhaps some other COMM member would do, how about Vicsun? I haven’t consulted any SYM historians, but I’d say that it could be quite radical and new for these forums. Just imagine how Vicsun is the one behind the biggest crimes of this millennium! Doesn’t that tempt your imagination? Unfortunately he is actually quite well acting, nice and polite. Calling him evil is hard, without forgetting that evidence for his evilness must be absolutely undeniable witty. If you don’t succeed in this, you are bound to annoy people. Not wise thing to do.
There is Maharlika, another possibility and he has some tendencies towards evilness. But he is just missing something to be a credible bad guy.
We could talk about Dragon Wench, she is such wonderful person and I have to admit mainly reading topics started by her. Because I have been mainly been reading her topics, I wouldn’t want to attract her attention too much.
C Elegans! There’s a potent bad guy. Too bad I consider her almost as scary as tentacles. So I won’t be saying ill word about her.
So only you CM are left. Your posts are mainly evil minded or containing very dark humour. You used to have an avatar of female Drow, an evil Drow. Your present avatar can be linked to various fasist factions.
You also seem to brag about your evil deeds.
http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=53115
We also shouldn’t forget about how you have a long history of being the SYM bad guy. Majority of topics which contain discussion about you refer you as evil, sinister and worse.
People often make these accusations towards you; they have been doing that for what four years now? That is a long history to deny. I would also like to say that people don’t have to be so careful when they talk about you. Far worse has already been said.
Let us just face it, here in SYM you are the perfect bad guy. You should be proud of it and continue the good work.
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If you are not satisfied by my efforts you could simply deny my previous posts. You could start with stating that its source is not verified and no COMM member would write such horrible thing. It is not even realistic, and you would never ever say some of the things it contains.
Then it might be wise to refer it as a try to frame you by the hands of Heathens, again. You could also state that it is very unlikely that anyone would ever write letters C&M in bold, if it is truly an authentic message.
Heck claim that it is a Heathen plan to attack against COMM written in secretive manner.
You can find info about movie called V for Vendetta from these links:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/v_for_vendetta/
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/v_for_ ... a/trailer/
http://media.filmforce.ign.com/media/71 ... 18735.html
http://www.geocities.com/area51/5768/Vendetta/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_for_Vendetta
http://vforvendetta.warnerbros.com/
After familiarizing yourself to some of these links it is clear that the perpetrator to whom that hotmail message was intended is rather revolutionary. Luis Antonio has given us one suspect called ik911, I do not like this idea since he wrote really good summary, and he is your man.
If you start to clean your name based on this, write much, play with words, do not try to deny their beliefs just make it sound that there is a another potent theory, you cant be judged on that. Try to achieve status quo, it is the smartest thing to do. Two sides accusing others, but people can’t be sure who the guilty one is. Both of you will walk free.
I am flipping now, for real.
As for that quote, you could say that it is a fake, and the real one wasn’t said by Churchill’s mother but by Churchill himself.
I’ll just post the correct one here;
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, but we shall never fight in Finland."
~ Winston Churchill on Finland
It is taken from the uncyclopedia.
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Rather ingenious discussion... an Easter egg of sorts.
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Lass: This made the national press yesterday and the RSPCA are now on his tail. He better watch out: they can be mean when roused
Spoon: Excuse me? I have just arrived here, and I am not so sure what to do around here.
Lass: I think I would like to try this but I haven't done it before and there seems to be an awful lot to read and learn. Where do you start (I've looked at the site and read the lore)
Spoon: Well, it is just an old tomb. How hard could it be? I think we should start scraping the sand around the door. Do you have any music with you?
Lass: Have you tried listenng to radio 4 ? I don't have a television but I do like to have the radio on and I can do other things at the same time.
Spoon: It’ll do, it will do. Have you seen the paint?
Lass: Sorry if this is too obvious but make sure you get the right kind of paint for the job. If you are painting walls it will probably be best to use water based paint (emulsion) and you won't need thinner or white spirit. It washes off.
Spoon: Oh, look at this isn’t this vase marvellous? I wonder how old this is.
Lass: Sorry, I couldn't find a sample, but I expect you'll find one yourself.
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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Spoon: It doesn’t look extremely expensive; do you think that I could keep this?
Lass: If you've got to have one it's as good as any
Spoon: I guess you right. Little for you, little for me and we will save our past storing it in museum’s warehouse.
Lass: I may be naive but I think this is at best a joke and at worst an advertising campaign. It doesn't bother me.
Spoon: Feeling cynical today? I’d say that revealing these tombs to here is valuable thing, keeping our Celtic history and giving youngsters some working experience.
