The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:04 pm

[QUOTE=ik911]Not for you. Unfortunately, the sarcast would say. Ironically, the realist would say. But they're both dead.[/QUOTE]

Your vision of the world is very nice, ik, I hope you keep it. To yourself.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:07 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Your vision of the world is very nice, ik, I hope you keep it. To yourself.[/QUOTE]

I'd share it if I could. Alas, there's not enough vision for all of you.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:10 pm

[QUOTE=ik911]

I'd share it if I could. Alas, there's not enough vision for all of you.[/QUOTE]

Ha! I bet you need glasses then

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:11 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Ha! I bet you need glasses then

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They'd be quite the tinted glasses...

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:13 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Ha! I bet you need glasses then

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I think you need a black eye. *wham*

Well, you didn't really need it, but it was the first that came up. Sorry.

I'll say something nice next time.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:14 pm

Luis' Female Undergarment Fetish

I am compelled to bring a very serious matter to the HBI. Luis, in the bra thread, has confessed to stealing female undergarments....

I think this requires a sustained and in-depth investigation.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:17 pm

I have confessed. Charge me with the crime. No clue searching is needed. Case closed

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:17 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I think this requires a sustained and in-depth investigation.[/QUOTE]Into female undergarments...

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:19 pm

I think the fact that he's wearing them and showing them off, is pretty much all the proof we need for this case. However, I don't think we must punish him for that, because that would mean we'd also have to convict the pantless marines and Aegis, who only wears a toga, and all the other oddly dressed SYMians.

The fact that he stole them can be understood when we look at his childhood. But we can't do that right now, there's not enough time.

That's all I have to say on this. However, it might be a good idea to call Luis to the stand and ask him what he has to say.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:19 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I have confessed. Charge me with the crime. No clue searching is needed. Case closed

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Wow, talk about a lack of endurance.

Who's going to take over now then?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:20 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I have confessed. Charge me with the crime. No clue searching is needed. Case closed

[/QUOTE]

Yes, there is need for an investigation. The bureau's top therapists need to examine your state of mind and overall psychological health

[QUOTE=Lestat]Into female undergarments..[/QUOTE]
Luis' ?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:31 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]Into female undergarments...

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I like this idea

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:37 pm

Lestat wrote:Into female undergarments...

*holds up pair*

Oooh... these ones are lacy and silky... Lestat, pass me those pink ones.

Now if only Luis would stop strutting around in that G-string.

Wow, talk about a lack of endurance.

Did Ravager just post that?

Yes, there is need for an investigation. The bureau's top therapists need to examine your state of mind and overall psychological health

We're on SYM, hun. You have a choice of Aegis or Waverly while CE's on vacation.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:42 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]

Did Ravager just post that?

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*checks back* That'd be a Yes then.

There was no need to make it sound so....you know, though.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:43 pm

I have to request an investigation in this Kitten-Chus wedding deal. I have a feeling Kitten is plotting naughty things. Evil that one is!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:45 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]

Now if only Luis would stop strutting around in that G-string.

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Hey! My lady wont like that comment, sir!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:46 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I have a feeling Kitten is plotting naughty things. Evil that one is![/QUOTE]

Uh....so what?

:laugh:

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:48 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hey! My lady wont like that comment, sir![/QUOTE]

Yes, she probably wants you to put some pants on.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:50 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hey! My lady wont like that comment, sir![/QUOTE]

Send me your ladies sister and a case of tequila next month?

@ Rav, That's a good point! She can take care of herself. :laugh:

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:54 pm

Ha! No, I cant send them, poor gilrs, would come back home all disrupted! :laugh: