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Funniest thing in fable that made you laugh

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I've just killed a shopowner in Snowspire village,....and when the guards came after me, I do the "sorry"expression...!
All he had to say was "allright,....don't do that again..." :laugh: :laugh:
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There are a few thing that makes me laugh. First i think its funny when you're called Hood. PPl say if you walk past them: Hoodhoodhood very fast. Once i invited a friend to take control of the num pad to use spells he killed a few villagers by accident. He used lvl 3 firebal and blew 6 ppk away. That was ver:laugh: y amusing.
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Guildmaster *SPOILER*

*SPOILER* I thought it was funny as hell when an evil file is made and near the end, you have multiple options of which souls to feed to Archon's shrine. And your alignment is affected depending on which souls you take. On my evil account, i chose the Guilsmaster as the "Oldest Soul" instead of Nostro. When i beat all of his guards, he was threatening me with all this talk about his powerful magics. All of a sudden in mid sentence Guildmaster says "I have powers you can't even imagine---" and gets cut off by your fist in his face. He falls down and you walk over just in time to shove your sword into the old geezer's back. Haha it was just funny how he talked a big game and got killed in mid-boast. Let me know if you agree! lol
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Post by Sir_Greyhawk »

I find it funny when you walk around snowspire village and as you walk past people you hear some of them saying:
"I Can't belive it, after all the years the northern wastes are open".
Yeah, its not like you havent been living here for your whole life...

And I laughed loads when I went to the title shop outside the guild where you can buy the title Arseface.
"Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you."
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One of my favorite moments was in the very begining, when you tell the wife about her cheating husband. If you follow her to the confrontation, she says to him, "You filthy swine! I ought to chop them off!"
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Post by Niloc »

Two things

One is the one where I went to the bandit camp and one bandit said I wanna get druuuuuuuuuuuuunk.

The other one was when I brought my weapon out and the bandit was like please don't kill me.

P.S I don't drink
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The Y M C A reference in the oracle quest

heh heh, you know those runes?
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I Never Noticed That!!! Good Eye!
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Heh something funny is when people say "You look like the inside...OF A NOSE!!" I usually kill them that...um...
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when u say s-h-i-t in teh stones then you get attacked i nearly got killed cuz i was laughing
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Post by sam_fisher_13 »

that was funny, mine was when i did the vulgar thrust to all the kids in the school (my friends wanted me to), then i turn around, and the teacher, MALE teacher is in love with me. me and my friends laughed sooooo dam hard and i ended up killing the guy.:laugh: :laugh:
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Killing the guild master

I like it when the guild masters about to fight u and u kick him then stab him(TLC only). heh HAHAHAHA:laugh: :laugh: funny
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Ha Ha Funny

Dude. I like a pimp hate and bright plate armor.Ha Ha He Horf.
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i laughed pretty hard when the dude on the mushrooms said: "i think she was beautiful... i dont know b/c the trees were dancing on their chocolate legs" or something like that.
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Red Wig

I think the funniest thing i came accross was the red wig + frying pan, i would run in towns w/the wig and light dress and frying pan then clear out villages, i would laugh the whole time :P
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[QUOTE=Mr_No_Name]The Y M C A reference in the oracle quest

heh heh, you know those runes?[/QUOTE]

Yes that was awesome! making your own ninja suit is pretty funny. it's the assassin outfit plus the bandit bandana, it's the sweetest thing when u'r evil b/c you become the Flaming Ninja.
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stuck wife

my wife ran and stayed in a wall and i talked to enough and she said im tired wont you join me and the screen went black and she stayed their for all i know shes still there
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Head soccer

I like shooting off peoples heads lol.... and then kicking them for great distances. lol. makes me feel special and evil.:laugh: :D :laugh:
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Post by Sir_Greyhawk »

I love the way you can do the YMCA dance with those glyph expressions.
I only realised you could do that recently though ^^
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In Bargate prison during the race, i accidently hit a guard and he and all his friends came running after me. i laughed my head of first but then the killed me and i was sad :(
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