Lass: Another job creation scheme for London. Another mad distortion of the economy. Sad really
Spoon: Well I’d say that money spent on here could be spent on public health care. Humph, Labour Party’s main preacher has brainwashed me. Blimey on that thief and those Dutch police officers. Rather incompetent people if I may say.
Lass: As I understand it this man was arrested and is now being tried. In what way have the Dutch police failed in their duty. Isn't that what they are for ?
Spoon: Yep. But this whole case is just absolutely ridiculous.
Lass: There have been programmes on the BBC about this. It seems to be a long-standing/recurrent fraud. So far as I remember they don't even go so far as to get you there etc. They need your bank details to transfer the money, of course.
Spoon: The media is still constantly showing “experts of their area” in the talk shows. If only they wouldn’t constantly talk about how corrupt the human mind is, I would have at least some respect towards them. But no, they just keep talking about brain tissues and psychological subjects.
Lass: Of course you're right. I don't believe a hard science approach is useful in explaining human behaviour very often. But it is what we're using at present and lately everything seems to have been so anti-fun. If it's good enough to tell us we should be "good", it's good enough to tell us to enjoy ourselves
Spoon: You lost your cynical mood rather quickly, didn’t you?
Lass: I don't know if this is relevent but the original statement is a quote from the "Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrock" by T.S. Eliot. It is a great poem. It is not a recommendation for this approach to life, though
Spoon: Talking to you class again? This is summer and our holiday and we are watching over these teens as they dig up pieces of our history.
Lass: It is possible the things you describe are a victory for government rather than terrorists.
Spoon: They are teens, not terrorists. I must admit that these present chess club members have a rather scary look on them. Wouldn’t the chess clubbers in our youth be quite geeks? When have the things changed?
Lass: In Britain we have had this problem for a long time. I'm not sure when it emerged in the US but Tony Blair's evasions are very clear.
Spoon: You blame on Labour Party’s last prime minister, I seriously doubt that it is his fault. What do you think of my new tie?
Lass: Light on the underside will damage it. Do not wear it upside down if you are out of doors
Spoon: Gosh, and I believed that we are living on a new decade. Why are you acting so old fashioned?
Lass: We live in a better saner world than you thought ?
Spoon: Here comes the cynic again, haven’t you noticed how technology has developed?
Lass: You think that's real ? It hadn't occurred to me.
Spoon: Forty-eight years old and still a brat. Please, explain me your opinion about development.
Lass: I don't have much knowledge about any of this. I thought I'd put down a few preliminary thoughts. Forgive me if they are nonsense.
Spoon: Go on, I won’t stop you, nor mock you.
Lass: It is quite difficult for me to understand what is meant by "development". It seems to me to be one of those concepts which cannot be expressed in one term and where the attempt to do so is inherently misleading. (Like "fertility" as discussed by Peter Medawar). There are a lot of words like that in this field and it would help people like me if the discussion was conducted in more specific terms.
Spoon: And how it is involved to our government?
Lass: Does this not imply that the system of government is not the main factor in producing the results you are discussing? That in fact economic progress is affected by other factors more than by the system of government? If that is so then what is the issue here?
Spoon: So are suggesting that left wing anti globalisation would do any better?
Lass: I suppose I assumed they would get funding from central government because they would need all the people they could get to rebuild. It obviously doesn't work that way
Spoon: So what to do? If you have an answer to this, I might turn out to be politician and bring some political colour to parliament.
Lass: It would be exciting and scary at first. Afterwards I think people would get bored with you as a phenomenon. Assuming there weren't lots of others in the same situation you'd probably end up lonely and unemployable.
Spoon: Ouch, what do you think of recent increase in government personnel?
Lass: I find the scale of the increase in personnel quite disturbing. Especially in view of the apparent incompetence of these services. The UK seems to be drowning in paranoia at present, with the new anti-terror legislation proposals and now this.
Spoon: Apparently you could be a potent addition to the revolutionaries.
Lass: This is brilliant. Do you all already know about this ? Naughty for keeping it from me if you do.
Spoon: You know that I will help you. And you looked so happy when you were trying to keep that as a secret. Hey no pushing. No! My vase!
Lass: Ah. You missed it. Just as well, really.
Spoon: Pity, this is just my luck; I hope you didn’t do that by purpose. God it would have looked good on our fireplace, wouldn’t it?
I refuse to read this. So I cannot be held liable for this part.
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Context of Universe
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Word Mercy
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Mercy!
These are often heard by people during their casual lives as gardeners and construction workers. It is surprising to hear how few truly know where the word “mercy” has come from, and what was its original use.
Actually we do not really know where that word has come from, but some famous politicians think that word “mercy” has come from the French word “merci”, albeit this theory has been mainly supported by the French politicians.
Of course due to this recently discovered connection the European community has started to consider the French as cowards. Does it truly show courage when French person meets someone and the first thing he is going to say is “mercy”? That would explain why it has been so easy for Germans to invade France.
If someone is having trouble when speaking French just drink couple glasses of French wine and you’ll do just fine.
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The exact number of possible Universes, and how dimension travelling became easier
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The exact number of universes has for long been the questing at back of most gastronomes. But about twenty years ago in African country called Venezuela there was a boy who studied economics. If I am not completely mistaken it was a sunny Sunday morning when he was doodling instead of doing his homework. He kept on doodling until he made amazing discovery:
People have often mistaken with the words universe and dimension. There can only be one possible universe and that universe contains everything, especially dimensions and crossroads.
With this mathematical calculation we are capable to calculate the amount of possible universes.
F(x) = x
F’(x) = 1
So here we have the amount of all possible universes, there is just one of them, and it sucks. There will be no travels to other universes, but at least our universe still contains 13 different dimensions. These dimensions are piled up like the pancakes are on a plate. Actually whole universe looks like a plate with 13 pancakes on it. So it is completely logical that that syrup is the method to travel between these dimensions.
Unfortunately this discovery was stolen by its inventor by a man called Michael Faraday. Faraday jumped to world knowledge as that boy remained in Venezuela raising chickens. That boy actually had rather nice life as Mister Faraday died in untreated herpes. You can catch strange diseases from other dimensions, avoid those.
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Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
Lass: If you've got to have one it's as good as any
Spoon: I guess you right. Little for you, little for me and we will save our past storing it in museum’s warehouse.
Lass: I may be naive but I think this is at best a joke and at worst an advertising campaign. It doesn't bother me.
Spoon: Feeling cynical today? I’d say that revealing these tombs to here is valuable thing, keeping our Celtic history and giving youngsters some working experience.
Lass: Another job creation scheme for London. Another mad distortion of the economy. Sad really
Spoon: Well I’d say that money spent on here could be spent on public health care. Humph, Labour Party’s main preacher has brainwashed me. Blimey on that thief and those Dutch police officers. Rather incompetent people if I may say.
Lass: As I understand it this man was arrested and is now being tried. In what way have the Dutch police failed in their duty. Isn't that what they are for ?
Spoon: Yep. But this whole case is just absolutely ridiculous.
Lass: There have been programmes on the BBC about this. It seems to be a long-standing/recurrent fraud. So far as I remember they don't even go so far as to get you there etc. They need your bank details to transfer the money, of course.
Spoon: The media is still constantly showing “experts of their area” in the talk shows. If only they wouldn’t constantly talk about how corrupt the human mind is, I would have at least some respect towards them. But no, they just keep talking about brain tissues and psychological subjects.
Lass: Of course you're right. I don't believe a hard science approach is useful in explaining human behaviour very often. But it is what we're using at present and lately everything seems to have been so anti-fun. If it's good enough to tell us we should be "good", it's good enough to tell us to enjoy ourselves
Spoon: You lost your cynical mood rather quickly, didn’t you?
Lass: I don't know if this is relevent but the original statement is a quote from the "Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrock" by T.S. Eliot. It is a great poem. It is not a recommendation for this approach to life, though
Spoon: Talking to you class again? This is summer and our holiday and we are watching over these teens as they dig up pieces of our history.
Lass: It is possible the things you describe are a victory for government rather than terrorists.
Spoon: They are teens, not terrorists. I must admit that these present chess club members have a rather scary look on them. Wouldn’t the chess clubbers in our youth be quite geeks? When have the things changed?
Lass: In Britain we have had this problem for a long time. I'm not sure when it emerged in the US but Tony Blair's evasions are very clear.
Spoon: You blame on Labour Party’s last prime minister, I seriously doubt that it is his fault. What do you think of my new tie?
Lass: Light on the underside will damage it. Do not wear it upside down if you are out of doors
Spoon: Gosh, and I believed that we are living on a new decade. Why are you acting so old fashioned?
Lass: We live in a better saner world than you thought ?
Spoon: Here comes the cynic again, haven’t you noticed how technology has developed?
Lass: You think that's real ? It hadn't occurred to me.
Spoon: Forty-eight years old and still a brat. Please, explain me your opinion about development.
Lass: I don't have much knowledge about any of this. I thought I'd put down a few preliminary thoughts. Forgive me if they are nonsense.
Spoon: Go on, I won’t stop you, nor mock you.
Lass: It is quite difficult for me to understand what is meant by "development". It seems to me to be one of those concepts which cannot be expressed in one term and where the attempt to do so is inherently misleading. (Like "fertility" as discussed by Peter Medawar). There are a lot of words like that in this field and it would help people like me if the discussion was conducted in more specific terms.
Spoon: And how it is involved to our government?
Lass: Does this not imply that the system of government is not the main factor in producing the results you are discussing? That in fact economic progress is affected by other factors more than by the system of government? If that is so then what is the issue here?
Spoon: So are suggesting that left wing anti globalisation would do any better?
Lass: I suppose I assumed they would get funding from central government because they would need all the people they could get to rebuild. It obviously doesn't work that way
Spoon: So what to do? If you have an answer to this, I might turn out to be politician and bring some political colour to parliament.
Lass: It would be exciting and scary at first. Afterwards I think people would get bored with you as a phenomenon. Assuming there weren't lots of others in the same situation you'd probably end up lonely and unemployable.
Spoon: Ouch, what do you think of recent increase in government personnel?
Lass: I find the scale of the increase in personnel quite disturbing. Especially in view of the apparent incompetence of these services. The UK seems to be drowning in paranoia at present, with the new anti-terror legislation proposals and now this.
Spoon: Apparently you could be a potent addition to the revolutionaries.
Lass: This is brilliant. Do you all already know about this ? Naughty for keeping it from me if you do.
Spoon: You know that I will help you. And you looked so happy when you were trying to keep that as a secret. Hey no pushing. No! My vase!
Lass: Ah. You missed it. Just as well, really.
Spoon: Pity, this is just my luck; I hope you didn’t do that by purpose. God it would have looked good on our fireplace, wouldn’t it?
I refuse to read this. So I cannot be held liable for this part.
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Context of Universe
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Word Mercy
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Mercy!
These are often heard by people during their casual lives as gardeners and construction workers. It is surprising to hear how few truly know where the word “mercy” has come from, and what was its original use.
Actually we do not really know where that word has come from, but some famous politicians think that word “mercy” has come from the French word “merci”, albeit this theory has been mainly supported by the French politicians.
Of course due to this recently discovered connection the European community has started to consider the French as cowards. Does it truly show courage when French person meets someone and the first thing he is going to say is “mercy”? That would explain why it has been so easy for Germans to invade France.
If someone is having trouble when speaking French just drink couple glasses of French wine and you’ll do just fine.
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The exact number of possible Universes, and how dimension travelling became easier
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The exact number of universes has for long been the questing at back of most gastronomes. But about twenty years ago in African country called Venezuela there was a boy who studied economics. If I am not completely mistaken it was a sunny Sunday morning when he was doodling instead of doing his homework. He kept on doodling until he made amazing discovery:
People have often mistaken with the words universe and dimension. There can only be one possible universe and that universe contains everything, especially dimensions and crossroads.
With this mathematical calculation we are capable to calculate the amount of possible universes.
F(x) = x
F’(x) = 1
So here we have the amount of all possible universes, there is just one of them, and it sucks. There will be no travels to other universes, but at least our universe still contains 13 different dimensions. These dimensions are piled up like the pancakes are on a plate. Actually whole universe looks like a plate with 13 pancakes on it. So it is completely logical that that syrup is the method to travel between these dimensions.
Unfortunately this discovery was stolen by its inventor by a man called Michael Faraday. Faraday jumped to world knowledge as that boy remained in Venezuela raising chickens. That boy actually had rather nice life as Mister Faraday died in untreated herpes. You can catch strange diseases from other dimensions, avoid those.
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Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Alternate reality?
Am I?
Sleep?
No dont I.
Sleep cant I, for weakling am I not.
No, cant handshake with such a someone.
Funny, handshake always welcome within you groups of people. Better: "People".
"People" as you. Using fonts - different fonts - not mixing into the pattern - P A T T E R N. You like being different, yes? I would know why, would I? I sure am sure that you're not who you think you are, and I am sure you want me to sleep.
But "People" like you have only one reason - better - "reason" to make other people sleep.
I'll keep my "eyes" on "people" like "you" who has no "reason" nor "motivation" to reach goals except the ones from the "others".
No handshake, no sleep for Luis.
Am I?
Sleep?
No dont I.
Sleep cant I, for weakling am I not.
No, cant handshake with such a someone.
Funny, handshake always welcome within you groups of people. Better: "People".
"People" as you. Using fonts - different fonts - not mixing into the pattern - P A T T E R N. You like being different, yes? I would know why, would I? I sure am sure that you're not who you think you are, and I am sure you want me to sleep.
But "People" like you have only one reason - better - "reason" to make other people sleep.
I'll keep my "eyes" on "people" like "you" who has no "reason" nor "motivation" to reach goals except the ones from the "others".
No handshake, no sleep for Luis.
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.